Page 1 of 2

Return of the prodigal Turner

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:44 pm
by Usagi
Image

And I’ve got thrilling tales of Turner to tell, illuminated with illustrations drawn from my spectacular scriptorium of screenshots.

Discover the shocking identity of the true slimy Shelob at the center of the web of deceit that enmeshed Turner.

Travel with Turner to the Mountains of Madness and the Valley of the Giants.

Tamper with time, and soar with the supreme power it supplies.

Visit the caverns and caves of the island in spelunking safaris with Turner as your trail guide.

Watch as Turner conquers a kingdom and basks in the abasement of his subjects; despair with him as he experiences the emptiness of absolute power.

Explore new occupations to salve the soul of the wicked and weary, and learn the release of laughter.

Marvel at Turner’s unique new armor (not available at any price) and several sets of wondrous weapons.

Become acquainted with the many faces of Lugaru.

Learn the secrets of the screenshot sorcerer.

Giggle at goofy GIFs (samples available in Post Random Avatars)

Complain about cryptic and curmudgeonly comments, all brought to you courtesy of Uncle Usagi.

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:38 pm
by leDoOd
To be honest, I don't get it.... but welcome back! :P

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:46 pm
by Usagi
Image

Not much to get: if anyone's interested in my stories, my screenshots, my weapon sets, or the odd things I've learned about Lugaru, I'll share.

If not, then not.

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:23 am
by BunnyWithStick
Why not? :)

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:06 am
by Nazgul11
Hehe, that mod looks sweet. Welcome back man!!!111 And we'd love to hear about everything.

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:38 am
by Jeff
Usagi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:50 am
by Colicedus
I think Everyone who you have interacted with of the Forum has Missed you. Welcome back. I think we want to Hear it all. Let us Hear you're Stories....

PS: and I love the Mod :wink:

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:40 am
by Silb
Hurray!
Usagi wrote:if anyone's interested in my stories, my screenshots, my weapon sets, or the odd things I've learned about Lugaru
The stories, screenshots, weapon sets, and odd things you've found out about Lugaru. :)

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 11:01 am
by Usagi
Thanks, Silb. I'm glad you're interested, 'cuz I love to share the wonderful weirdness of Lugaru.

And here's Turner's tribute to you:

Image

I've even created an anagram in your honor:

Silbing skills = Killing bliss

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:42 pm
by Eric
Welcome back man. Good to have you back. Your contributions to this forum (or what I have seen so far) are great, keep 'em comin'.

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 6:47 am
by Nuky
Usagi! :D
Wibbles, man!

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 6:19 pm
by Silb
Usagi wrote:<image>

I've even created an anagram in your honor:

Silbing skills = Killing bliss
Hahaha! Thanks :)
I'd better not get owned in Lugaru 2 multiplayer.
Usagi wrote:Thanks, Silb. I'm glad you're interested, 'cuz I love to share the wonderful weirdness of Lugaru.
Bring it on! :)
Image
It is a most puzzling realm, whose bizarre combinations no amount of untiring science shall ever exhaust.
Image

What about a few arcane, undocumented fighting techniques as a celebration? :o

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:13 am
by Usagi
Silb wrote:What about a few arcane, undocumented fighting techniques as a celebration? :o
Well, they'll be documented now, won't they?

Not sure about arcane, but this one's not in the manual, although T does this kind of thing right often (fights dirty, that is).

Ever wonder why a knife slice doesn't interrupt wolfie's attacks, but a punch does? Here's why:
Image
Notice where he's punching the poor bastard? No wonder his head snaps around. Mine would.

Solid hit, indeed.

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:48 pm
by Renegade_Turner
Keep 'em coming. This is one of the few threads that has caught my interest at all in the past month.

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:52 pm
by Usagi
Here’s an arcane fighting technique for you: ballistics bos.

Image

Guess his armor kept him alive, but I think he’s still pissed.

Image

Wouldn’t you be kinda upset if you got impaled by a bo?

Image

But he prolly shoulda left well enough alone…

Image

… cuz he’s startin’ to look like a bunny-ka-bob.