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Colicedus
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This is Page 1 of the holy book of saws.
Read it carefully as this may help you with some questions you have.
the ten of us hiked south to the southern Shores of the island.
the horrors we simple foke saw from the hands of the wolfs. our Friends and family that were unlucky were tackled to the ground by the huge carnivorous beasts.
Remembrance of that day for you old enough to remember it.
for after those seven long days that we Travailed, lost, and Running from the wolfs, there Breath almost on out neck, did we find ruins of the Old ones Temple.
with in it was the answer of our survival. for we Found the TOOTHED BLADE.
as the wolfs Smashed down the Temple gates they cornered us. it was then when the brave Mistress Dona Valdesh Drew the Holy Blade of Carnage.
With it she griped the button down. its Torturing sound echoed down the hall.
followed by the painful yelps of cowering pups.
after we had recovered from the seeing the blood drain down the temple from peaces of minced flesh and organs. we now knew what we needed to do to stop the wolf invasion from the east.
but if such powerful Technology got into the wrong hands, there would be all hell to pay.
The balance of the Island would be shaken by the Very Foundations.
the young Mistress Valdesh ordered that we Protect the Secrets within this place and Train in the use and Creation of Such things.
a few Very smart Blacksmiths Examined and recreated the blades and mechanisms that allow the machine spirits to move the Blades. after a month the blades were ready for use and fully tested.
"as a member of the Toothed Blade you have the Responsibility to Maintain and Fix you're Blade. if the Chains are Broken they will be Surrendered to the Smithy Immediately.
Failure in doing so will result in Punishment.
as you repair you're broken blade you must Pray for forgiveness to the Machine Spirits for you're foolishness."
Read it carefully as this may help you with some questions you have.
the ten of us hiked south to the southern Shores of the island.
the horrors we simple foke saw from the hands of the wolfs. our Friends and family that were unlucky were tackled to the ground by the huge carnivorous beasts.
Remembrance of that day for you old enough to remember it.
for after those seven long days that we Travailed, lost, and Running from the wolfs, there Breath almost on out neck, did we find ruins of the Old ones Temple.
with in it was the answer of our survival. for we Found the TOOTHED BLADE.
as the wolfs Smashed down the Temple gates they cornered us. it was then when the brave Mistress Dona Valdesh Drew the Holy Blade of Carnage.
With it she griped the button down. its Torturing sound echoed down the hall.
followed by the painful yelps of cowering pups.
after we had recovered from the seeing the blood drain down the temple from peaces of minced flesh and organs. we now knew what we needed to do to stop the wolf invasion from the east.
but if such powerful Technology got into the wrong hands, there would be all hell to pay.
The balance of the Island would be shaken by the Very Foundations.
the young Mistress Valdesh ordered that we Protect the Secrets within this place and Train in the use and Creation of Such things.
a few Very smart Blacksmiths Examined and recreated the blades and mechanisms that allow the machine spirits to move the Blades. after a month the blades were ready for use and fully tested.
"as a member of the Toothed Blade you have the Responsibility to Maintain and Fix you're Blade. if the Chains are Broken they will be Surrendered to the Smithy Immediately.
Failure in doing so will result in Punishment.
as you repair you're broken blade you must Pray for forgiveness to the Machine Spirits for you're foolishness."
Did you get insperation from my fanfic? Or was this before you saw mine?Colicedus wrote:This is Page 1 of the holy book of saws.
Read it carefully as this may help you with some questions you have.
the ten of us hiked south to the southern Shores of the island.
the horrors we simple foke saw from the hands of the wolfs. our Friends and family that were unlucky were tackled to the ground by the huge carnivorous beasts.
Remembrance of that day for you old enough to remember it.
for after those seven long days that we Travailed, lost, and Running from the wolfs, there Breath almost on out neck, did we find ruins of the Old ones Temple.
with in it was the answer of our survival. for we Found the TOOTHED BLADE.
as the wolfs Smashed down the Temple gates they cornered us. it was then when the brave Mistress Dona Valdesh Drew the Holy Blade of Carnage.
With it she griped the button down. its Torturing sound echoed down the hall.
followed by the painful yelps of cowering pups.
after we had recovered from the seeing the blood drain down the temple from peaces of minced flesh and organs. we now knew what we needed to do to stop the wolf invasion from the east.
but if such powerful Technology got into the wrong hands, there would be all hell to pay.
The balance of the Island would be shaken by the Very Foundations.
the young Mistress Valdesh ordered that we Protect the Secrets within this place and Train in the use and Creation of Such things.
a few Very smart Blacksmiths Examined and recreated the blades and mechanisms that allow the machine spirits to move the Blades. after a month the blades were ready for use and fully tested.
"as a member of the Toothed Blade you have the Responsibility to Maintain and Fix you're Blade. if the Chains are Broken they will be Surrendered to the Smithy Immediately.
Failure in doing so will result in Punishment.
as you repair you're broken blade you must Pray for forgiveness to the Machine Spirits for you're foolishness."
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Colicedus
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Yea. that Fanfic was inspirational.
I will also be Putting Ranks of Cultists and daily Rituals.
Ill put the ranking page up.
acolyte: upon entering the cult of the toothed blade you are given a trial of loyalty.
often you will live in a Monastery and taught the martial arts of using a chainsaw.
how ever, during that time you will be tested to see where you are weak.
Weakness in ones personality and in body will be usless.
once an Acolyte is ready to move onto his next rank he must choose to ether Have his owen left hand sawn off and replaced with a chainsaw that he or she has partly Constructed (sharpening the Sawteeth, making the chain etc). only the women are given any option of painkillers of any kind.
otherwise he or she may go into the wilderness and hunt down a wolf, he must first prove himself by doing it with his bare hands. once the wolf has been beaten and Crippled both must live a journey back to the monastery. there they will be given a saw to cut down a maple so they can take the sap from the tree.
this will be heated up and saved for later.
once all the members of the monastery have gathered for the daily gathering they then gather the wolf Prisoners that everyone has gathered and begin the ritual of rights of passage.
the ones who chose not to have there hands cut off are given a small Chainsaw and are told to cut the wolfs guts open. they first lay the wolf out on an altar and slowly tear its guts open. of cores the wolf is still alive, if the wolf dies the Hunter must go back out and find another one.
once its guts are open the acolyte must remove the intestines. he then exchanges them with the High masters for the heated sap. they pore the sap into the open wound. after a minute they must eat the mussels and flesh around the wound.
once these Rights of passage are complete, Acolytes are now Officially members of the Toothed blade.
Those who are Quick with words and Silver tongued are trained to be speakers or Diplomats. these bunnies are Important. they hold Secrets help with Spiritual well being of the Cultists. they have the jobs of negotiations, and they are often the speakers at the Daily meeting. they also keep a great eye over the Artifact vault.
Those who are skilled at combat and warfare are trained to become part of the Templar. They are trained to Fight in formation and with a large Chainsaw with a lot of power. Some make Modifications of there chainsaw to be a Polearm. these Brave men and women are Skilled and pride themselves on there ability.
they also are Trained to look after there Equipment.
Some how ever may be skilled at combat, but they just cant get the formation thing right of the Templar, they are too much of a Freelancer. there loyalty is always Questioned, some are Zealots but some have every right to be questioned.
These Become Espionage and Assassins.
Each one of these Positions must learn how to Repair there Blade, simple combat.
some small handful are also given the Rights of Construction of the chainsaws.
after ten years of being in the cult and you show Great zeal and loyalty, you are sometimes given the position of being a Chaplain if you have been part of the Templars for the time. it is there responsibility to Inspire or intimidate (or bit of both) the Templars into battle.
the Speakers instead of are often ranked with the honor of being Teachers or become a Full Priest or Priestess. they are looked up to for Wisdom and guidance.
they are also given the Right to Enter the Artifact Vault.
the Assassins are often Captured and killed as a spy, or killed by there owen as traitors. some however are able to prove there loyalty. those who have lived a full ten years are given the responsibility of being an Inquisitor. They Keep there eyes open for Disloyal individuals part of the cult. He then must take the Rabbit from the rest of his Group, Questioned and if goes well, he is released. if things are not good he is executed by the Inquisitor who caught him.
let us all remember what our cause is...
Purge the World of Wolfs, for Vengeance, strength, and honor.
How will we do this my Brethren?
I will also be Putting Ranks of Cultists and daily Rituals.
Ill put the ranking page up.
acolyte: upon entering the cult of the toothed blade you are given a trial of loyalty.
often you will live in a Monastery and taught the martial arts of using a chainsaw.
how ever, during that time you will be tested to see where you are weak.
Weakness in ones personality and in body will be usless.
once an Acolyte is ready to move onto his next rank he must choose to ether Have his owen left hand sawn off and replaced with a chainsaw that he or she has partly Constructed (sharpening the Sawteeth, making the chain etc). only the women are given any option of painkillers of any kind.
otherwise he or she may go into the wilderness and hunt down a wolf, he must first prove himself by doing it with his bare hands. once the wolf has been beaten and Crippled both must live a journey back to the monastery. there they will be given a saw to cut down a maple so they can take the sap from the tree.
this will be heated up and saved for later.
once all the members of the monastery have gathered for the daily gathering they then gather the wolf Prisoners that everyone has gathered and begin the ritual of rights of passage.
the ones who chose not to have there hands cut off are given a small Chainsaw and are told to cut the wolfs guts open. they first lay the wolf out on an altar and slowly tear its guts open. of cores the wolf is still alive, if the wolf dies the Hunter must go back out and find another one.
once its guts are open the acolyte must remove the intestines. he then exchanges them with the High masters for the heated sap. they pore the sap into the open wound. after a minute they must eat the mussels and flesh around the wound.
once these Rights of passage are complete, Acolytes are now Officially members of the Toothed blade.
Those who are Quick with words and Silver tongued are trained to be speakers or Diplomats. these bunnies are Important. they hold Secrets help with Spiritual well being of the Cultists. they have the jobs of negotiations, and they are often the speakers at the Daily meeting. they also keep a great eye over the Artifact vault.
Those who are skilled at combat and warfare are trained to become part of the Templar. They are trained to Fight in formation and with a large Chainsaw with a lot of power. Some make Modifications of there chainsaw to be a Polearm. these Brave men and women are Skilled and pride themselves on there ability.
they also are Trained to look after there Equipment.
Some how ever may be skilled at combat, but they just cant get the formation thing right of the Templar, they are too much of a Freelancer. there loyalty is always Questioned, some are Zealots but some have every right to be questioned.
These Become Espionage and Assassins.
Each one of these Positions must learn how to Repair there Blade, simple combat.
some small handful are also given the Rights of Construction of the chainsaws.
after ten years of being in the cult and you show Great zeal and loyalty, you are sometimes given the position of being a Chaplain if you have been part of the Templars for the time. it is there responsibility to Inspire or intimidate (or bit of both) the Templars into battle.
the Speakers instead of are often ranked with the honor of being Teachers or become a Full Priest or Priestess. they are looked up to for Wisdom and guidance.
they are also given the Right to Enter the Artifact Vault.
the Assassins are often Captured and killed as a spy, or killed by there owen as traitors. some however are able to prove there loyalty. those who have lived a full ten years are given the responsibility of being an Inquisitor. They Keep there eyes open for Disloyal individuals part of the cult. He then must take the Rabbit from the rest of his Group, Questioned and if goes well, he is released. if things are not good he is executed by the Inquisitor who caught him.
let us all remember what our cause is...
Purge the World of Wolfs, for Vengeance, strength, and honor.
How will we do this my Brethren?
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Colicedus
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"Just slice them?RhinoG wrote:Ummm... Slice them?
slice them with what young sir!?" says the Inquisitor in a angry tone.
"my child, we must slaughter them, Kill there families as they did our ancestors. we Feast on there Flesh, then we set the example.
we Slice them with our blades, yes, But there is one thing you must know to slice them with! Vengeance! as they have Murdered our old ones without mercy. Strength, as we prove to be stronger than these barbaric Monsters. they only know to feast on us, an eye for an eye my young Brethren. and honor, we take down 3-1 with us on the lower end of the Digit, we do this to prove our Furry and Might! we Drink there blood and take only Prisoners who are weak. though death they join us. by eating them they give us there inner Strength. after eating a few of those wolfs you will feel Stronger and more able!" Colicedus says, his chainsaw cutting though his table as he boomed with command
well in non RP terms, yes we slice them, but in a more dramatic way
maybe I should start a fanfic 
anyway get ready for page 2.
here it is...
The Chainsaw cult is made up of two groups, the Toothed Blade and the Inquisition.
The Toothed blade lead by Dona Valdesh works with protecting the secrets of the Chainsaws. they are the Templar who try to defend the homelands.
then there is the Inquisition who keep a Silent eye on things. there members must be of the toothed blade spy forces for then years in order to get this merit as allot of the spy's are usually Questioned as being double agents. those who prove themselves enter this faction.
they have there owen design of Chainsaw Hybrid that can quickly rip some one apart.
the Founder of the Inquisition was Colicedus, an orphaned child at the age of nine during a wolf raid.
as a kid his heart was full of love and was pure. How ever what he has become would not depict that.
ever since the violent death of his parents he vowed to kill every wolf on the island of Lugaru.
He was part of the Chainsaw cult when it first founded. He swore loyalty to Dona Valdesh when she ordered the travelers to protect these powers they possess.
He Followed her Orders to the end. some say that He had a crush on her due to his over kill loyalty. when Mistress Dona Valdesh ordered a crusade to rid of the wolfs He was Chosen to lead the front line. He was Remembered during the taking of the Desserts for his act heroism trying to save some prisoners alone, being too late he in a fit of Furry Killed fifty wolfs. he dragged there bodies back to camp and ate the first wolf ever consumed by the cult.
when word got to Dona Valdesh She was ashamed of him. She was however impressed with taking out fifty wolfs alone.
When he got back home he gained the confidence to tell her that he loved her.
lady Valdesh told him exactly what she thought of him. a Barbarian who abuses his power with uncontrolled blood lust that had no ability to love.
he did not speak for a week until he had to break silence and ask for the salt across the diner table. He then saw lady Valdesh at the Speakers platform overlooking the dining hall of the monastery.
as she stood and was about to speak Colicedus Stood up and with a chainsaw in his hand yelled to her "I love you enough to do this to my self Dona! I do this to put my crimes right! to show you I love you!" as he yelled that out, the hall saw him Slice his left paw off slowly and painfully.
afterwards he kneeled to his love and said "I love you Enough to do this to my self. This is my Punishment i Curse myself with. Do you forgive me?"
Lady Valdesh stood in awe as this Rabbit Cut his owen hand off for her.
Valdesh found only a few words to say, they were "what the Hell did you just do to you're self!"
Colicedus then asked "do you love me?"
lady Valdesh gasped "What the hell? What Did you just do? how could you have! I don't understand it! "
Colicedus hung his head and tied a bandage around his stump. "I understand if you do not..." slowly he got up and prepared to leave.
Mistress Dona Valdesh then ran after him and told him "i love you too Inquisitor" with warm eyes.
after that it was then decided that loyalty to Dona Valdesh Would be to Cut you're hand off.
Colicedus still kept to Killing wolfs and had an addiction to there raw flesh, since Dona Declared him Keeper of the inquisition the Inquisition eat the flesh of wolfs and on some occasions Rabbits after a fair trial. the Hunting and eating a wolf is showing loyalty to Colicedus.
"as Member of the Chainsaw cult its you're duty to report any not right Behavior to your senior, and prove you're loyalty, as that in its self will give you truly Worth it rewards.
and don't be scared to take a fall of faith, even if the odds are against you, take your blade and give everything you got! one day you may Fall but so long as you remain true yo u will Break though! no mater the costs!"
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I belive in the chainsaw easter egg thing!!!
MWAHAHAHA!! ALL SHALL FEAR THE CHAINSAW STICK!!Colicedus wrote:Too true. as for me I will be Forging a new chainsaw for everyone!
Once i have done that i will be figuring out how to make a staff into a chainsaw!
Or, when lugaru 2 is downloadable....
CHAINSAW HALBERD!!
Also, would this be thinking like a chainsaw Inquisitor?
*Inquisitoring* When you fight, do not fight so we don't lose, fight so the enemy will not win! Fight for the enemies death, not your own lives! Fight for the chainsaw! Not for yourself! *EndingInquisitoring*
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