The "John's beard" thread! - Noooes, the beard is gone!

[Lord_of_Sausage]

The beard will live
till David has done
may it live forever

Never wrote that kind of stuff before. Am i doing it right?

[h2ostra]

Sonnet - 14 lines. You have nine. Keep going.

Oh, those were supposed to be Haikus

[Assaultman67]

Sonnet - 14 lines. You have nine. Keep going.

Oh, those were supposed to be Haikus

Sonnet-Haiku Combo?

[tokage]

Sonnets also have to rhyme, haikus don't.

[zoidberg rules]

haikonnets, i like it

[Lord_of_Sausage]

http://www.cafepress.com/cp/customize/p ... omDesigner


Now who wanted one?

[tokage]

There is new evidence of the awesomeness of the beard.

[Lord_of_Sausage]

Poorly translated signs from china/japan never gets old

[zoidberg rules]

I was just thinking that, I think the only sentence that makes sense as a whole is the one about "the beard" knowing!

[TheShadowInside]

i eat beards.

[Untadaike]

i eat beards.

Even pink ones? Either way, John's is off limits.

[zoidberg rules]

If he tried to eat even a small amount of his beard, another one would grow out of the bare skin immediately, this process would repeat itself until our little friend had eaten so much pink beard that he would die of poisoning from the pink dye. His corpse would hen explode, John would the proceed to eat the remains, and will have claimed yet another victim...

[Count Roland]

[Wilbefast]

Epic

[Untadaike]

If he tried to eat even a small amount of his beard, another one would grow out of the bare skin immediately, this process would repeat itself until our little friend had eaten so much pink beard that he would die of poisoning from the pink dye. His corpse would hen explode, John would the proceed to eat the remains, and will have claimed yet another victim...

And TheShadowInside isn't a pre-orderer so we wouldn't miss a thing. Jk :] But seriously, PRE-ORDER!!