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Granted, but it was a murder-suicide.

I wish that I could outsmart anyone.

zoidberg rules wrote:Granted, but the game ended before you could use it.

I wish I'd kill that fish.

Uhh,I wished that I was a nuclear warhead not I had a....
Oh wells
Granted but the fish turned out to be immortal.
I wish everyone except me was on fire.

Sandurz wrote:Granted, but it was a murder-suicide.

I wish that I could outsmart anyone.

Granted, but you outsmarted yourself immediatelly and were forced to live inside your minds own paradox untill your testicular organs exploded in a fiery inferno.

I wish I could wish without it being a corrupted wish.

Granted. But being that this is a corrupt-wish game, your uncorrupted wish is corrupted by demon bears that spawn little baby demon bears on the floor. Chuck Norris kicks you in the balls while driving by in a DeLorean at 88 MPH.

I wish I had a wish that was a wish that was a wish that was that with that is that wish that has that wish that does that wish.

Granted but the wish got confused and supuku-ed itself
I wish everyone on the forums except me was on fire

Granted, but the heat from all the flames melts the floor your standing on and you fall through and die.

I wish to be able to play kinect so I can see if it's nohing but a gimmick.

Granted, you play the kinect only to realize that not only is it a gimmick, it's sentient and hateful of humans you are eaten by a grue.
I wish for two small marshmallows floating in tartar sauce.

Granted, but you're the tartar sauce.

I wish for no more wishes

Granted, Get out.
I wish I was spilled on someone's shirt.

Granted, but the t-shirt in question is a super absorbant one, and you are subsequently absorbed and die.

I wish for more Simpsons.

Granted but then it got boring and no body watched it.

I wish I was Invisible.

Granted but you are only invisible when naked and infront of more than 2 people and only for 15 seconds.
I wish I had a pony with minigun instead of limbs and whenever I was near it I would get bulletproof

Granted, but it can shit fire and you burn to death.

I wish for a human heart that i can throw at somebody.

Granted, it's your own. Good luck living!

I wish for an unlimited good luck streak.

Granted, but the good luck streak never runs out, and you get bored and kill yourself or something, i dunno.

I wish for a granted, with absolutely no bad consequences caused immediately or by extension.