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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by Lord_of_Sausage » Fri Apr 02, 2010 4:37 pm

The beard will live
till David has done
may it live forever

Never wrote that kind of stuff before. Am i doing it right?

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by h2ostra » Fri Apr 02, 2010 8:15 pm

Fournine wrote:Sonnet - 14 lines. You have nine. Keep going.
Oh, those were supposed to be Haikus

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by Assaultman67 » Sat Apr 03, 2010 9:00 pm

h2ostra wrote:
Fournine wrote:Sonnet - 14 lines. You have nine. Keep going.
Oh, those were supposed to be Haikus
Sonnet-Haiku Combo?

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by tokage » Sun Apr 04, 2010 3:08 am

Sonnets also have to rhyme, haikus don't.

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by zoidberg rules » Mon Apr 05, 2010 2:11 pm

haikonnets, i like it

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by tokage » Sat Apr 17, 2010 6:43 am

There is new evidence of the awesomeness of the beard.
Image

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by Lord_of_Sausage » Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:42 pm

Poorly translated signs from china/japan never gets old :)

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by zoidberg rules » Mon Jul 12, 2010 4:11 am

I was just thinking that, I think the only sentence that makes sense as a whole is the one about "the beard" knowing! :lol:

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by TheShadowInside » Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:42 pm

i eat beards.

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by Untadaike » Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:53 pm

TheShadowInside wrote:i eat beards.
Even pink ones? Either way, John's is off limits.

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by zoidberg rules » Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:52 am

If he tried to eat even a small amount of his beard, another one would grow out of the bare skin immediately, this process would repeat itself until our little friend had eaten so much pink beard that he would die of poisoning from the pink dye. His corpse would hen explode, John would the proceed to eat the remains, and will have claimed yet another victim...

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by Wilbefast » Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:32 am

Epic :mrgreen:

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Re: The "John's beard" thread!

Post by Untadaike » Tue Jul 13, 2010 1:08 pm

zoidberg rules wrote:If he tried to eat even a small amount of his beard, another one would grow out of the bare skin immediately, this process would repeat itself until our little friend had eaten so much pink beard that he would die of poisoning from the pink dye. His corpse would hen explode, John would the proceed to eat the remains, and will have claimed yet another victim...
And TheShadowInside isn't a pre-orderer so we wouldn't miss a thing. Jk :] But seriously, PRE-ORDER!!

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