Get well soon david!
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Hope yoo beez well zoon.
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*3 days after a boozing week end comes to desk fron, and stumbles on thread*
Oh... Davids crook... Oh... thats not good...
Best medicen I can think of is laughter.
lets see... Ugh... Ill give you a joke:
A Jane's husband, Jim was bad for farting in bed. He would literaly wake the whole household with the sound, and cause evacuaton because of the smell. Jane constantly said to him "One of these days your gonna fart so hard your gonna fart out your guts".
One Thanksgiving eve Jim was was sleeping while Jane was preparing the turky, and gutting it.
She thought to herself a bright idea. Jane collected a few hand full of the mess in a plastic bag, and creeped into there bedroom. She carefuly planted the bits of turky inards under his blankets, and promply left carefuly with a cheeky grin on her face.
Later in the moring, when she was done with the all the various preparations for Thanks giving her husband walked into the kitchen. Sh looked towards his entery where he promptly stated "Well honney, you were right, I did farted hard enough I blew my guts out... but dont worry, I shoved them back in the right place"
Now tell me... What do you say to some one you love after that statment?
Oh... Davids crook... Oh... thats not good...
Best medicen I can think of is laughter.
lets see... Ugh... Ill give you a joke:
A Jane's husband, Jim was bad for farting in bed. He would literaly wake the whole household with the sound, and cause evacuaton because of the smell. Jane constantly said to him "One of these days your gonna fart so hard your gonna fart out your guts".
One Thanksgiving eve Jim was was sleeping while Jane was preparing the turky, and gutting it.
She thought to herself a bright idea. Jane collected a few hand full of the mess in a plastic bag, and creeped into there bedroom. She carefuly planted the bits of turky inards under his blankets, and promply left carefuly with a cheeky grin on her face.
Later in the moring, when she was done with the all the various preparations for Thanks giving her husband walked into the kitchen. Sh looked towards his entery where he promptly stated "Well honney, you were right, I did farted hard enough I blew my guts out... but dont worry, I shoved them back in the right place"
Now tell me... What do you say to some one you love after that statment?
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Re: Get well soon david!
Puke all over the turkey at the thought. Rofflz
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oh well, that means you dont have to put much effort in making stuffing cause you just made it.
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Re: Get well soon david!
Get well, David! That bunny down there wants you to get better too!
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Get well soon!
I was too cheap to buy a card...
I was too cheap to buy a card...
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Do any of you realise that David already got well?
This seems like pretty solid evidence to the fact, IMO.Jeff wrote:BREAKING NEWS David is feeling better!
I took David to the doctor today, but it was not even necessary cause he feels a lot better. Yesterday he was feeling really ill, throwing up and stuff, but today he is 95% better. Coding will resume shortly. He had a pretty nasty cold, but now it's all good.
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Hooraaa!
It must have been the stuffing that made him sick.
It must have been the stuffing that made him sick.
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You're ruining the Get-Well-Wishes for everyone.BunnyWithStick wrote:Do any of you realise that David already got well?
This seems like pretty solid evidence to the fact, IMO.Jeff wrote:BREAKING NEWS David is feeling better!
I took David to the doctor today, but it was not even necessary cause he feels a lot better. Yesterday he was feeling really ill, throwing up and stuff, but today he is 95% better. Coding will resume shortly. He had a pretty nasty cold, but now it's all good.
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*Signs the late Get-Well-Card with all of his names*
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SOMEONE had to do it. Eventually.Renegade_Turner wrote:You're ruining the Get-Well-Wishes for everyone.BunnyWithStick wrote:Do any of you realise that David already got well?
This seems like pretty solid evidence to the fact, IMO.Jeff wrote:BREAKING NEWS David is feeling better!
I took David to the doctor today, but it was not even necessary cause he feels a lot better. Yesterday he was feeling really ill, throwing up and stuff, but today he is 95% better. Coding will resume shortly. He had a pretty nasty cold, but now it's all good.
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ALBERT JOHNSON!!!!!
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I see your joke, and raise you a shorter joke!Chainsaw man wrote:
lets see... Ugh... Ill give you a joke:
A Jane's husband, Jim was bad for farting in bed. He would literaly wake the whole household with the sound, and cause evacuaton because of the smell. Jane constantly said to him "One of these days your gonna fart so hard your gonna fart out your guts".
One Thanksgiving eve Jim was was sleeping while Jane was preparing the turky, and gutting it.
She thought to herself a bright idea. Jane collected a few hand full of the mess in a plastic bag, and creeped into there bedroom. She carefuly planted the bits of turky inards under his blankets, and promply left carefuly with a cheeky grin on her face.
Later in the moring, when she was done with the all the various preparations for Thanks giving her husband walked into the kitchen. Sh looked towards his entery where he promptly stated "Well honney, you were right, I did farted hard enough I blew my guts out... but dont worry, I shoved them back in the right place"
Now tell me... What do you say to some one you love after that statment?
What's the difference between a golfer, and a skydiver?
A golfer goes: WHACK! "oh, shiz"
A skydiver goes: "oh, shiz", WHACK!
Laughter is the best medicine, get well soon David.
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NO.Do any of you realise that David already got well?
GET WELL SOON DAVID!
Seriously, don't die on us.
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Triple'd.Skofo wrote:Seriously, don't die on us.
I'm sure.