Pokemanz: Hopefully I'll actually finish this one

[FlagPole]

It must be kind of creepy for you guys. I just randomly show up, start playing a game, and then dissapear again.

Well about The Darkest Garden, as awesome as it was, and as much as I want to continue, I can't. Maybe eventually when I have money, but I have things I'd rather spend money on.

And the pokemon things? All the saves are gone. All of them. I can't finish them either.

Figure pokemon was where I started, pokemon is where I'll try to finish something. So, since I haven't even glanced at a pokemon game past fire red, I'm going to jump straight into Pokemon Platinum. Bear in mind that I will not know who ANY of the new guys are. Apart from the really famous ones.

I doubt you'll care about the legal stuff but just incase anybody does- I've got the game and the actual console. The emulator usage is just for the screenshots. LET US BEGIN



Ohgawdglitchemulatorwhatisthatthing




Ah, the classic intro. "Welcome to the world of pok-




Holy mother of Mew what is that on your face.




Why do they all say that. Professor Oak is the pokemon professor.
Oh god I think he killed Oak. Or maybe the last professor did it first. I dunno.




This game probably has a thousand new features but screw them I can figure it out.




Your pedophile moustache is mentally filling in the rest of that sentence please finish it D:




Yes I'm being male. Why are the trainers all so gay now.




I'm not sure, I can't go with Onion if- Wait, HIS!?
...Man. I knew I said about gay trainers but still. Come on, man, the hair spikes aren't intimidating.

Hm. The classic duo was Pretzel v Onion... But I can't go for Onion with this pathetic runt, it'd be a disgrace to his name! Screw it, he's going to be Onion's french cousin.



Blah blah blah, countless pokemon, world of pokemon, random shrinking animation, okay gameplay.



There's never anything on at all. At least I wasn't in the back of a van again.




What are you doing in my house.




I skipped some dialogue because I was too busy trying to figure out what he's doing in my house.




I get that. That sounds really cool and all. Why are you in my house. Go away.




GET OUT




Subtle, Nintendo.




Thanks Mom. This is the fourth Pokemon game I've played. And you aren't even giving me shoes or anything.




What 3D what. There's 3D now? Wow. I was still expecting a town with two colors. Including white.




AUGHHEJUSTHEADBUTTEDMEINTHEEYE

Alright it's time for me to invade YOUR personal space.


I could kick your ass without any pokemon, goddamit.



Missed some screenshots but Garlic is stupid and tries walking through tall grass but the professor is smart enough to yell at him alot.




Yes. Gimme pokemanz.




..."Two"? Who said anything about two? Why does he get a pokemon? He almost killed himself!




Oh I always wondered where you were from.

...Yes I watched the anime a few times shut up.




If only I had a gun, I could shoot the other two so that Garlic couldn't ruin their lives.




I'mma let you guys choose. Give me a name suggestion as well.

We've got to choose between a flaming monkey (Chimchar), a retarded plant turtle (Turtwig) and a penguin so adorable it can cause aneurysms (Piplup).

I just remembered why I don't like new pokemon.


I noticed Gray is doing a Let's Play. I hope I'm not "invading on your turf" or anything I just miss pokemanz.

[Endorgan]

Retard Plant Turtle, named RootVeggie

[Sandurz]

Flaming monkey. (He gets metal nipples later)
Name him...Oh god no, that'd just be racist...

How about FMN
FLAMING MONKEY NIPPLES

[Grayswandir]

I noticed Gray is doing a Let's Play. I hope I'm not "invading on your turf" or anything I just miss pokemanz.

Nah!
...and what is with Pokémon being all sickeningly cute these days? I mean back when we had Charizard and Blastoise and stuff, they were fucking awesome. I mean I know as they evolve they go from cute, to pimply, to angry but still likable...but the new ones are a bit overboard.
Get the water penguin thing...and name it Poopchute.

[Richie Rabbit]

[Sandurz]

...and what is with Pokémon being all sickeningly cute these days?

Pokefurryecchies

[nerodx]

Lol, that was pretty damn funny.
Go with the penguin. Go with something like what gray said or give it some name that's ridiculously stupid and semi-offending. I would name it Helen Keller. I don't know why, maybe its the water attack deal. I've been awake for too long...

[zoidberg rules]

get a penguin, and call it jason

[FlagPole]

Penguin seems to be the most popular option, I rolled a die for the name and we got poopchute.

The savestate didn't savestate, so I had to play back to that point. I thought it'd be shorter without taking screenshots every now and again but Garlic's idiocy really stretches this intro out.



...Huh? Where's the nickname screen?




What the snorlax where's my nickname screen.




Get back here and tell me where my nickname screen is goddamit




And mine isn't named poopchute. Grrrr...




Yes, let's see the amazing abilities my penguin has!




Yes, pound. Piplup you are friggen useless.




And all he has is tackle and withdraw. But you wouldn't know it because he never uses tackle. Garlic is essentially telling his turtle to get in his shell and hide there for the entire fight.




Why does a penguin know growl anyway.




That fight was ridiculously long. Pound does next to no damage, and he kept withdrawing as well so that it did even less than next to no damage. And then he never fought back properly.




Already? That was my first fight!




WHO'S FINING WHO NOW




You mean to our seperate homes, right? I don't want to wake up with you standing over me like last week.


Blahblahsleep, blahblah mom talking, blahbla-



Running shoes? Finally. This game moves at a SNAILS PACE for some reason and I don't think it's my emulator this time.




Oh for petes sake-




Good for you. Leave me alone.




Your last idea involved running headfirst into a pack of wild animals this is not going to work.

Just hear me out, okay? You know that lake that we always play at?

No. I never play with you. I run in terror from you.

Well they say that a legendary pokemon lives there.

And you're going to try to catch it?




Hey, wait a minute you need to think th-




But Garlic aren't you forge-




What? No, I'm not going with- Let go of me! HEY!




FORBODING. FORBODING. SO VERY SUBTLE FORBODING.




I'd rather go home and live in peace with my pengu-




We haven't even seen it yet you idiot.




*facepalm*

We can't catch it without any pokeballs!

WE CAN'T CATCH A LEGENDARY WITH LVL6 STARTERS EITHER YOU MORON

Hey, we could go ask Rowan for some pokeballs

Wouldn't it be much easier to go buy one?

No! The plot demands it!




A race? Oh come on, we both know you'd win.

Is that because I'm such a skilled runner?

No. It's because you move at the speed of plot.


That's enough for today. Man I haven't even gotten my first pokeball yet and already I have SO MANY IMAGES.

[Grayswandir]

All your Pocki-monz should now have a poop themed name. Seriously, besides a penguin named Poopchute, there's a Turtwig just asking for a name change.

[Ebrahim]

Your Captions are surprisingly funny, I have never played a pokemon game and never will but I will watch you suffer through one. Hope to see more soon.

[zoidberg rules]

=O if yo have never played a pokemanz game before then you havent earned the right to be called a gamer!!!!

go play one right now, and dont come back until you have finished it!!!!

[FlagPole]

Okay I looked on the internet and apparantly you can't nickname pokemon you haven't caught. Which means that Piplup cannot be our poopchute until I find the nickname guy, who is way later on probably. Which is friggen stupid.

...Where was I?



Ohright retarded pokemanz




Oh hey, it's you again.




I probably would've found it without you considering it was right friggen there.




AUGHHEJUSTHEADBUTTEDMEINTHEEYEAGAIN




No, I'm the other trainer with the trainer's hat, gay jacket, gay scarf and gay penguin.

That old guy... He's not scary so much as he is totally out there!

He'd be less scary if it weren't for that mustache...

Aww, it doesn't matter, Pretzel. I'm out of here. See you later!

Dear god I hope not.




What, Garlic? I think it's a boy... Probably...




Well it has been about four days since I started playing this.




Goddamnit man, shave.




He's still useless and not named after poop.




He is? I've owned him for two days without any food!
Oh fearow I better give him a fish or something.




Stop yelling Piplup at my face.




Wait what the farfetch'd what
The internet LIED TO ME




Hell yeah




I'm still here you know.




Goddamnit he is a pedophile.




And he's into that sort of stuff? Oh god.




I sure friggen hope not!




Kind? I'm not-... I mean uh. Yeah! I love them! >.>




Kill me? Oh god what did he do to you




I do NOT feel that way about you!




Oh, that's a bit better.
...Wait what are you going to use this data for?




Cool. Gimme.




Shouldn't have left it in the suitcase, I almost kept it. And I would've called it Flaming Monkey Nipples.




Or, I could skip the tutorial and start playing the game proper!

Not gonna happen.

Thought not.




AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH




ROWAN DON'T FRIGGEN DO THAT YOU'RE ALREADY IN MY NIGHTMARES




TM? Cool beans.




Wait. The moves function as some kind of absurd morality system? The nicer I am the better certain moves work? LAAAAAAAAAME I want to be a cruelhearted asshole.




Pokemon professors research pokemon. They normally have things to do with pokemon.




A MAN WHO HAS POKEMON WAS A POKEMON TRAINER!? HOW UNLIKELY!




Oh god tutorial

I have FIFTY THREE IMAGES. And some of them are numbered incorrectly. So even MORE! MORE THAN FIFTY THREE!

MY. GOD.

[Sandurz]

"A MAN WHO HAS POKEMON WAS A POKEMON TRAINER!? HOW UNLIKELY!"


XD
Dude, this wins, +1000XP!

[zoidberg rules]

+10 rep! lol