John's beard threatened?!

[Freshbite]

There is no hope left for humanity...

[zoidberg rules]

Beard-kind, however, shall rule the world once more!

[Freshbite]

And we shall see to it!

Everyone, untill the day that the Pink Beard once again shines upon our darkened earth, we shall all grow inattentive facial hair in its honor! Let it be said, that upon the day that the Pink Beard arises, it will guide us in our path in overtaking humanity as the superior species on this planet!

We will all suffer dearly, inferior to the human race, if the Pink Beard shall remain passive in its slumber, in the bowels of the earth.

We need our Leader, our Champion, our Commander to lead us into eternal glory!

ALL HAIL THE PINK BEARD!!



This is not getting too outta hand, is it?

[zoidberg rules]

I'm up for the whole "out of control facial hair" part, I'm in!

[WallyWorld]

I broke my shaver a while back and somehow still haven't gotten around to picking up any razors weeks later, so sure, why not give myself a reason for it.

[Freshbite]

New recruits, great.
The Pink Beard will be pleased.

[Untadaike]

The best thing about this thread is that it's in the Wolfire section.

[Freshbite]

Well, since we're talking about a Beard... (which occasionally is Pink)
Which belongs to a Person...
Whom is an employee at Wolfire Games...

I think it lives up to the criteria;
"Anything related to Wolfire Games and/or its products"

It is... somewhat related.

[Untadaike]

Well, what I thought was funny is that the fact that John's Beard being threatened is of capital importance and directly related to the welfare of the company. Which, of course, it is. Never fear. He has many protectors.

[Freshbite]

We're recruiting as we speak.

[nutcracker]

But he didn't even make it to the top 14?

[zoidberg rules]

It's pink, I'm going to start growing one soon. need i say any more?