Stupidest thing you've ever said to someone foreign

Blorx · Post by **Blorx** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:40 pm

Well, I just told a Puerto Rican friend of mine "feliz cumpleanos" without the ~ over the n...apparently, it means "happy new anus day"...

anyone else?

Armored Wolf · Post by **Armored Wolf** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:51 pm

Are you mocking Venatir?

Blorx · Post by **Blorx** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:06 pm

No, I really did say that to a Puerto Rican friend of mine by mistake...

Assaultman67 · Post by **Assaultman67** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:29 pm

I don't believe it ... it would be hilarious if it was, but i don't believe it ...

cachiporrin · Post by **cachiporrin** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:15 pm

well, there is some truth in that.
feliz cumpleaños-> happy birthday
feliz cumpleanos-> happy new anus day

WolfArmored_ · Post by **WolfArmored_** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:57 am

I said "no"

m3nace · Post by **m3nace** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:17 pm

I asked a swede where my bag was (in my native tongue, which I wont reveal because I'm so fucking embarrassed of living here and I'm leaving this shithole of a country when my education allows me to)
apparently I asked him where my balls/whore was.... And I kinda asked it out loud.... In a cafe... Pretty crowded one

Freshbite · Post by **Freshbite** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:25 pm

Aw, could you please tell me what it was you said.
I'm Swedish myself so I guess it would be funny to hear.

m3nace · Post by **m3nace** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 2:23 pm

Freshbite wrote:Aw, could you please tell me what it was you said.
I'm Swedish myself so I guess it would be funny to hear.

I ran into the cafe and screamed out loud "min taske! Jeg har glemt min taske!" (I really hate living in Denmark... So grey and disgusting, everyone is so damn retarded and everyone thinks they're fucking saints)

Freshbite · Post by **Freshbite** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:11 pm

"task" basicly means Dong / synonym for Penis

So what you were basicly running in and screamed was:
"My penis! I have dropped my penis!"

I see now how funny this would be if shouted out in public

Armored Wolf · Post by **Armored Wolf** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:16 pm

I've never met anybody foreign because I have no home country. Therefore, they cannot be foreign to me, because I come from nowhere from them to be foreign from.

You could say that everybody is foreign to me, but this is basically the same as saying no one is.

I don't know if that made sense.

cameleopard42 · Post by **cameleopard42** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:36 pm

A friend of mine told a story about how at a World War Two reenactment, a friend of his stormed into a German bunker and yelled, "Halt, oder ich sheisse!", at which the Germans cracked up laughing. He thought that he was saying, "Halt, or I shoot!", but instead of "shiesse", to shoot, he said "sheisse", to shit. Needless to say, they weren't very scared by his threats of defecation.

cachiporrin · Post by **cachiporrin** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:25 pm

well, I was in Germany and I was talking to a friend and said
"simon ist so geil!" (I wanted to say that he was cool and a good friend)
but that means, "simon is so hot!!!(sexy....horny)"
she thought I was gay

cameleopard42 · Post by **cameleopard42** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:11 pm

At least you didn't tell her you were a little bit "warm".

zoidberg rules · Post by **zoidberg rules** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:29 pm

ahhh the old "wrong thing said to a foreign person" thing i dont do alot of conversing in foreign languages, but still as soon as i do, i'll let you all know

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