Return of the prodigal Turner

Usagi · Post by **Usagi** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:44 pm

And I’ve got thrilling tales of Turner to tell, illuminated with illustrations drawn from my spectacular scriptorium of screenshots.

Discover the shocking identity of the true slimy Shelob at the center of the web of deceit that enmeshed Turner.

Travel with Turner to the Mountains of Madness and the Valley of the Giants.

Tamper with time, and soar with the supreme power it supplies.

Visit the caverns and caves of the island in spelunking safaris with Turner as your trail guide.

Watch as Turner conquers a kingdom and basks in the abasement of his subjects; despair with him as he experiences the emptiness of absolute power.

Explore new occupations to salve the soul of the wicked and weary, and learn the release of laughter.

Marvel at Turner’s unique new armor (not available at any price) and several sets of wondrous weapons.

Become acquainted with the many faces of Lugaru.

Learn the secrets of the screenshot sorcerer.

Giggle at goofy GIFs (samples available in Post Random Avatars)

Complain about cryptic and curmudgeonly comments, all brought to you courtesy of Uncle Usagi.

leDoOd · Post by **leDoOd** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:38 pm

To be honest, I don't get it.... but welcome back!

Usagi · Post by **Usagi** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:46 pm

Not much to get: if anyone's interested in my stories, my screenshots, my weapon sets, or the odd things I've learned about Lugaru, I'll share.

If not, then not.

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:23 am

Why not?

Nazgul11 · Post by **Nazgul11** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:06 am

Hehe, that mod looks sweet. Welcome back man!!!111 And we'd love to hear about everything.

Post by **Jeff** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:38 am

Usagi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:50 am

I think Everyone who you have interacted with of the Forum has Missed you. Welcome back. I think we want to Hear it all. Let us Hear you're Stories....

PS: and I love the Mod

Silb · Post by **Silb** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:40 am

Hurray!

Usagi wrote:if anyone's interested in my stories, my screenshots, my weapon sets, or the odd things I've learned about Lugaru

The stories, screenshots, weapon sets, and odd things you've found out about Lugaru.

Usagi · Post by **Usagi** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 11:01 am

Thanks, Silb. I'm glad you're interested, 'cuz I love to share the wonderful weirdness of Lugaru.

And here's Turner's tribute to you:

I've even created an anagram in your honor:

Silbing skills = Killing bliss

Post by **Eric** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:42 pm

Welcome back man. Good to have you back. Your contributions to this forum (or what I have seen so far) are great, keep 'em comin'.

Nuky · Post by **Nuky** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 6:47 am

Usagi!

Wibbles, man!

Silb · Post by **Silb** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 6:19 pm

Usagi wrote:<image>

I've even created an anagram in your honor:

Silbing skills = Killing bliss

Hahaha! Thanks

I'd better not get owned in Lugaru 2 multiplayer.

Usagi wrote:Thanks, Silb. I'm glad you're interested, 'cuz I love to share the wonderful weirdness of Lugaru.

Bring it on!

It is a most puzzling realm, whose bizarre combinations no amount of untiring science shall ever exhaust.

What about a few arcane, undocumented fighting techniques as a celebration?

Usagi · Post by **Usagi** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:13 am

Silb wrote:What about a few arcane, undocumented fighting techniques as a celebration?

Well, they'll be documented now, won't they?

Not sure about arcane, but this one's not in the manual, although T does this kind of thing right often (fights dirty, that is).

Ever wonder why a knife slice doesn't interrupt wolfie's attacks, but a punch does? Here's why:

Notice where he's punching the poor bastard? No wonder his head snaps around. Mine would.

Solid hit, indeed.

Renegade_Turner · Post by **Renegade_Turner** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:48 pm

Keep 'em coming. This is one of the few threads that has caught my interest at all in the past month.

Usagi · Post by **Usagi** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:52 pm

Here’s an arcane fighting technique for you: ballistics bos.

Guess his armor kept him alive, but I think he’s still pissed.

Wouldn’t you be kinda upset if you got impaled by a bo?

But he prolly shoulda left well enough alone…

… cuz he’s startin’ to look like a bunny-ka-bob.