here's 2 jokes.
once a guy was walking on the road.he saw a man on the street.he asked
him "do you live in this building?"(there was a building near him).he
said "yyea" he said "do you need help upstairs?" the man
said "yyea" so the man took him to the 2nd floor and asked him "do you
live in this floor?" so the man said " yeaa" so the guy found out he was
drunk so he threw him in the first door next to the lift.when he went down
he found another man. he asked him"do you live in this building?" again
so the man said "yyea" again like that they reached the 2nd floor again
so he threw that drunk man too into the same room with the other man.
when he went down he found another man so he said "kyaa yar yee sab
loog pagal ban gaye kya?"(translation -has all these men gone mad?)so
he went to take him to the same room but before he could get near the
man ran to the police man and said "police man - police man this guy has
been taking me to the 2nd floor twice and throwing me down the elivator
shaft."
moral of the joke - look before you help.
the second one in the other post.
funny jokes for a parttime laugh
next joke one guy was going on the road with his car when his car fell
into a ditch of water.the water hyad almost filled the car but just in time
he was pulled up by a guy who had tied his bullcart to his car and pulled
him up.he said thanks and gave him 100$.then he asked him"what job do
you do?" he said "i help people all the time" then he asked him "oh the
whole day?" he said " no exept in the morning." so the man asked him
"what do , you do in the morning?" he said" i fill this ditch with water"
moral - dont trust thieves.
i hope my joke arent too big.and your not skippin them there awesom.
into a ditch of water.the water hyad almost filled the car but just in time
he was pulled up by a guy who had tied his bullcart to his car and pulled
him up.he said thanks and gave him 100$.then he asked him"what job do
you do?" he said "i help people all the time" then he asked him "oh the
whole day?" he said " no exept in the morning." so the man asked him
"what do , you do in the morning?" he said" i fill this ditch with water"
moral - dont trust thieves.
i hope my joke arent too big.and your not skippin them there awesom.