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OSSOM ORSON BLOSSOM BOSOM CHASM PHANTASM POSSUM!

Armored Wolf wrote:But this isn't like some obscure forum game, right?

It is now

edit: didn't see your post the Uberbeard

edit 2: you guessed it - it's:




OSSOM ORSON BOSOM BLOSSOM CHASM PHANTASM SPASM POSSUM!

This game raise more questions than it answers.

"Where is the origin of this game?"
"Who in their right mind would make such a game?"
"Did 4chan make this game?"
"What does this have to do with John's magnificent beard?"
"How the hell does Chasm rhyme with ossom, orson, blossom, bosom, or possum?"
"Why does my eyes hurt when I look at this picture?"
"Why am I bleeding from my ears?'
"Can I participate?"

AssaultMan67 wrote:"Where is the origin of this game?"
"Who in their right mind would make such a game?"
"Did 4chan make this game?"
"What does this have to do with John's magnificent beard?"
"How the hell does Chasm rhyme with ossom, orson, blossom, bosom, or possum?"
"Why does my eyes hurt when I look at this picture?"
"Why am I bleeding from my ears?'
"Can I participate?"

1. I just made it up.
2. Who says I'm in my right mind?
3. See 1.
4. Certain theologians have discussed the principals of "Panbeardarianism": the Beard is all around us, we and all things are one with the beard.
5. See 2.
6. You are unworthy.
7. See 6.
8. That depends - are you in your right mind? The sane will be automatically disqualified.

Here is the ossom orson bosom blossom spasm possum - in case anybody needs in.

Where, there is the ossom orson bosom blossom spasm possum, but where is the ossom orson bosom blossom spasm chasm phantasm possum?

I am in awe.

Armored Wolf wrote:Where, there is the ossom orson bosom blossom spasm possum, but where is the ossom orson bosom blossom spasm chasm phantasm possum?

scroll up?

Oh this is fun.



(used Uberbeard's larger post and consolidated it with Wilbefast's 'spasm' head)

=edit= uberbeard is right, shame on me, it should stand as this:
OSSOM ORSON BOSOM BLOSSOM CHASM PHANTASM SPASM MAGNUM POSSUM!

Awesome ossom?
...

I have no words to explain how much you killed that by not paying attention to the early iterations.

Edit: I had a reiteration I was going to do after work, but I refer you to the above statement.

Yeah - could be in sam, som, sim, sum or sem, but not gnum. You get a point for bizarre though

I think we've gone as far as we can with this particular one anyway - maybe there should be a thread for this?

Okay, but one last edit.

OSSOM ORSON BOSOM BLOSSOM CHASM PHANTASM PRISM SPASM MAGNUM POSSUM!

lol

Lovely

Wilbefast wrote:maybe there should be a thread for this?

I couldn't agree more "Seuss Off #1 - the beginning" or maybe since this was really the first one, "Seuss Off #2 - The second coming" Though it would definitely deserve to be in the 'Random' board

If this got it's own Forum Game, I would be inclined to play.

The John's beard thread has finally been completely and utterly derailed.