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Re: Get well soon david!
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:39 am
by Noz
Hope yoo beez well zoon.
Re: Get well soon david!
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:37 pm
by Chainsaw man
*3 days after a boozing week end comes to desk fron, and stumbles on thread*
Oh... Davids crook... Oh... thats not good...
Best medicen I can think of is laughter.
lets see... Ugh... Ill give you a joke:
A Jane's husband, Jim was bad for farting in bed. He would literaly wake the whole household with the sound, and cause evacuaton because of the smell. Jane constantly said to him "One of these days your gonna fart so hard your gonna fart out your guts".
One Thanksgiving eve Jim was was sleeping while Jane was preparing the turky, and gutting it.
She thought to herself a bright idea. Jane collected a few hand full of the mess in a plastic bag, and creeped into there bedroom. She carefuly planted the bits of turky inards under his blankets, and promply left carefuly with a cheeky grin on her face.
Later in the moring, when she was done with the all the various preparations for Thanks giving her husband walked into the kitchen. Sh looked towards his entery where he promptly stated "Well honney, you were right, I did farted hard enough I blew my guts out... but dont worry, I shoved them back in the right place"
Now tell me... What do you say to some one you love after that statment?
Re: Get well soon david!
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:05 am
by Ozymandias
Puke all over the turkey at the thought. Rofflz
Re: Get well soon david!
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:17 am
by Chainsaw man
oh well, that means you dont have to put much effort in making stuffing cause you just made it.
Re: Get well soon david!
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:13 am
by CarbonBunny
Get well, David! That bunny down there wants you to get better too!
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(o.o)
Re: Get well soon david!
Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:15 am
by Aleol
Get well soon!
I was too cheap to buy a card...
Re: Get well soon david!
Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:45 am
by BunnyWithStick
Do any of you realise that David already got well?
Jeff wrote:BREAKING NEWS David is feeling better!
I took David to the doctor today, but it was not even necessary cause he feels a lot better. Yesterday he was feeling really ill, throwing up and stuff, but today he is 95% better. Coding will resume shortly. He had a pretty nasty cold, but now it's all good.
This seems like pretty solid evidence to the fact, IMO.
Re: Get well soon david!
Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:19 am
by Chainsaw man
Hooraaa!
It must have been the stuffing that made him sick.
Re: Get well soon david!
Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:00 am
by Renegade_Turner
BunnyWithStick wrote:Do any of you realise that David already got well?
Jeff wrote:BREAKING NEWS David is feeling better!
I took David to the doctor today, but it was not even necessary cause he feels a lot better. Yesterday he was feeling really ill, throwing up and stuff, but today he is 95% better. Coding will resume shortly. He had a pretty nasty cold, but now it's all good.
This seems like pretty solid evidence to the fact, IMO.
You're ruining the Get-Well-Wishes for everyone. 
Re: Get well soon david!
Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:09 am
by Glabbit
*Signs the late Get-Well-Card with
all of his names*
Re: Get well soon david!
Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:49 pm
by BunnyWithStick
Renegade_Turner wrote:BunnyWithStick wrote:Do any of you realise that David already got well?
Jeff wrote:BREAKING NEWS David is feeling better!
I took David to the doctor today, but it was not even necessary cause he feels a lot better. Yesterday he was feeling really ill, throwing up and stuff, but today he is 95% better. Coding will resume shortly. He had a pretty nasty cold, but now it's all good.
This seems like pretty solid evidence to the fact, IMO.
You're ruining the Get-Well-Wishes for everyone.
SOMEONE had to do it. Eventually.
Re: Get well soon david!
Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:53 pm
by Ozymandias
ALBERT JOHNSON!!!!!
Re: Get well soon david!
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:25 am
by Kestril
Chainsaw man wrote:
lets see... Ugh... Ill give you a joke:
A Jane's husband, Jim was bad for farting in bed. He would literaly wake the whole household with the sound, and cause evacuaton because of the smell. Jane constantly said to him "One of these days your gonna fart so hard your gonna fart out your guts".
One Thanksgiving eve Jim was was sleeping while Jane was preparing the turky, and gutting it.
She thought to herself a bright idea. Jane collected a few hand full of the mess in a plastic bag, and creeped into there bedroom. She carefuly planted the bits of turky inards under his blankets, and promply left carefuly with a cheeky grin on her face.
Later in the moring, when she was done with the all the various preparations for Thanks giving her husband walked into the kitchen. Sh looked towards his entery where he promptly stated "Well honney, you were right, I did farted hard enough I blew my guts out... but dont worry, I shoved them back in the right place"
Now tell me... What do you say to some one you love after that statment?
I see your joke, and raise you a shorter joke!
What's the difference between a golfer, and a skydiver?
A golfer goes: WHACK! "oh, shiz"
A skydiver goes: "oh, shiz", WHACK!
Laughter is the best medicine, get well soon David.
Re: Get well soon david!
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:10 am
by Skofo
Do any of you realise that David already got well?
NO.
GET WELL SOON DAVID!
Seriously, don't die on us.
Re: Get well soon david!
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:42 am
by Glabbit
Skofo wrote:Seriously, don't die on us.
Triple'd.
I'm sure.