Stupidest thing you've ever said to someone foreign

[cachiporrin]

A friend of mine told a story about how at a World War Two reenactment, a friend of his stormed into a German bunker and yelled, "Halt, oder ich sheisse!", at which the Germans cracked up laughing. He thought that he was saying, "Halt, or I shoot!", but instead of "shiesse", to shoot, he said "sheisse", to shit. Needless to say, they weren't very scared by his threats of defecation.

damn hilarious but I did the same mistake