Wolfire ladies and gentlemen. After reviewing much evidence, overcoming many trials, and reading off the warm blue monitor, I have reached a conclusion. Now, this conclusion may appeal shocking to most of you, and misleading at first, but with firm resolve I can declare one thing is for certain. This certainty is not to be taken lightly, and I must say I had some time dealing with hard facts myself. This certainty, in fact, just might tip the global balance of power. Before I can reveal what it is, I must tell you what it's not:
In Russia, what's not would tell me about you.
It's not about two cows involved in political slander.
It's not a cleverly constructed metaphor that involves an Oreo cookie and the president of the United States.
It's not a show that's a well-constructed blend of science fiction and western that has since been canceled from a certain animal of a TV network.
It's not 'chargin' up it's laz0r'.
It's not John's beard.
Now that we have eliminated what it's not, allow me to give you the evidence:
There is a administrator called, "Ninjas" on the Wolfire forum.
This alias, " Ninjas" has been confirmed to be used by an artist named "Aubrey"
"Aubrey" Works with the Wolfire team, and the wolfire team works on games dealing with ninja rabbits.
Now, this is where it gets suspicious, "Ninjas' Is Aubrey's alias, remember, however, the clever 's' added on to the end is intended to avoid suspicion, when in truth Aubrey is a NINJA RABBIT! DUN DUN DUN!
Proof:
Which, ladies and gentlemen, is in our benefit, because as the wolfire team stated, " The game is about ninja rabbits" Now, This "Aubrey" Is not merely on the team because of his artistic talent, but because it helps to have A NINJA RABBIT on the team when the GAME is about NINJA RABBITS.
This clever lapine has has ducked under the radar for years ladies and gentlemen, years! But let me take it a step further: From the profits this long-eared hazard will make from the upcoming video game release will help fuel him to take over the world, or just southern California.
* BREAKING NEWS: aubrey is not a ninja rabbit, HE is not to be Looked down uPon. what Is or isn't, however is not A Matter of any Buffoons EagerINGs. all resposibility for this insanity is HELD CAPTIVE by me, and I will try not to let it slip, AT all. make sure to invest and cheer on WOLFIRE.