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Renegade_Turner wrote:A Swedish Touchdown is when you take a dump and it hits the water before breaking apart. It can be modified so that it's when the dump break's apart as it hits the chest of one's mother.

That happens all the time...

Oh, so it's a "water-touch".
That's what I've been calling them.

My question is ... how do you know your dump isn't breaking apart untill it hits the water?

How are you able to watch yourself taking a dump?

Least boring thing that I've done recently - I got into the All Points Bulletin beta! Hell yes!

Assaultman67 wrote:My question is ... how do you know your dump isn't breaking apart untill it hits the water?
How are you able to watch yourself taking a dump?

It doesn't splash, at all!
It's incredibly stealthy and goes down without a sound.

I ran out of bottles of bear

Assaultman67 wrote:My question is ... how do you know your dump isn't breaking apart untill it hits the water?

How are you able to watch yourself taking a dump?

Are you honestly telling me you can't see between your legs when you're sitting on the toilet? Either you have monstrous hippo-sized thighs or a gigantic penis. I'm going to vouch for the former.

Renegade_Turner wrote:

Assaultman67 wrote:My question is ... how do you know your dump isn't breaking apart untill it hits the water?

How are you able to watch yourself taking a dump?

Are you honestly telling me you can't see between your legs when you're sitting on the toilet? Either you have monstrous hippo-sized thighs or a gigantic penis. I'm going to vouch for the former.

This post for the win.

It had to be done.

Renegade_Turner wrote:

Assaultman67 wrote:My question is ... how do you know your dump isn't breaking apart untill it hits the water?

How are you able to watch yourself taking a dump?

Are you honestly telling me you can't see between your legs when you're sitting on the toilet? Either you have monstrous hippo-sized thighs or a gigantic penis. I'm going to vouch for the former.

Im sorry, i didn't realize that sitting on the crapper while lifting up your junk and practically putting your face in you balls is an acceptable technique to watching yourself crap ... or using a mirror while standing over the toilet ... our maybe you just crap in a bowl full of water and video record it for future viewing ...

Either way you're disturbing and you may need psychological help due to your obsession with fecal matter ...

That could work, or you just wait untill it is... "released" and if you don't hear a splash... you've got yourself a water-touch (..or a Swedish touchdown). Congratulations

Assaultman67 wrote:

Renegade_Turner wrote:

Assaultman67 wrote:My question is ... how do you know your dump isn't breaking apart untill it hits the water?

How are you able to watch yourself taking a dump?

Are you honestly telling me you can't see between your legs when you're sitting on the toilet? Either you have monstrous hippo-sized thighs or a gigantic penis. I'm going to vouch for the former.

Im sorry, i didn't realize that sitting on the crapper while lifting up your junk and practically putting your face in you balls is an acceptable technique to watching yourself crap ... or using a mirror while standing over the toilet ... our maybe you just crap in a bowl full of water and video record it for future viewing ...

Either way you're disturbing and you may need psychological help due to your obsession with fecal matter ...

I have to agree with Renegade_Turner on this point... you don't have to stuff your face into your balls to see your crap, you can bend your head and look down.

Assaultman67 wrote:

Renegade_Turner wrote:

Assaultman67 wrote:My question is ... how do you know your dump isn't breaking apart untill it hits the water?

How are you able to watch yourself taking a dump?

Are you honestly telling me you can't see between your legs when you're sitting on the toilet? Either you have monstrous hippo-sized thighs or a gigantic penis. I'm going to vouch for the former.

Im sorry, i didn't realize that sitting on the crapper while lifting up your junk and practically putting your face in you balls is an acceptable technique to watching yourself crap ... or using a mirror while standing over the toilet ... our maybe you just crap in a bowl full of water and video record it for future viewing ...

Either way you're disturbing and you may need psychological help due to your obsession with fecal matter ...

Who said anything about any of that?

It's confirmed, he has monstrous hippo thighs.

Scat fetish?