also why dose She have no pants?
A Laughable Look At Lugaru
Mt. Turner Erupts!
Island's Largest Peak Blows Top!
After weeks of ominous rumbling and belching black clouds of smoke,
Mt. Turner finally erupted today, as predicted by island seismologists.
Mt. Turner stopped smoking and started blowing its top early today.
The long-dormant volcano blew an enormous section out of the
southern side of its caldera, showering the surrounding area with
huge, flaming chunks of molten rock.
Flaming debris rains down on nearby peaks, sending local residents scurrying for shelter.
After the initial eruption, a secondary eruption shot an explosive mixture of
lava, gas and ash into the sky, surprising seismologists who were observing
the natural disaster.
Seismologists observing the scene said, "It's the most spectacular eruption we've ever witnessed!"
Mt. Turner is named in honor of Turner, the famous warrior and defender of the rabbit race, best known for subduing the wolves and restoring peace and balance to the island.
Local residents claim that it was actually named in honor of Turner's well known volcanic temper. One elderly bunny named Fiver, who swears he fought with Turner against the wolves, said, "Whenever the damn thing blows, you can see Turner himself sailing through the smoke, spewing flames and whooping like a wild hare! I saw him myself this morning when the top blew off the effing thing!"
Seismologists discount the local legend, explaining that "debris from volcanoes often takes on what seems like a recognizable form, but it's just coincidence. And flaming gas can sound like a war whoop as it vents, but again, it's merely a natural phenomenon."
Fiver countered by explaining that in his opinion, "Those guys are full of shit."
Island's Largest Peak Blows Top!
After weeks of ominous rumbling and belching black clouds of smoke,
Mt. Turner finally erupted today, as predicted by island seismologists.
Mt. Turner stopped smoking and started blowing its top early today.
The long-dormant volcano blew an enormous section out of the
southern side of its caldera, showering the surrounding area with
huge, flaming chunks of molten rock.
Flaming debris rains down on nearby peaks, sending local residents scurrying for shelter.
After the initial eruption, a secondary eruption shot an explosive mixture of
lava, gas and ash into the sky, surprising seismologists who were observing
the natural disaster.
Seismologists observing the scene said, "It's the most spectacular eruption we've ever witnessed!"
Mt. Turner is named in honor of Turner, the famous warrior and defender of the rabbit race, best known for subduing the wolves and restoring peace and balance to the island.
Local residents claim that it was actually named in honor of Turner's well known volcanic temper. One elderly bunny named Fiver, who swears he fought with Turner against the wolves, said, "Whenever the damn thing blows, you can see Turner himself sailing through the smoke, spewing flames and whooping like a wild hare! I saw him myself this morning when the top blew off the effing thing!"
Seismologists discount the local legend, explaining that "debris from volcanoes often takes on what seems like a recognizable form, but it's just coincidence. And flaming gas can sound like a war whoop as it vents, but again, it's merely a natural phenomenon."
Fiver countered by explaining that in his opinion, "Those guys are full of shit."
