So...

[Grayswandir]

And Grayswandir is amusing too, in a cute way.

Come up to room for drink, nude be me!

[Freshbite]

Gimme 5 minutes, and be there, I will.
Bring the Must, shall I?

[Renegade_Turner]

It's hilarious because Ren is trying so eagerly to express himself as a superior being, while in fact, in real life, he is very insignificant in this world.

You see, you might think this, but I suspect it's because you're from some annoying Scandinavian country that doesn't do anything cool except produce various hybrid metal bands and cool beards. In the real world my influence is enormous. You know all those stories you heard about the Illuminati? Yeah, that's me. It's just one person. I basically control the world from behind the scenes. But of course, of what use is it trying to explain this to such a feeble mind? You might think "Why would he reveal himself if he were controlling the world?" Ahh, but you see, no one would suspect it here, so they just thinking I'm making it up...which is what you should think.

Anyway, I don't try things. I do things. And I'm certainly not eager. I wouldn't describe me that way. I don't know how you're this stupid. Actually I think it's because you're 14.

Real niggas do what they want to do, bitch niggas do what they can.

[rudel_ic]

Real niggas do what they want to do, bitch niggas do what they can.

Well, at least you know how to type.

[Renegade_Turner]

She's off again. I know how to type. What don't I know how to do? I know how to do everything. Silly Scandinavians.

[rudel_ic]

She's off again. I know how to type. What don't I know how to do? I know how to do everything. Silly Scandinavians.

You certainly also know how to be trolled. I guess you're the most-trolled dude on these forums. I mean, you've got more than 5k posts, and the grand majority of them is you being trolled successfully.

But it isn't like you don't enjoy it, right?

It's a sort of SM relationship on your end. (Not that there's anything wrong with that)

[Freshbite]

*cackle*

Yeah, you keep to that story, silly Irish.

Anyway, I don't try things. I do things. And I'm certainly not eager. I wouldn't describe me that way. I don't know how you're this stupid. Actually I think it's because you're 14.

Ah, but that's where you're wrong. I'm quite the opposite of a fourteen year-old, actually.

Real niggas do what they want to do, bitch niggas do what they can.

What is this I don’t even...

[Ebrahim]

Real niggas do what they want to do, bitch niggas do what they can.

So what do fake "niggas" do?, like a chinese man that fell in some mud or Mebbe an Irish man that bathes in potatoes?

[Renegade_Turner]

lol the meaning of the phrase is quite evident, even if you're not a dark-skinned individual. Or it should be, if you're not dumb.

Opposite of a 14-year-old? A 41-year-old? I don't know. Is there an opposite? That doesn't have an opposite. There's no yin to that yang.

I do love Metallica, rudel_ic. There's definitely nothing wrong with that. That was a great live album.

lol @ you being baited into arguments because of me mentioning nationality. Silly Germans.

[Freshbite]

I do believe the opposite of being a fourteen year-old... is to not be a fourteen year old.
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll catch that soon enough, lad.

[Renegade_Turner]

You didn't say "I'm the opposite of being a fourteen-year-old." You said "I'm the opposite of a fourteen-year-old."

Don't worry, I'm sure this is difficult since you're a child, you'll catch on soon enough.

[Freshbite]

That, I did. Anything else?
Your posts are scraping my eyeballs, I could misinterpret it for something important.

[Grayswandir]

This is appropriate and related to the thread:

[Sandurz]

But after a while it doesn't work anymore

[Freshbite]

I can relate to that.