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Instead can you use a 24" steel framing hammer?

Uh, yeah sure. Why the preference?

have you ever heard of Dexter? The Trinity Killer used that for 1/3 of his victims.

Hmm. Cool. I'll get the 2x4. Get on the bed and spread you ankles.

your talking to my ankles? BTW you missed a comma. It should be "Get on the bed and spread, you ankles."

Sure, Ill put my ankles far away from each other on the bed, but what should I do with the rest of myself?

Hold still and look really helpless.

Okay, let me get the chocolate milk. You bring the salsa.

Awesome. Is pico de gayo ok? It's a little chunkier and fresher, but is less moist.

I prefer a little more spice, though the texture and moisture is fine. You could just slice some chili peppers, and maybe some Trinidad Scorpion Butch T pepper in, and it would be perfect. Also, should we invite Jacktheawesome? He is quite skilled in such undertakings. I know from experience.

Yeah, I suppose he can come. But make sure he brings the jar of rotten bear flesh. You know what happens when we forget that.

That would've been bad.

Thank Thor you remembered.

Should the bear flesh be mixed with Sodium Tricarbon Bichlorate? Last time Jack added this and it was quite good, but it might have had some bad side effects. Can you do some research on that?

Uh, yeah just a sec.
Huh, it appears that stuff is a primitive type of living molecule. It manages to grow in your stomach lining and eat away at your internal organs. How much do we want? It's pretty cheap at Winco stores these days.
But seriously though, rotten meat. It doesn't taste that bad if you know how to cook. I had some hamburger one day, and my dad came up behind me a day later and said that the stuff was rotten. I looked down and noticed that it was, in fact, slightly green. If you can stomach it and cook properly and have nothing else, go for it guys.