My weekend

[zoovigger]

Sounds like a rockin' good time.

Too soon bro

[Renegade_Turner]

Come on, let's not have any of this nonsense, it's never "too soon".

[zoidberg rules]

Yep, for example, I was sad to hear of the death of Bernard Matthews, then I figured that at least his funeral will be Bootiful.

Also, when I heard of the death of Leslie Nielsen, I was devastated, "Surely you can't be serious about his death!" I said to my Dad when he told me, to which he replied "Yes, I am, and don't call me Shirley!"

I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist.

EDIT: Spelling error fixed since Ren corrected me.

[Freshbite]

Awful, just awful...

[Untadaike]

You know, it'd be funny if the bots weren't bots at all, but angry 10-year-old slaves tasked with posting links on forums nonstop during their 24-hour work day.

I actually find them rather disappointing sometimes. I mean, zoidberg clearly used 'sucked'. Come on, it can't even copy the same adjective? Where does scary come from? What a dumbass.

But, then again, what if I'M I bot, smarter than them all? BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YOUR CORN HUSKS AND LINOLEUM WILL BE MIIINE!!!

Sooo, anyone watched Home Alone XVII?

[zoidberg rules]

Nope, have you seen Saw 18 yet? (Why won't that franchise just fucking die?! Nobody likes it any more!)

[Renegade_Turner]

I've never watched a Saw film. The premise never appealed to me.

Home Alone, however, fucking rocked.

Also, when I heard of the death of Leslie Nielson, I was devastated, "Surely you can't be serious about his death!" I said to my Dad when he told me, to which he replied "Yes, I am, and don't call me Shirley!"

Everyone said that one...

And it's Nielsen.

[zoidberg rules]

A) I know everybody said it, just wanted to use it...
B) I apologise for the spelling error there, and will edit it now...