The Great Battle Of Lugaru Part 1
Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:14 am
Heres a story i made.its free because its available in both the spf and the lugaru forum. enjoy 
One day turner is standing next to skipper with a sword near the gate of their home.
Turner: Alpha wolfs army will be here any minute
Skipper: don’t think so we kicked his butt really hard last time so he probably wouldn’t come back.
Turner: first of all i kicked alpha wolfs butt and second he never gives up.
Skipper: True true but why stand here all day?
Turner: that’s correct cause YOU are the security here not me. I’m just helping you.
Skipper: oookey but...
(Something rustles in the bushes)
Turner: did you hear that?
Skipper: yes it sounded like someone’s in the bush
(bird flies out of a nearby bush)
Turner: nah just a bird
(Suddenly a raider popping out of nowhere)
Turner: Attack
(After killing raider)
Turner: I told you I told you he won’t give up
Skipper: yes but this is just one raider. There are many raiders here who steal stuff. Its not necessary that this raider was sent by alpha wolf
Turner looks straight ahead: omg run run in now run
Skipper: what what…. O o
(Alpha wolf and army approaches)
Turner: quickly wake up everyone
Skipper running inside town: everyone wake up wake up alpha wolfs here everybody wake up
April: what happened uncle?
Skipper: ill tell you later right now fetch the army leader Jordan
April: yes sir
At the army Station:
April: Jordan Jordan where is he?
Commander: sorry he is not here but you can tell me. What do you want a lollipop?
April: yes thank you
Commander: ok child see ya
April: I didn’t come for the lollipop
Commander: then what for? Your papa is not here
April: ok I’m just gonna say this straight “Alpha Wolf Is Coming To Our Town “got it?
Commander: why didn’t you tell me earlier?
Commander running into control pod: Jordan, Jordan hurry comon
Jordan: what? why? What happened?
Commander: yo the Alpha Wolf dude is here quickly call all soldiers to full alert
Jordan: O M G (picking up microphone) Attention Attention all soldiers on full alert this is Jordan here alpha wolf has come back to attack we have to equip ourselves with the latest kind of swords and knifes. Also bring the sf-2000 tanker about 200 of them and please hurry the fate of our town depends on it.
Outside the town near the gate
Turner: when will the army forces get here man
Skipper: ill send in some of the sorcerers.
Turner: if that will help fine
Skipper to Sorcerers: All sorcerers forward march towards army of alpha wolf I wont repeat thank you
Turner: what was “I wont repeat” for?
Skipper: ^ _ ^
Turner: how can you be happy at a time like this?
Skipper: sorry * _ *
Turner: wait why has the army stopped?
Skipper: maybe they are setting camp there
Turner: I don’t think so
Skipper: you worry too much
Turner: comon alpha wolf is here the bad guy who wants to kill us for whatsoever reason
April running back to gate: Skipper I did it I informed the army
Army of sorcerer’s marches towards alpha wolfs army
Skipper: good luck sorcerers
Turner: you’ll need it
(After going near the army)
Skippers microphone: hey skip you wont believe this
Skipper: what, what?
Sorcerers on microphone: The alpha wolfs army is about I don’t know how to say very very very big
Skipper: how big?
Sorcerers: about 3,00,00,000 men
Skipper: omg no way
Sorcerers: if we have skill, courage, and we think deep in heart that we can win…..
Sorcerers: we will still lose
Skipper: right
Turner: now what.
Skipper to sorcerers: observe their army and bring in the details
Sorcerers: it looks like they are setting up camp here
Turner: hmm they must be preparing for the big battle too.
Skipper: they don’t need to prepare. With about 3,00,00,000 men, we have to kiss our butts good-bye
Sorcerers: it looks like they don’t have any weapons
Turner and Skipper together: WHAT??
Turner: that’s impossible
Skipper: I know alpha wolf is dump but. Forgetting his weapons? Now that’s beyond dumb
Turner: I can’t believe he was so stupid
Skipper: dude with no weapons even if its 1 to 3,00,00,000 and that 1 has a weapon who will win? That 1 of course.
Turner: I see
Sorcerers: guys they have weapons
Turner: but you said
Sorcerers: we have to retreat. They have the latest type of fire swords and bow and arrows and some kind of machine that fires knifes exact bulls-eye .
Turner: o boy
(Jordan and army of turner arrive.)
Jordan: hey there turner ol boy.
Turner: you won’t believe what’s going on al...
Jordan: alpha wolf is here and has a big army. What else is new?
Turner: they even have fire swords and a machine that fires knives at high speed and makes exact bulls-eye that’s what’s new.
Jordan: o no. knife x thrower
Turner: you know this machine?
Jordan: how won’t I know about it? I created it.
Turner: then how come alpha wolf got the machine
Jordan: once when I was a little boy I was playing with my toys then…
Skipper: short form please
Jordan: I made the machine when I was 21 years old. Alpha wolf stole my blue prints and made the machine himself.
Turner: don’t you remember how you made it?
Jordan: he stole the blueprints and destroyed the prototype.
Turner: that wretch
Suddenly an arrow hits turner in the head
Skipper: oh no turner omg its bleeding quick get a bandage
Jordan: I have one
After applying the bandage
Turner: look out more arrows coming at high speed
Millions of fire arrows shoot through the sky.
Will turner and his friend survive?
Will they defeat alpha wolf?
Look out for The Great Battle Of Lugaru (T.G.B.L) Part II now only for $29.95(not a joke need to register for overgroth for the second part)
Buy it now.
One day turner is standing next to skipper with a sword near the gate of their home.
Turner: Alpha wolfs army will be here any minute
Skipper: don’t think so we kicked his butt really hard last time so he probably wouldn’t come back.
Turner: first of all i kicked alpha wolfs butt and second he never gives up.
Skipper: True true but why stand here all day?
Turner: that’s correct cause YOU are the security here not me. I’m just helping you.
Skipper: oookey but...
(Something rustles in the bushes)
Turner: did you hear that?
Skipper: yes it sounded like someone’s in the bush
(bird flies out of a nearby bush)
Turner: nah just a bird
(Suddenly a raider popping out of nowhere)
Turner: Attack
(After killing raider)
Turner: I told you I told you he won’t give up
Skipper: yes but this is just one raider. There are many raiders here who steal stuff. Its not necessary that this raider was sent by alpha wolf
Turner looks straight ahead: omg run run in now run
Skipper: what what…. O o
(Alpha wolf and army approaches)
Turner: quickly wake up everyone
Skipper running inside town: everyone wake up wake up alpha wolfs here everybody wake up
April: what happened uncle?
Skipper: ill tell you later right now fetch the army leader Jordan
April: yes sir
At the army Station:
April: Jordan Jordan where is he?
Commander: sorry he is not here but you can tell me. What do you want a lollipop?
April: yes thank you
Commander: ok child see ya
April: I didn’t come for the lollipop
Commander: then what for? Your papa is not here
April: ok I’m just gonna say this straight “Alpha Wolf Is Coming To Our Town “got it?
Commander: why didn’t you tell me earlier?
Commander running into control pod: Jordan, Jordan hurry comon
Jordan: what? why? What happened?
Commander: yo the Alpha Wolf dude is here quickly call all soldiers to full alert
Jordan: O M G (picking up microphone) Attention Attention all soldiers on full alert this is Jordan here alpha wolf has come back to attack we have to equip ourselves with the latest kind of swords and knifes. Also bring the sf-2000 tanker about 200 of them and please hurry the fate of our town depends on it.
Outside the town near the gate
Turner: when will the army forces get here man
Skipper: ill send in some of the sorcerers.
Turner: if that will help fine
Skipper to Sorcerers: All sorcerers forward march towards army of alpha wolf I wont repeat thank you
Turner: what was “I wont repeat” for?
Skipper: ^ _ ^
Turner: how can you be happy at a time like this?
Skipper: sorry * _ *
Turner: wait why has the army stopped?
Skipper: maybe they are setting camp there
Turner: I don’t think so
Skipper: you worry too much
Turner: comon alpha wolf is here the bad guy who wants to kill us for whatsoever reason
April running back to gate: Skipper I did it I informed the army
Army of sorcerer’s marches towards alpha wolfs army
Skipper: good luck sorcerers
Turner: you’ll need it
(After going near the army)
Skippers microphone: hey skip you wont believe this
Skipper: what, what?
Sorcerers on microphone: The alpha wolfs army is about I don’t know how to say very very very big
Skipper: how big?
Sorcerers: about 3,00,00,000 men
Skipper: omg no way
Sorcerers: if we have skill, courage, and we think deep in heart that we can win…..
Sorcerers: we will still lose
Skipper: right
Turner: now what.
Skipper to sorcerers: observe their army and bring in the details
Sorcerers: it looks like they are setting up camp here
Turner: hmm they must be preparing for the big battle too.
Skipper: they don’t need to prepare. With about 3,00,00,000 men, we have to kiss our butts good-bye
Sorcerers: it looks like they don’t have any weapons
Turner and Skipper together: WHAT??
Turner: that’s impossible
Skipper: I know alpha wolf is dump but. Forgetting his weapons? Now that’s beyond dumb
Turner: I can’t believe he was so stupid
Skipper: dude with no weapons even if its 1 to 3,00,00,000 and that 1 has a weapon who will win? That 1 of course.
Turner: I see
Sorcerers: guys they have weapons
Turner: but you said
Sorcerers: we have to retreat. They have the latest type of fire swords and bow and arrows and some kind of machine that fires knifes exact bulls-eye .
Turner: o boy
(Jordan and army of turner arrive.)
Jordan: hey there turner ol boy.
Turner: you won’t believe what’s going on al...
Jordan: alpha wolf is here and has a big army. What else is new?
Turner: they even have fire swords and a machine that fires knives at high speed and makes exact bulls-eye that’s what’s new.
Jordan: o no. knife x thrower
Turner: you know this machine?
Jordan: how won’t I know about it? I created it.
Turner: then how come alpha wolf got the machine
Jordan: once when I was a little boy I was playing with my toys then…
Skipper: short form please
Jordan: I made the machine when I was 21 years old. Alpha wolf stole my blue prints and made the machine himself.
Turner: don’t you remember how you made it?
Jordan: he stole the blueprints and destroyed the prototype.
Turner: that wretch
Suddenly an arrow hits turner in the head
Skipper: oh no turner omg its bleeding quick get a bandage
Jordan: I have one
After applying the bandage
Turner: look out more arrows coming at high speed
Millions of fire arrows shoot through the sky.
Will turner and his friend survive?
Will they defeat alpha wolf?
Look out for The Great Battle Of Lugaru (T.G.B.L) Part II now only for $29.95(not a joke need to register for overgroth for the second part)
Buy it now.
