Freezing your Itty-bits off again - Let's Play Icewind Dale

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Freezing your Itty-bits off again - Let's Play Icewind Dale

Post by Grayswandir » Mon Apr 05, 2010 3:22 pm

Yes, I am still doing the Baldur's Gate II LP...its just that this is more interesting. Yeah, Baldur's Gate II is kinda boring to LP. I'll most likely update the IWD LP regularly and do batch updates for BG2.
I'll be playing Icewind Dale using the G3 IWD Tweakpack v11, no cheats installed.
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Yes, I will still need 6 party members created by you...
To simplify it for you guys, I'm going list a party of 6 that I'll most likely be using. We will need at least:

3 Fighters
1 Cleric
1 Thief/Mage (multi-class)
1 Mage (single class)

Yes, multi-class characters level slower, however, Thieves and Mages level quite quickly and Thieves start to become rather useless compared to other classes later on (fighting wise).

You can come up with whatever you want though.

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Choose your sex.

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Choose your race. Heads up on restrictions:
Gnomes can only be Illusionist Mages if you want a Specialist, only Humans can be Paladins, and only Humans and Half-Elves can be Rangers and Druids of any kind.

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Choose your alignment.
This will affect what profession you can be sometimes.
Paladins can't be anything but Lawful Good and Rangers can't be below Neutral Good from what I remember. Druids can only be Neutral alignments and Thieves can't be Lawful Good.

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Choose your profession. Multi-class is grayed out there because Human's can't choose that. Heads up on Paladins and Rangers...if our Reputation goes below 8, they become regular, nerfed Fighters and lose all their special abilities.
EDIT: Didn't really describe the classes, did I?
Fighter - Thor smash. They run in, beat shit up...and stand in pools of blood. Pretty simple. They're also quite good at shooting stuff too.
Ranger - Like the Fighter, but squishier, and better at shooting. They also get a specialization where they do extra damage to a specific monster type of your choosing.
Paladin - Holy healers that smash stuff in. They get some basic healing spells and can destroy undead.
Cleric - Your basic healer...but they can wear full plate mail. Yeah, they quite good.
Druid - Can shape shift into three animals at higher levels, a bear, a wolf, and a boring beetle...yes, a boring beetle. They also have some pretty good Cleric spells.
Mage - can cast magic spells, has to memorize them before use, they pretty weak hp wise.
Thief - its a rogue. They steal things and can backstab, hide in shadows, open locks, and detect traps.
Bard - jack-of-all trades. They can sing songs during battle that up your parties stats and they can cast some magic spells and do some thieving stuff...they're...kinda...meh.

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Choose your weapons, most classes can use at least two weapons right off the bat (except mages).
Unless you Multi-class there's a few restrictions weapon wise.
Fighters/Paladins/Rangers can use anything.
Mages can only use Daggers, Staves, and Slings (Missile weapons)
Clerics can't use bladed weapons, can't use Bows, Crossbows (missile weapons), in the Missile Weapon category they can use Slings, otherwise they're unrestricted
Druids can't use bladed/metal weapons, although they CAN use Spears
Thieves can only use Short Bows, Short Swords, Slings, and they can use Long Swords (Large Swords)
Bards are pretty much limited like Thieves, but they can pretty much use a little bit of everything out of every weapon class.

So you'll need:
Name:
Race:
Alignment:
Class:
Weapon(s):
Quirks:

Relating to the quirks, don't make it something like, "Hates all women and kills them...". As amusing as it is to run around a town slaughtering all the baby-makers...it would make a really short LP because the guards would immediately destroy the party...or the Quest Givers would try to kill us. "Hates women and insults them regularly" I can do.
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Re: Freezing your Itty-bits off again - Let's Play Icewind Dale

Post by Blorx » Mon Apr 05, 2010 3:26 pm

Here we go...

Name: Thorgon
Race: Dwarf
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Class: Fighter
Weapon(s): Hammers/Axes
Quirks: Is alcoholic

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Post by TadMod » Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:14 pm

Name: Snartybrigothorn
Gender: Male
Race: Gnome
Alignment: true Neutral
Class: Thief
Weapon(s): daggers
Quirks: He's into Bestiality

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Post by invertin » Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:36 pm

Name: Daiur
Race: Human
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
Class: Paladin
Weapon(s): Greatswords
Quirks: Thinks he's superior to everyone else because he's a paladin

I like asshole paladins, can you tell?

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Post by Grayswandir » Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:09 am

Got three, need at least three more.

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Post by tokage » Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:13 am

Name: Quomoxl
Race: Half-Elf
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Class: Mage/Cleric (or just Mage)
Weapon(s): Staff, sling
Quirks: Kind of shaman from a region so far south, noone else ever heard of it. Complains about the cold a lot. Doesn't really get what is going on all the time because of language problems, but is grateful he was able to join a group of adventurers, that knows how to make and maintain a fire in these weather conditions.

Too much background?

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Post by Grayswandir » Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:31 am

Awesome.

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Post by Armored Wolf » Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:00 pm

Two Let's Play's at once? You'll have to be sarcastic on the double.

Name: Greywulf
Race: Human
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Class: Paladin
Weapon(s): Axe (can paladin's use those? Too lazy to check)
Quirks: None :P

Feel free to change whatever you want.

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Post by Grayswandir » Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:17 pm

Ok...lets see what we got so far...as well as open slots...
Thorgon/Dwarf/Fighter
Daiur/Human/Paladin
Fighter - Open
Yane/Halfling/Cleric
Snarty Brigothorn/Gnome/Thief - I'll probably make him a Thief/Illusionist because we'll need a backup Mage
Quomoxl/Half-Elf/Conjurer (Specialty Mages get one extra spell per level)

I used a few from the previous thread that people suggested. No, I'm not using Bob. Bob is stupid. Come up with a better name.

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Post by Fournine » Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:24 pm

Name: Hugo
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
Class: Fighter
Weapon: Longsword/Shield
Quirks: Straight-man; Bad sense of direction and gets lost easily (Should be easy to emulate with the horrible pathfinding in Icewind Dale)

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Post by Sandurz » Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:24 pm

How about Boberette?

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Lets meet our band of fearless adventurers!

Post by Grayswandir » Tue Apr 06, 2010 7:58 pm

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Hello there peasant. You may kiss my hand.
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Kiss it I say. KISS IT. Damn, filthy peasants, don't know your place. I am Daiur, the leader of this band of...people. You best do as I say, because you obviously don't know any better. I'm not sure how we ended up in this...this "establishment"...Everyone is useless.

Useless, all of you.

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I'm Thorgon and I really need a drink. Talk to me after I've had a drink. Who cares about the others, I need my drink!
...There's me drink! I bet I could drink all of you under the table! Assuming the serving wench ever gets here with refills!

I don't have a drinking problem.

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What am I doing here? Who are you? Why am I paying for all these drinks?! I was on my way to Baldur's Gate when I took a wrong turn somewhere...and I ended up follow these five people hoping they'd know where they were going...but we've spend the last week sitting in this bar!

Can you help me, I'm lost.

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Ah, the poor lad Hugo, he gets so lost sometimes, I've been paying for everyone's drinks, would you like one as well? What do you want in it? Do you want a refill? All these other folks are so nice, even our Mage, who doesn't seem to be able to communicate well. I love nice people! Oh how rude of me, I never introduced myself, my name is Yane. You can make fun of me, I don't bite!

I'm a nice person.

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God...I wish there was a cat around here, I'd just mmmg...and then I'd...nnng...yeah. Oh I mean...My name is Snarty Brigothorn...find me an animal, and I'll show you the proper way to love them.

I love to love animals.

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Is nice to meet you. I am Quoxmol. People here are strange. Cleric-midget clings to everyone, is rather annoying. Its too cold here. Very cold.

Wish I'd brought something warmer.

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...and so our adventure begins...with drinking...

Post by Grayswandir » Wed Apr 07, 2010 2:08 pm

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...and we're off!

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Blah, blah, words.

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As soon as the game opens, we're assaulted by this man who apparently just waits around in bars.
Image Dirty man should know better than to talk to a Paladin as if we're equals!
Image And he won't shut up either! I want a drink!
Image You know, if you were nicer to him, I bet he wouldn't talk as much.
Image Nonsense, he should know better.

After all that talking, we decide to go get another drink...
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...and we're given the run-around.
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Image I wonder what a beetle would feel like.
Image What do you mean?
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Image Nevermind him dear, we have a poor bartender to help.

...and we're off to fight the horrible beetles...
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...that don't attack...
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...that we have to chase all over the cellar...
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Hugo gets lost trying to navigate the dark cellar.
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Image Stop looking at the wall.
Image Oh. OH! Much better.

...to be continued. I'd add more but I'm a bit busy this afternoon, so maybe more this evening.

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Post by Fournine » Wed Apr 07, 2010 2:36 pm

I am amused.

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Post by tokage » Wed Apr 07, 2010 3:01 pm

Nice.

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