Ubisoft

[Renegade_Turner]

Perhaps I can diffuse this situation of clashing egos and ultra competitiveness with this announcement ...

The next person to post in this topic is a douchebag.

I resent that statement. I've been very fair in my comments. You're a silly billy.

[Assaultman67]

I wasn't really being specific to anyone ... to be honest I skimmed a lot of it ...

I was simply trying to defuse the scenario by using competitiveness against people ...

But then freshbite came in and decided he would rather ruin it with comedic relief, ironically, making him a douchebag

[Freshbite]

[Assaultman67]

If its any consolation, I still love ya buddy

[Freshbite]

I know man, I know.

[Assaultman67]

That smilie is disturbing ...

... I should have further mentioned its platonic love

[Freshbite]

Yeah, I have accurately named it the "Pedo Face" smiley.

[Renegade_Turner]

Assaultman67, it occurs to me that it's tempting to be an asshole to you...but alas, I resist! =P

[Assaultman67]

Yes, I've been purposefully taking advantage of your new found ... tolerance?

[Renegade_Turner]

Think of me as a big barrell of sunshine...if that makes any sense.

This thread has gone viciously off topic.

[Freshbite]

As much as 5 pages of off-topic'ness.

I crown this topic the "Most Off-Topic Topic of The Week" topic.

[Count Roland]

Ubisoft games are like big Vaginae with chastity belts.

[zoidberg rules]

I lost the key to my chastity belt...

Let's just say that mornings hurt.

Yeah, I have accurately named it the "Pedo Face" smiley.

Is that because you linked it to me after I mentioned it in whichever thread it was I mentioned it in?!

[Freshbite]

I just think it looks fairly creepy...
I linked it to you because you asked for it.

[zoidberg rules]

Ahhh, fair enough, yeah, thanks for that by the way, I love you man.

See, a well used paedo smile can unnerve even the strongest of men!