Re: John's beard threatened?!
Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:24 am
There is no hope left for humanity...
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Re: John's beard threatened?!
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 1:27 pm
Beard-kind, however, shall rule the world once more!
Re: John's beard threatened?!
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 5:53 pm
And we shall see to it!
Everyone, untill the day that the Pink Beard once again shines upon our darkened earth, we shall all grow inattentive facial hair in its honor! Let it be said, that upon the day that the Pink Beard arises, it will guide us in our path in overtaking humanity as the superior species on this planet!
We will all suffer dearly, inferior to the human race, if the Pink Beard shall remain passive in its slumber, in the bowels of the earth.
We need our Leader, our Champion, our Commander to lead us into eternal glory!
ALL HAIL THE PINK BEARD!!
This is not getting too outta hand, is it?
Everyone, untill the day that the Pink Beard once again shines upon our darkened earth, we shall all grow inattentive facial hair in its honor! Let it be said, that upon the day that the Pink Beard arises, it will guide us in our path in overtaking humanity as the superior species on this planet!
We will all suffer dearly, inferior to the human race, if the Pink Beard shall remain passive in its slumber, in the bowels of the earth.
We need our Leader, our Champion, our Commander to lead us into eternal glory!
ALL HAIL THE PINK BEARD!!
This is not getting too outta hand, is it?
Re: John's beard threatened?!
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 4:06 am
I'm up for the whole "out of control facial hair" part, I'm in!
Re: John's beard threatened?!
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 7:10 am
I broke my shaver a while back and somehow still haven't gotten around to picking up any razors weeks later, so sure, why not give myself a reason for it.
Re: John's beard threatened?!
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:22 am
New recruits, great.
The Pink Beard will be pleased.
The Pink Beard will be pleased.
Re: John's beard threatened?!
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 7:19 pm
The best thing about this thread is that it's in the Wolfire section.
Re: John's beard threatened?!
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:40 am
Well, since we're talking about a Beard... (which occasionally is Pink)
Which belongs to a Person...
Whom is an employee at Wolfire Games...
I think it lives up to the criteria;
"Anything related to Wolfire Games and/or its products"
It is... somewhat related.
Which belongs to a Person...
Whom is an employee at Wolfire Games...
I think it lives up to the criteria;
"Anything related to Wolfire Games and/or its products"
It is... somewhat related.
Re: John's beard threatened?!
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 1:12 pm
Well, what I thought was funny is that the fact that John's Beard being threatened is of capital importance and directly related to the welfare of the company. Which, of course, it is. Never fear. He has many protectors.
Re: John's beard threatened?!
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 1:21 pm
We're recruiting as we speak.
Re: John's beard threatened?!
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:44 am
But he didn't even make it to the top 14?
Re: John's beard threatened?!
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:48 am
It's pink, I'm going to start growing one soon. need i say any more?