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Post by Sage » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:57 am

Once upon a time there were 11 gamers that each wanted fifteen fabulously delicious candy bars so they decided to buy a fast car. They raced to safeway and robbed it. The car had no more coffee, so they died. They couldn't respawn before the 1337Crew had succeeded in taking over the Candy Bar Doom Palace, where the great lord of the weasel kingdom had stored many pies. With the 11 gamers currently residing in purgatory the story didn't continue until the voodoo doctor jumped out of the blue pie of great magic and killed them all dead. Now the 11 gamers are all gleefully alive!
With the 1337Crew defeated, they went on to rule the weasels forever. The takeover of the BBC Television Studios head began with a gunfight, and ended with rockets. The weasels began with slightly odd singing and knife throwing party. They were matched by the 11 gamers' swords, and their bows... After a fearsome somersault contest, a deathmatch began with an enraged quarrel over the eigth gamer's mom. This was suddenly interrupted by the 11 gamers when a big ugly carnivorous toaster came by. "You want buttery toast?" said the toaster as flatulence was released by the eight gamer's mom. The Toaster promptly exploded, killing the weasels dead. Fortunately for them, weasels are not explode proof, and they died. The double dying weasel untundre (not a real word) had finally ended, phew. Jerome then seized control of a remote controlled remote controlling device which remotley controlled his mouth to spit fiery murder, which, in turn, remotely triggered evil monkey ninjas who sought revenge upon that guy over there that was remotely controlling the use of the annoyingly overused word "remotely". The monkeys used typewriters to write stories consisting of four words, and got obssesed with the word "remotely". This caused Renegade_Turner to promptly go insane. After this interlude Darth Monkey destroyed the camera stealing wizard and wreaked havoc upon Microsoft. Every Boot Camp user suffered minor technical difficulties, but in any case Bob battled Darth Monkey, and came out king. He was then usurped by Bob, who tried to figure out what the hell was happening. Along came Turner and every one was Kicked.
Afterwards, Turner went to the Playboy Mansion. When he saw those damned five-legged Pringles

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Once upon a time there were 11 gamers that each wanted fifteen fabulously delicious candy bars so they decided to buy a fast car. They raced to safeway and robbed it. The car had no more coffee, so they died. They couldn't respawn before the 1337Crew had succeeded in taking over the Candy Bar Doom Palace, where the great lord of the weasel kingdom had stored many pies. With the 11 gamers currently residing in purgatory the story didn't continue until the voodoo doctor jumped out of the blue pie of great magic and killed them all dead. Now the 11 gamers are all gleefully alive!
With the 1337Crew defeated, they went on to rule the weasels forever. The takeover of the BBC Television Studios head began with a gunfight, and ended with rockets. The weasels began with slightly odd singing and knife throwing party. They were matched by the 11 gamers' swords, and their bows... After a fearsome somersault contest, a deathmatch began with an enraged quarrel over the eigth gamer's mom. This was suddenly interrupted by the 11 gamers when a big ugly carnivorous toaster came by. "You want buttery toast?" said the toaster as flatulence was released by the eight gamer's mom. The Toaster promptly exploded, killing the weasels dead. Fortunately for them, weasels are not explode proof, and they died. The double dying weasel untundre (not a real word) had finally ended, phew. Jerome then seized control of a remote controlled remote controlling device which remotley controlled his mouth to spit fiery murder, which, in turn, remotely triggered evil monkey ninjas who sought revenge upon that guy over there that was remotely controlling the use of the annoyingly overused word "remotely". The monkeys used typewriters to write stories consisting of four words, and got obssesed with the word "remotely". This caused Renegade_Turner to promptly go insane. After this interlude Darth Monkey destroyed the camera stealing wizard and wreaked havoc upon Microsoft. Every Boot Camp user suffered minor technical difficulties, but in any case Bob battled Darth Monkey, and came out king. He was then usurped by Bob, who tried to figure out what the hell was happening. Along came Turner and every one was Kicked.
Afterwards, Turner went to the Playboy Mansion. When he saw those damned five-legged Pringles He started an 80's

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Post by pyros soul » Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:34 am

Once upon a time there were 11 gamers that each wanted fifteen fabulously delicious candy bars so they decided to buy a fast car. They raced to safeway and robbed it. The car had no more coffee, so they died. They couldn't respawn before the 1337Crew had succeeded in taking over the Candy Bar Doom Palace, where the great lord of the weasel kingdom had stored many pies. With the 11 gamers currently residing in purgatory the story didn't continue until the voodoo doctor jumped out of the blue pie of great magic and killed them all dead. Now the 11 gamers are all gleefully alive!
With the 1337Crew defeated, they went on to rule the weasels forever. The takeover of the BBC Television Studios head began with a gunfight, and ended with rockets. The weasels began with slightly odd singing and knife throwing party. They were matched by the 11 gamers' swords, and their bows... After a fearsome somersault contest, a deathmatch began with an enraged quarrel over the eigth gamer's mom. This was suddenly interrupted by the 11 gamers when a big ugly carnivorous toaster came by. "You want buttery toast?" said the toaster as flatulence was released by the eight gamer's mom. The Toaster promptly exploded, killing the weasels dead. Fortunately for them, weasels are not explode proof, and they died. The double dying weasel untundre (not a real word) had finally ended, phew. Jerome then seized control of a remote controlled remote controlling device which remotley controlled his mouth to spit fiery murder, which, in turn, remotely triggered evil monkey ninjas who sought revenge upon that guy over there that was remotely controlling the use of the annoyingly overused word "remotely". The monkeys used typewriters to write stories consisting of four words, and got obssesed with the word "remotely". This caused Renegade_Turner to promptly go insane. After this interlude Darth Monkey destroyed the camera stealing wizard and wreaked havoc upon Microsoft. Every Boot Camp user suffered minor technical difficulties, but in any case Bob battled Darth Monkey, and came out king. He was then usurped by Bob, who tried to figure out what the hell was happening. Along came Turner and every one was Kicked.
Afterwards, Turner went to the Playboy Mansion. When he saw those damned five-legged Pringles He started an 80's trend beacuse he was

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Post by Sage » Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:26 pm

Once upon a time there were 11 gamers that each wanted fifteen fabulously delicious candy bars so they decided to buy a fast car. They raced to safeway and robbed it. The car had no more coffee, so they died. They couldn't respawn before the 1337Crew had succeeded in taking over the Candy Bar Doom Palace, where the great lord of the weasel kingdom had stored many pies. With the 11 gamers currently residing in purgatory the story didn't continue until the voodoo doctor jumped out of the blue pie of great magic and killed them all dead. Now the 11 gamers are all gleefully alive!
With the 1337Crew defeated, they went on to rule the weasels forever. The takeover of the BBC Television Studios head began with a gunfight, and ended with rockets. The weasels began with slightly odd singing and knife throwing party. They were matched by the 11 gamers' swords, and their bows... After a fearsome somersault contest, a deathmatch began with an enraged quarrel over the eigth gamer's mom. This was suddenly interrupted by the 11 gamers when a big ugly carnivorous toaster came by. "You want buttery toast?" said the toaster as flatulence was released by the eight gamer's mom. The Toaster promptly exploded, killing the weasels dead. Fortunately for them, weasels are not explode proof, and they died. The double dying weasel untundre (not a real word) had finally ended, phew. Jerome then seized control of a remote controlled remote controlling device which remotley controlled his mouth to spit fiery murder, which, in turn, remotely triggered evil monkey ninjas who sought revenge upon that guy over there that was remotely controlling the use of the annoyingly overused word "remotely". The monkeys used typewriters to write stories consisting of four words, and got obssesed with the word "remotely". This caused Renegade_Turner to promptly go insane. After this interlude Darth Monkey destroyed the camera stealing wizard and wreaked havoc upon Microsoft. Every Boot Camp user suffered minor technical difficulties, but in any case Bob battled Darth Monkey, and came out king. He was then usurped by Bob, who tried to figure out what the hell was happening. Along came Turner and every one was Kicked.
Afterwards, Turner went to the Playboy Mansion. When he saw those damned five-legged Pringles He started an 80's trend beacuse he was a Styx fan. So,

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Post by leDoOd » Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:48 pm

Once upon a time there were 11 gamers that each wanted fifteen fabulously delicious candy bars so they decided to buy a fast car. They raced to safeway and robbed it. The car had no more coffee, so they died. They couldn't respawn before the 1337Crew had succeeded in taking over the Candy Bar Doom Palace, where the great lord of the weasel kingdom had stored many pies. With the 11 gamers currently residing in purgatory the story didn't continue until the voodoo doctor jumped out of the blue pie of great magic and killed them all dead. Now the 11 gamers are all gleefully alive!
With the 1337Crew defeated, they went on to rule the weasels forever. The takeover of the BBC Television Studios head began with a gunfight, and ended with rockets. The weasels began with slightly odd singing and knife throwing party. They were matched by the 11 gamers' swords, and their bows... After a fearsome somersault contest, a deathmatch began with an enraged quarrel over the eighth gamer's mom. This was suddenly interrupted by the 11 gamers when a big ugly carnivorous toaster came by. "You want buttery toast?" said the toaster as flatulence was released by the eighth gamer's mom. The Toaster promptly exploded, killing the weasels dead. Fortunately for them, weasels are not explode proof, and they died. The double dying weasel untundre (not a real word) had finally ended, phew. Jerome then seized control of a remote controlled remote controlling device which remotley controlled his mouth to spit fiery murder, which, in turn, remotely triggered evil monkey ninjas who sought revenge upon that guy over there that was remotely controlling the use of the annoyingly overused word "remotely". The monkeys used typewriters to write stories consisting of four words, and got obssesed with the word "remotely". This caused Renegade_Turner to promptly go insane. After this interlude Darth Monkey destroyed the camera stealing wizard and wreaked havoc upon Microsoft. Every Boot Camp user suffered minor technical difficulties, but in any case Bob battled Darth Monkey, and came out king. He was then usurped by Bob, who tried to figure out what the hell was happening. Along came Turner and every one was kicked.
Afterwards, Turner went to the Playboy Mansion. When he saw those damned five-legged Pringles. He started an 80's trend beacuse he was a Styx fan. So, Turned just turned around



(by the way, the whole remote controlling thing made me laugh out loud! :lol:)

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Post by Sage » Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:53 pm

Once upon a time there were 11 gamers that each wanted fifteen fabulously delicious candy bars so they decided to buy a fast car. They raced to safeway and robbed it. The car had no more coffee, so they died. They couldn't respawn before the 1337Crew had succeeded in taking over the Candy Bar Doom Palace, where the great lord of the weasel kingdom had stored many pies. With the 11 gamers currently residing in purgatory the story didn't continue until the voodoo doctor jumped out of the blue pie of great magic and killed them all dead. Now the 11 gamers are all gleefully alive!
With the 1337Crew defeated, they went on to rule the weasels forever. The takeover of the BBC Television Studios head began with a gunfight, and ended with rockets. The weasels began with slightly odd singing and knife throwing party. They were matched by the 11 gamers' swords, and their bows... After a fearsome somersault contest, a deathmatch began with an enraged quarrel over the eighth gamer's mom. This was suddenly interrupted by the 11 gamers when a big ugly carnivorous toaster came by. "You want buttery toast?" said the toaster as flatulence was released by the eighth gamer's mom. The Toaster promptly exploded, killing the weasels dead. Fortunately for them, weasels are not explode proof, and they died. The double dying weasel untundre (not a real word) had finally ended, phew. Jerome then seized control of a remote controlled remote controlling device which remotley controlled his mouth to spit fiery murder, which, in turn, remotely triggered evil monkey ninjas who sought revenge upon that guy over there that was remotely controlling the use of the annoyingly overused word "remotely". The monkeys used typewriters to write stories consisting of four words, and got obssesed with the word "remotely". This caused Renegade_Turner to promptly go insane. After this interlude Darth Monkey destroyed the camera stealing wizard and wreaked havoc upon Microsoft. Every Boot Camp user suffered minor technical difficulties, but in any case Bob battled Darth Monkey, and came out king. He was then usurped by Bob, who tried to figure out what the hell was happening. Along came Turner and every one was kicked.
Afterwards, Turner went to the Playboy Mansion. When he saw those damned five-legged Pringles. He started an 80's trend beacuse he was a Styx fan. So, Turner just turned around, doing the Hokey Pokey.

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Post by leDoOd » Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:54 pm

Once upon a time there were 11 gamers that each wanted fifteen fabulously delicious candy bars so they decided to buy a fast car. They raced to safeway and robbed it. The car had no more coffee, so they died. They couldn't respawn before the 1337Crew had succeeded in taking over the Candy Bar Doom Palace, where the great lord of the weasel kingdom had stored many pies. With the 11 gamers currently residing in purgatory the story didn't continue until the voodoo doctor jumped out of the blue pie of great magic and killed them all dead. Now the 11 gamers are all gleefully alive!
With the 1337Crew defeated, they went on to rule the weasels forever. The takeover of the BBC Television Studios head began with a gunfight, and ended with rockets. The weasels began with slightly odd singing and knife throwing party. They were matched by the 11 gamers' swords, and their bows... After a fearsome somersault contest, a deathmatch began with an enraged quarrel over the eighth gamer's mom. This was suddenly interrupted by the 11 gamers when a big ugly carnivorous toaster came by. "You want buttery toast?" said the toaster as flatulence was released by the eighth gamer's mom. The Toaster promptly exploded, killing the weasels dead. Fortunately for them, weasels are not explode proof, and they died. The double dying weasel untundre (not a real word) had finally ended, phew. Jerome then seized control of a remote controlled remote controlling device which remotley controlled his mouth to spit fiery murder, which, in turn, remotely triggered evil monkey ninjas who sought revenge upon that guy over there that was remotely controlling the use of the annoyingly overused word "remotely". The monkeys used typewriters to write stories consisting of four words, and got obssesed with the word "remotely". This caused Renegade_Turner to promptly go insane. After this interlude Darth Monkey destroyed the camera stealing wizard and wreaked havoc upon Microsoft. Every Boot Camp user suffered minor technical difficulties, but in any case Bob battled Darth Monkey, and came out king. He was then usurped by Bob, who tried to figure out what the hell was happening. Along came Turner and every one was kicked.
Afterwards, Turner went to the Playboy Mansion. When he saw those damned five-legged Pringles. He started an 80's trend beacuse he was a Styx fan. So, Turner just turned around, doing the Hokey Pokey. He then whipped out

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Post by Fournine » Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:47 pm

Once upon a time there were 11 gamers that each wanted fifteen fabulously delicious candy bars so they decided to buy a fast car. They raced to safeway and robbed it. The car had no more coffee, so they died. They couldn't respawn before the 1337Crew had succeeded in taking over the Candy Bar Doom Palace, where the great lord of the weasel kingdom had stored many pies. With the 11 gamers currently residing in purgatory the story didn't continue until the voodoo doctor jumped out of the blue pie of great magic and killed them all dead. Now the 11 gamers are all gleefully alive!
With the 1337Crew defeated, they went on to rule the weasels forever. The takeover of the BBC Television Studios head began with a gunfight, and ended with rockets. The weasels began with slightly odd singing and knife throwing party. They were matched by the 11 gamers' swords, and their bows... After a fearsome somersault contest, a deathmatch began with an enraged quarrel over the eighth gamer's mom. This was suddenly interrupted by the 11 gamers when a big ugly carnivorous toaster came by. "You want buttery toast?" said the toaster as flatulence was released by the eighth gamer's mom. The Toaster promptly exploded, killing the weasels dead. Fortunately for them, weasels are not explode proof, and they died. The double dying weasel untundre (not a real word) had finally ended, phew. Jerome then seized control of a remote controlled remote controlling device which remotley controlled his mouth to spit fiery murder, which, in turn, remotely triggered evil monkey ninjas who sought revenge upon that guy over there that was remotely controlling the use of the annoyingly overused word "remotely". The monkeys used typewriters to write stories consisting of four words, and got obssesed with the word "remotely". This caused Renegade_Turner to promptly go insane. After this interlude Darth Monkey destroyed the camera stealing wizard and wreaked havoc upon Microsoft. Every Boot Camp user suffered minor technical difficulties, but in any case Bob battled Darth Monkey, and came out king. He was then usurped by Bob, who tried to figure out what the hell was happening. Along came Turner and every one was kicked.
Afterwards, Turner went to the Playboy Mansion. When he saw those damned five-legged Pringles. He started an 80's trend beacuse he was a Styx fan. So, Turner just turned around, doing the Hokey Pokey. He then whipped out a Cz-75 semi-automatic pistol

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Post by Colicedus » Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:00 pm

Once upon a time there were 11 gamers that each wanted fifteen fabulously delicious candy bars so they decided to buy a fast car. They raced to safeway and robbed it. The car had no more coffee, so they died. They couldn't respawn before the 1337Crew had succeeded in taking over the Candy Bar Doom Palace, where the great lord of the weasel kingdom had stored many pies. With the 11 gamers currently residing in purgatory the story didn't continue until the voodoo doctor jumped out of the blue pie of great magic and killed them all dead. Now the 11 gamers are all gleefully alive!
With the 1337Crew defeated, they went on to rule the weasels forever. The takeover of the BBC Television Studios head began with a gunfight, and ended with rockets. The weasels began with slightly odd singing and knife throwing party. They were matched by the 11 gamers' swords, and their bows... After a fearsome somersault contest, a deathmatch began with an enraged quarrel over the eighth gamer's mom. This was suddenly interrupted by the 11 gamers when a big ugly carnivorous toaster came by. "You want buttery toast?" said the toaster as flatulence was released by the eighth gamer's mom. The Toaster promptly exploded, killing the weasels dead. Fortunately for them, weasels are not explode proof, and they died. The double dying weasel untundre (not a real word) had finally ended, phew. Jerome then seized control of a remote controlled remote controlling device which remotley controlled his mouth to spit fiery murder, which, in turn, remotely triggered evil monkey ninjas who sought revenge upon that guy over there that was remotely controlling the use of the annoyingly overused word "remotely". The monkeys used typewriters to write stories consisting of four words, and got obssesed with the word "remotely". This caused Renegade_Turner to promptly go insane. After this interlude Darth Monkey destroyed the camera stealing wizard and wreaked havoc upon Microsoft. Every Boot Camp user suffered minor technical difficulties, but in any case Bob battled Darth Monkey, and came out king. He was then usurped by Bob, who tried to figure out what the hell was happening. Along came Turner and every one was kicked.
Afterwards, Turner went to the Playboy Mansion. When he saw those damned five-legged Pringles. He started an 80's trend beacuse he was a Styx fan. So, Turner just turned around, doing the Hokey Pokey. He then whipped out a Cz-75 semi-automatic pistol accidentally shooting his left

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Post by MacWiggy » Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:06 pm

Once upon a time there were 11 gamers that each wanted fifteen fabulously delicious candy bars so they decided to buy a fast car. They raced to safeway and robbed it. The car had no more coffee, so they died. They couldn't respawn before the 1337Crew had succeeded in taking over the Candy Bar Doom Palace, where the great lord of the weasel kingdom had stored many pies. With the 11 gamers currently residing in purgatory the story didn't continue until the voodoo doctor jumped out of the blue pie of great magic and killed them all dead. Now the 11 gamers are all gleefully alive!
With the 1337Crew defeated, they went on to rule the weasels forever. The takeover of the BBC Television Studios head began with a gunfight, and ended with rockets. The weasels began with slightly odd singing and knife throwing party. They were matched by the 11 gamers' swords, and their bows... After a fearsome somersault contest, a deathmatch began with an enraged quarrel over the eighth gamer's mom. This was suddenly interrupted by the 11 gamers when a big ugly carnivorous toaster came by. "You want buttery toast?" said the toaster as flatulence was released by the eighth gamer's mom. The Toaster promptly exploded, killing the weasels dead. Fortunately for them, weasels are not explode proof, and they died. The double dying weasel untundre (not a real word) had finally ended, phew. Jerome then seized control of a remote controlled remote controlling device which remotley controlled his mouth to spit fiery murder, which, in turn, remotely triggered evil monkey ninjas who sought revenge upon that guy over there that was remotely controlling the use of the annoyingly overused word "remotely". The monkeys used typewriters to write stories consisting of four words, and got obssesed with the word "remotely". This caused Renegade_Turner to promptly go insane. After this interlude Darth Monkey destroyed the camera stealing wizard and wreaked havoc upon Microsoft. Every Boot Camp user suffered minor technical difficulties, but in any case Bob battled Darth Monkey, and came out king. He was then usurped by Bob, who tried to figure out what the hell was happening. Along came Turner and every one was kicked.
Afterwards, Turner went to the Playboy Mansion. When he saw those damned five-legged Pringles. He started an 80's trend beacuse he was a Styx fan. So, Turner just turned around, doing the Hokey Pokey. He then whipped out a Cz-75 semi-automatic pistol accidentally shooting his left-hand man, Steve Irwin.

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Post by MacWiggy » Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:06 pm

(Sting Ray takes the blame)

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Post by Colicedus » Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:32 pm

that was Cold :| :| :roll: :( :| :? :lol:

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Post by Albab » Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:04 pm

That was badass. xDD

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Post by Sage » Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:38 pm

(those posts were only 3 words, and Co's was 5, sozmkay?)

Once upon a time there were 11 gamers that each wanted fifteen fabulously delicious candy bars so they decided to buy a fast car. They raced to safeway and robbed it. The car had no more coffee, so they died. They couldn't respawn before the 1337Crew had succeeded in taking over the Candy Bar Doom Palace, where the great lord of the weasel kingdom had stored many pies. With the 11 gamers currently residing in purgatory the story didn't continue until the voodoo doctor jumped out of the blue pie of great magic and killed them all dead. Now the 11 gamers are all gleefully alive!
With the 1337Crew defeated, they went on to rule the weasels forever. The takeover of the BBC Television Studios head began with a gunfight, and ended with rockets. The weasels began with slightly odd singing and knife throwing party. They were matched by the 11 gamers' swords, and their bows... After a fearsome somersault contest, a deathmatch began with an enraged quarrel over the eighth gamer's mom. This was suddenly interrupted by the 11 gamers when a big ugly carnivorous toaster came by. "You want buttery toast?" said the toaster as flatulence was released by the eighth gamer's mom. The Toaster promptly exploded, killing the weasels dead. Fortunately for them, weasels are not explode proof, and they died. The double dying weasel untundre (not a real word) had finally ended, phew. Jerome then seized control of a remote controlled remote controlling device which remotley controlled his mouth to spit fiery murder, which, in turn, remotely triggered evil monkey ninjas who sought revenge upon that guy over there that was remotely controlling the use of the annoyingly overused word "remotely". The monkeys used typewriters to write stories consisting of four words, and got obssesed with the word "remotely". This caused Renegade_Turner to promptly go insane. After this interlude Darth Monkey destroyed the camera stealing wizard and wreaked havoc upon Microsoft. Every Boot Camp user suffered minor technical difficulties, but in any case Bob battled Darth Monkey, and came out king. He was then usurped by Bob, who tried to figure out what the hell was happening. Along came Turner and every one was kicked.
Afterwards, Turner went to the Playboy Mansion. When he saw those damned five-legged Pringles. He started an 80's trend beacuse he was a Styx fan. So, Turner just turned around, doing the Hokey Pokey. He then whipped out a Cz-75 semi-automatic pistol accidentally shooting his left-hand man, Steve Irwin. News reporters screwed up

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Post by Colicedus » Sat Sep 09, 2006 6:11 am

Once upon a time there were 11 gamers that each wanted fifteen fabulously delicious candy bars so they decided to buy a fast car. They raced to safeway and robbed it. The car had no more coffee, so they died. They couldn't respawn before the 1337Crew had succeeded in taking over the Candy Bar Doom Palace, where the great lord of the weasel kingdom had stored many pies. With the 11 gamers currently residing in purgatory the story didn't continue until the voodoo doctor jumped out of the blue pie of great magic and killed them all dead. Now the 11 gamers are all gleefully alive!
With the 1337Crew defeated, they went on to rule the weasels forever. The takeover of the BBC Television Studios head began with a gunfight, and ended with rockets. The weasels began with slightly odd singing and knife throwing party. They were matched by the 11 gamers' swords, and their bows... After a fearsome somersault contest, a deathmatch began with an enraged quarrel over the eighth gamer's mom. This was suddenly interrupted by the 11 gamers when a big ugly carnivorous toaster came by. "You want buttery toast?" said the toaster as flatulence was released by the eighth gamer's mom. The Toaster promptly exploded, killing the weasels dead. Fortunately for them, weasels are not explode proof, and they died. The double dying weasel untundre (not a real word) had finally ended, phew. Jerome then seized control of a remote controlled remote controlling device which remotley controlled his mouth to spit fiery murder, which, in turn, remotely triggered evil monkey ninjas who sought revenge upon that guy over there that was remotely controlling the use of the annoyingly overused word "remotely". The monkeys used typewriters to write stories consisting of four words, and got obssesed with the word "remotely". This caused Renegade_Turner to promptly go insane. After this interlude Darth Monkey destroyed the camera stealing wizard and wreaked havoc upon Microsoft. Every Boot Camp user suffered minor technical difficulties, but in any case Bob battled Darth Monkey, and came out king. He was then usurped by Bob, who tried to figure out what the hell was happening. Along came Turner and every one was kicked.
Afterwards, Turner went to the Playboy Mansion. When he saw those damned five-legged Pringles. He started an 80's trend beacuse he was a Styx fan. So, Turner just turned around, doing the Hokey Pokey. He then whipped out a Cz-75 semi-automatic pistol accidentally shooting his left-hand man, Steve Irwin. News reporters screwed up saying a Sexually confused

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