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SAVE JOHN
FROM HIMSELF

Me: how many petition signitures do I need to dye your beard pink
Me: kind sir?
John: haha how could I verify them?
Me: it's an internet petition how can you not
Me: I'm a PHD professor expert I know this
John: you could start a forum thread I guess
John: here's the other problem, I may have to shave my beard off soon

Shave your beard off soon? How soon, 2012 soon? If you ask me this should be an overwhealming sign of the apocalypse which should be treated as an undeniable fact. If this legislation passes his beard is to be renamed from Jacob to Pinky after the PacMan ghost. Post and show support for John's beard

Perhaps you should have added a forum poll.

Added an unbiased poll question

Ohey.

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/dyeitpink/

I signed it.

http://forum.toribash.com/showthread.php?t=141549

Got a lot of signatures due to that :V

EDIT: Maybe some more from Datarealms;

http://www.datarealms.com/forum/viewtop ... =7&t=17279

though I'm not sure how they'll react.

Jacob? when was that decided? No problems though, having my name after John's beard is fine with me

I signed it, though i disagree with the name changing to Pinky - keep it Jacob

Terminal58 wrote:SAVE JOHN
FROM HIMSELF

Me: how many petition signitures do I need to dye your beard pink
Me: kind sir?
John: haha how could I verify them?
Me: it's an internet petition how can you not
Me: I'm a PHD professor expert I know this
John: you could start a forum thread I guess
John: here's the other problem, I may have to shave my beard off soon

Shave your beard off soon? How soon, 2012 soon? If you ask me this should be an overwhealming sign of the apocalypse which should be treated as an undeniable fact. If this legislation passes his beard is to be renamed from Jacob to Pinky after the PacMan ghost. Post and show support for John's beard

Im gonna support kitten slaughter, John is gonna shave when the combat system is there, so it should be in like, few months?

nutcracker wrote:Im gonna support kitten slaughter, John is gonna shave when the combat system is there, so it should be in like, few months?

You can't just kill off jacob like that

Are John's Beard and Kitten Slaughter really mutually exclusive?

I like to think I support both, but perhaps I am just confused. Can someone help with my dilemma?

Uberbeard wrote:Are John's Beard and Kitten Slaughter really mutually exclusive?

I like to think I support both, but perhaps I am just confused. Can someone help with my dilemma?

Johns beard is gonna be cut off anyway, so just support the kitten slaughter, the beard will grow back.

Slaughter those kittens, I say. Just imagine how hard it might be to get a GF with your corse beard hairs all pink and oily. Tsk tsk. Don't do it John. Not for a million... peaches.

Untadaike wrote:Slaughter those kittens, I say. Just imagine how hard it might be to get a GF with your corse beard hairs all pink and oily. Tsk tsk. Don't do it John. Not for a million... peaches.

Guess what a cool pick-up line this would be? "Wanna know why my beard is pink? It was either that or kitten slaughter, and who could kill a kitten."
If I would be a girl(which I don't, err obviously), I would totally fall for a man who isn't ashamed of dying his beard for the sake of cute little kittens.

If I would be in need for a girl friend(which I don't, so maybe you who are should listen to what I say now, obviously), I would totally give that strategy a try.

Why die it pink? That would make it less awesome.

And
I SUPPORT KITTEN SLAUGHTER TO THE FULLEST!

I support this,