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Once upon a time there were 11 gamers that each wanted fifteen fabulously delicious candy bars so they decided to buy a fast car. They raced to safeway and robbed it. The car had no more coffee, so they died. They couldn't respawn before the 1337Crew had succeeded in taking over the Candy Bar Doom Palace, where the great lord of the weasel kingdom had stored many pies. With the 11 gamers currently residing in purgatory the story didn't continue until the voodoo doctor jumped out of the blue pie of great magic and killed them all dead. Now the 11 gamers are all gleefully alive!
With the 1337Crew defeated, they went on to rule the weasels forever. The takeover of the BBC Television Studios head began with a gunfight, and ended with rockets. The weasels began with slightly odd singing and knife throwing party. They were matched by the 11 gamers' swords, and their bows... After a fearsome somersault contest, a deathmatch began with an enraged quarrel over the eigth gamer's mom. This was suddenly interrupted by the 11 gamers when a big ugly carnivorous toaster came by. "You want buttery toast?" said the toaster as flatulence was released by the eight gamer's mom. The Toaster pomptly exploded killing the weasels dead. Fortunately for them, weasels

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Once upon a time there were 11 gamers that each wanted fifteen fabulously delicious candy bars so they decided to buy a fast car. They raced to safeway and robbed it. The car had no more coffee, so they died. They couldn't respawn before the 1337Crew had succeeded in taking over the Candy Bar Doom Palace, where the great lord of the weasel kingdom had stored many pies. With the 11 gamers currently residing in purgatory the story didn't continue until the voodoo doctor jumped out of the blue pie of great magic and killed them all dead. Now the 11 gamers are all gleefully alive!
With the 1337Crew defeated, they went on to rule the weasels forever. The takeover of the BBC Television Studios head began with a gunfight, and ended with rockets. The weasels began with slightly odd singing and knife throwing party. They were matched by the 11 gamers' swords, and their bows... After a fearsome somersault contest, a deathmatch began with an enraged quarrel over the eigth gamer's mom. This was suddenly interrupted by the 11 gamers when a big ugly carnivorous toaster came by. "You want buttery toast?" said the toaster as flatulence was released by the eight gamer's mom. The Toaster pomptly exploded killing the weasels dead. Fortunately for them, weasels are not explode proof

Once upon a time there were 11 gamers that each wanted fifteen fabulously delicious candy bars so they decided to buy a fast car. They raced to safeway and robbed it. The car had no more coffee, so they died. They couldn't respawn before the 1337Crew had succeeded in taking over the Candy Bar Doom Palace, where the great lord of the weasel kingdom had stored many pies. With the 11 gamers currently residing in purgatory the story didn't continue until the voodoo doctor jumped out of the blue pie of great magic and killed them all dead. Now the 11 gamers are all gleefully alive!
With the 1337Crew defeated, they went on to rule the weasels forever. The takeover of the BBC Television Studios head began with a gunfight, and ended with rockets. The weasels began with slightly odd singing and knife throwing party. They were matched by the 11 gamers' swords, and their bows... After a fearsome somersault contest, a deathmatch began with an enraged quarrel over the eigth gamer's mom. This was suddenly interrupted by the 11 gamers when a big ugly carnivorous toaster came by. "You want buttery toast?" said the toaster as flatulence was released by the eight gamer's mom. The Toaster pomptly exploded killing the weasels dead. Fortunately for them, weasels are not explode proof, and they died. The

Once upon a time there were 11 gamers that each wanted fifteen fabulously delicious candy bars so they decided to buy a fast car. They raced to safeway and robbed it. The car had no more coffee, so they died. They couldn't respawn before the 1337Crew had succeeded in taking over the Candy Bar Doom Palace, where the great lord of the weasel kingdom had stored many pies. With the 11 gamers currently residing in purgatory the story didn't continue until the voodoo doctor jumped out of the blue pie of great magic and killed them all dead. Now the 11 gamers are all gleefully alive!
With the 1337Crew defeated, they went on to rule the weasels forever. The takeover of the BBC Television Studios head began with a gunfight, and ended with rockets. The weasels began with slightly odd singing and knife throwing party. They were matched by the 11 gamers' swords, and their bows... After a fearsome somersault contest, a deathmatch began with an enraged quarrel over the eigth gamer's mom. This was suddenly interrupted by the 11 gamers when a big ugly carnivorous toaster came by. "You want buttery toast?" said the toaster as flatulence was released by the eight gamer's mom. The Toaster promptly exploded, killing the weasels dead. Fortunately for them, weasels are not explode proof, and they died. The double dying weasel untundre

Once upon a time there were 11 gamers that each wanted fifteen fabulously delicious candy bars so they decided to buy a fast car. They raced to safeway and robbed it. The car had no more coffee, so they died. They couldn't respawn before the 1337Crew had succeeded in taking over the Candy Bar Doom Palace, where the great lord of the weasel kingdom had stored many pies. With the 11 gamers currently residing in purgatory the story didn't continue until the voodoo doctor jumped out of the blue pie of great magic and killed them all dead. Now the 11 gamers are all gleefully alive!
With the 1337Crew defeated, they went on to rule the weasels forever. The takeover of the BBC Television Studios head began with a gunfight, and ended with rockets. The weasels began with slightly odd singing and knife throwing party. They were matched by the 11 gamers' swords, and their bows... After a fearsome somersault contest, a deathmatch began with an enraged quarrel over the eigth gamer's mom. This was suddenly interrupted by the 11 gamers when a big ugly carnivorous toaster came by. "You want buttery toast?" said the toaster as flatulence was released by the eight gamer's mom. The Toaster promptly exploded, killing the weasels dead. Fortunately for them, weasels are not explode proof, and they died. The double dying weasel untundre (not a real word)

Once upon a time there were 11 gamers that each wanted fifteen fabulously delicious candy bars so they decided to buy a fast car. They raced to safeway and robbed it. The car had no more coffee, so they died. They couldn't respawn before the 1337Crew had succeeded in taking over the Candy Bar Doom Palace, where the great lord of the weasel kingdom had stored many pies. With the 11 gamers currently residing in purgatory the story didn't continue until the voodoo doctor jumped out of the blue pie of great magic and killed them all dead. Now the 11 gamers are all gleefully alive!
With the 1337Crew defeated, they went on to rule the weasels forever. The takeover of the BBC Television Studios head began with a gunfight, and ended with rockets. The weasels began with slightly odd singing and knife throwing party. They were matched by the 11 gamers' swords, and their bows... After a fearsome somersault contest, a deathmatch began with an enraged quarrel over the eigth gamer's mom. This was suddenly interrupted by the 11 gamers when a big ugly carnivorous toaster came by. "You want buttery toast?" said the toaster as flatulence was released by the eight gamer's mom. The Toaster promptly exploded, killing the weasels dead. Fortunately for them, weasels are not explode proof, and they died. The double dying weasel untundre (not a real word) had finally ended, phew.

Once upon a time there were 11 gamers that each wanted fifteen fabulously delicious candy bars so they decided to buy a fast car. They raced to safeway and robbed it. The car had no more coffee, so they died. They couldn't respawn before the 1337Crew had succeeded in taking over the Candy Bar Doom Palace, where the great lord of the weasel kingdom had stored many pies. With the 11 gamers currently residing in purgatory the story didn't continue until the voodoo doctor jumped out of the blue pie of great magic and killed them all dead. Now the 11 gamers are all gleefully alive!
With the 1337Crew defeated, they went on to rule the weasels forever. The takeover of the BBC Television Studios head began with a gunfight, and ended with rockets. The weasels began with slightly odd singing and knife throwing party. They were matched by the 11 gamers' swords, and their bows... After a fearsome somersault contest, a deathmatch began with an enraged quarrel over the eigth gamer's mom. This was suddenly interrupted by the 11 gamers when a big ugly carnivorous toaster came by. "You want buttery toast?" said the toaster as flatulence was released by the eight gamer's mom. The Toaster promptly exploded, killing the weasels dead. Fortunately for them, weasels are not explode proof, and they died. The double dying weasel untundre (not a real word) had finally ended, phew. <u>Jerome then seized control</u>

Once upon a time there were 11 gamers that each wanted fifteen fabulously delicious candy bars so they decided to buy a fast car. They raced to safeway and robbed it. The car had no more coffee, so they died. They couldn't respawn before the 1337Crew had succeeded in taking over the Candy Bar Doom Palace, where the great lord of the weasel kingdom had stored many pies. With the 11 gamers currently residing in purgatory the story didn't continue until the voodoo doctor jumped out of the blue pie of great magic and killed them all dead. Now the 11 gamers are all gleefully alive!
With the 1337Crew defeated, they went on to rule the weasels forever. The takeover of the BBC Television Studios head began with a gunfight, and ended with rockets. The weasels began with slightly odd singing and knife throwing party. They were matched by the 11 gamers' swords, and their bows... After a fearsome somersault contest, a deathmatch began with an enraged quarrel over the eigth gamer's mom. This was suddenly interrupted by the 11 gamers when a big ugly carnivorous toaster came by. "You want buttery toast?" said the toaster as flatulence was released by the eight gamer's mom. The Toaster promptly exploded, killing the weasels dead. Fortunately for them, weasels are not explode proof, and they died. The double dying weasel untundre (not a real word) had finally ended, phew. Jerome then seized control of a remote controlled

Once upon a time there were 11 gamers that each wanted fifteen fabulously delicious candy bars so they decided to buy a fast car. They raced to safeway and robbed it. The car had no more coffee, so they died. They couldn't respawn before the 1337Crew had succeeded in taking over the Candy Bar Doom Palace, where the great lord of the weasel kingdom had stored many pies. With the 11 gamers currently residing in purgatory the story didn't continue until the voodoo doctor jumped out of the blue pie of great magic and killed them all dead. Now the 11 gamers are all gleefully alive!
With the 1337Crew defeated, they went on to rule the weasels forever. The takeover of the BBC Television Studios head began with a gunfight, and ended with rockets. The weasels began with slightly odd singing and knife throwing party. They were matched by the 11 gamers' swords, and their bows... After a fearsome somersault contest, a deathmatch began with an enraged quarrel over the eigth gamer's mom. This was suddenly interrupted by the 11 gamers when a big ugly carnivorous toaster came by. "You want buttery toast?" said the toaster as flatulence was released by the eight gamer's mom. The Toaster promptly exploded, killing the weasels dead. Fortunately for them, weasels are not explode proof, and they died. The double dying weasel untundre (not a real word) had finally ended, phew. Jerome then seized control of a remote controlled remote controlling device which

Once upon a time there were 11 gamers that each wanted fifteen fabulously delicious candy bars so they decided to buy a fast car. They raced to safeway and robbed it. The car had no more coffee, so they died. They couldn't respawn before the 1337Crew had succeeded in taking over the Candy Bar Doom Palace, where the great lord of the weasel kingdom had stored many pies. With the 11 gamers currently residing in purgatory the story didn't continue until the voodoo doctor jumped out of the blue pie of great magic and killed them all dead. Now the 11 gamers are all gleefully alive!
With the 1337Crew defeated, they went on to rule the weasels forever. The takeover of the BBC Television Studios head began with a gunfight, and ended with rockets. The weasels began with slightly odd singing and knife throwing party. They were matched by the 11 gamers' swords, and their bows... After a fearsome somersault contest, a deathmatch began with an enraged quarrel over the eigth gamer's mom. This was suddenly interrupted by the 11 gamers when a big ugly carnivorous toaster came by. "You want buttery toast?" said the toaster as flatulence was released by the eight gamer's mom. The Toaster promptly exploded, killing the weasels dead. Fortunately for them, weasels are not explode proof, and they died. The double dying weasel untundre (not a real word) had finally ended, phew. Jerome then seized control of a remote controlled remote controlling device which remotley controlled his mouth

Once upon a time there were 11 gamers that each wanted fifteen fabulously delicious candy bars so they decided to buy a fast car. They raced to safeway and robbed it. The car had no more coffee, so they died. They couldn't respawn before the 1337Crew had succeeded in taking over the Candy Bar Doom Palace, where the great lord of the weasel kingdom had stored many pies. With the 11 gamers currently residing in purgatory the story didn't continue until the voodoo doctor jumped out of the blue pie of great magic and killed them all dead. Now the 11 gamers are all gleefully alive!
With the 1337Crew defeated, they went on to rule the weasels forever. The takeover of the BBC Television Studios head began with a gunfight, and ended with rockets. The weasels began with slightly odd singing and knife throwing party. They were matched by the 11 gamers' swords, and their bows... After a fearsome somersault contest, a deathmatch began with an enraged quarrel over the eigth gamer's mom. This was suddenly interrupted by the 11 gamers when a big ugly carnivorous toaster came by. "You want buttery toast?" said the toaster as flatulence was released by the eight gamer's mom. The Toaster promptly exploded, killing the weasels dead. Fortunately for them, weasels are not explode proof, and they died. The double dying weasel untundre (not a real word) had finally ended, phew. Jerome then seized control of a remote controlled remote controlling device which remotley controlled his mouth <u>to spit fiery murder,</u>

Once upon a time there were 11 gamers that each wanted fifteen fabulously delicious candy bars so they decided to buy a fast car. They raced to safeway and robbed it. The car had no more coffee, so they died. They couldn't respawn before the 1337Crew had succeeded in taking over the Candy Bar Doom Palace, where the great lord of the weasel kingdom had stored many pies. With the 11 gamers currently residing in purgatory the story didn't continue until the voodoo doctor jumped out of the blue pie of great magic and killed them all dead. Now the 11 gamers are all gleefully alive!
With the 1337Crew defeated, they went on to rule the weasels forever. The takeover of the BBC Television Studios head began with a gunfight, and ended with rockets. The weasels began with slightly odd singing and knife throwing party. They were matched by the 11 gamers' swords, and their bows... After a fearsome somersault contest, a deathmatch began with an enraged quarrel over the eigth gamer's mom. This was suddenly interrupted by the 11 gamers when a big ugly carnivorous toaster came by. "You want buttery toast?" said the toaster as flatulence was released by the eight gamer's mom. The Toaster promptly exploded, killing the weasels dead. Fortunately for them, weasels are not explode proof, and they died. The double dying weasel untundre (not a real word) had finally ended, phew. Jerome then seized control of a remote controlled remote controlling device which remotley controlled his mouth to spit fiery murder, which, in turn, remotely

Once upon a time there were 11 gamers that each wanted fifteen fabulously delicious candy bars so they decided to buy a fast car. They raced to safeway and robbed it. The car had no more coffee, so they died. They couldn't respawn before the 1337Crew had succeeded in taking over the Candy Bar Doom Palace, where the great lord of the weasel kingdom had stored many pies. With the 11 gamers currently residing in purgatory the story didn't continue until the voodoo doctor jumped out of the blue pie of great magic and killed them all dead. Now the 11 gamers are all gleefully alive!
With the 1337Crew defeated, they went on to rule the weasels forever. The takeover of the BBC Television Studios head began with a gunfight, and ended with rockets. The weasels began with slightly odd singing and knife throwing party. They were matched by the 11 gamers' swords, and their bows... After a fearsome somersault contest, a deathmatch began with an enraged quarrel over the eigth gamer's mom. This was suddenly interrupted by the 11 gamers when a big ugly carnivorous toaster came by. "You want buttery toast?" said the toaster as flatulence was released by the eight gamer's mom. The Toaster promptly exploded, killing the weasels dead. Fortunately for them, weasels are not explode proof, and they died. The double dying weasel untundre (not a real word) had finally ended, phew. Jerome then seized control of a remote controlled remote controlling device which remotley controlled his mouth to spit fiery murder, which, in turn, remotely triggered evil monkey ninjas

Once upon a time there were 11 gamers that each wanted fifteen fabulously delicious candy bars so they decided to buy a fast car. They raced to safeway and robbed it. The car had no more coffee, so they died. They couldn't respawn before the 1337Crew had succeeded in taking over the Candy Bar Doom Palace, where the great lord of the weasel kingdom had stored many pies. With the 11 gamers currently residing in purgatory the story didn't continue until the voodoo doctor jumped out of the blue pie of great magic and killed them all dead. Now the 11 gamers are all gleefully alive!
With the 1337Crew defeated, they went on to rule the weasels forever. The takeover of the BBC Television Studios head began with a gunfight, and ended with rockets. The weasels began with slightly odd singing and knife throwing party. They were matched by the 11 gamers' swords, and their bows... After a fearsome somersault contest, a deathmatch began with an enraged quarrel over the eigth gamer's mom. This was suddenly interrupted by the 11 gamers when a big ugly carnivorous toaster came by. "You want buttery toast?" said the toaster as flatulence was released by the eight gamer's mom. The Toaster promptly exploded, killing the weasels dead. Fortunately for them, weasels are not explode proof, and they died. The double dying weasel untundre (not a real word) had finally ended, phew. Jerome then seized control of a remote controlled remote controlling device which remotley controlled his mouth to spit fiery murder, which, in turn, remotely triggered evil monkey ninjas <u>who sought revenge upon</u>

Once upon a time there were 11 gamers that each wanted fifteen fabulously delicious candy bars so they decided to buy a fast car. They raced to safeway and robbed it. The car had no more coffee, so they died. They couldn't respawn before the 1337Crew had succeeded in taking over the Candy Bar Doom Palace, where the great lord of the weasel kingdom had stored many pies. With the 11 gamers currently residing in purgatory the story didn't continue until the voodoo doctor jumped out of the blue pie of great magic and killed them all dead. Now the 11 gamers are all gleefully alive!
With the 1337Crew defeated, they went on to rule the weasels forever. The takeover of the BBC Television Studios head began with a gunfight, and ended with rockets. The weasels began with slightly odd singing and knife throwing party. They were matched by the 11 gamers' swords, and their bows... After a fearsome somersault contest, a deathmatch began with an enraged quarrel over the eigth gamer's mom. This was suddenly interrupted by the 11 gamers when a big ugly carnivorous toaster came by. "You want buttery toast?" said the toaster as flatulence was released by the eight gamer's mom. The Toaster promptly exploded, killing the weasels dead. Fortunately for them, weasels are not explode proof, and they died. The double dying weasel untundre (not a real word) had finally ended, phew. Jerome then seized control of a remote controlled remote controlling device which remotley controlled his mouth to spit fiery murder, which, in turn, remotely triggered evil monkey ninjas who sought revenge upon that guy over there