....WOOOHOOO NOOBNESS

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:07 am

Renegade_Turner wrote:Lol wtf I didn't even know I was citing some internet meme.

Heathen!

Grayswandir · Post by **Grayswandir** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:30 am

Renegade_Turner wrote:Lol wtf I didn't even know I was citing some internet meme.

If its from a movie, its an internet meme.

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:14 am

Grayswandir wrote:
Renegade_Turner wrote:Lol wtf I didn't even know I was citing some internet meme.
If its from a movie, its an internet meme.

THIS IS SPARTA
I am your father.
I AM BEOWULF

Etc.

Renegade_Turner · Post by **Renegade_Turner** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:01 am

"I AM BEOWULF" doesn't count since it is a carbon copy of the "THIS IS SPARTA" only with different words. Same inflection in the way he says the words aswell.

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:23 am

No.

SPARTAAAAA

And BEOWULF

Are different.

He stops to breath between every word-

I, AM, BEOWULF

And stops the last one really quickly as if he ran out of breath.

I, AM, SPARTAAAAAA

He doesn't stop the last word quickly.

[/Memenerdjesuschrist]

Besides. I prefer I AM BEOWULF. Sparta's just overdone now.

Renegade_Turner · Post by **Renegade_Turner** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:53 pm

No, the inflection on both phrases are the exact same. Beowulf copied 300 with that line. However, I am aware that "Beowulf" and "Sparta" are two different words. You're right about that. Well done.

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:39 pm

No, listen to SPARTAAA and Beowulf, they are different words (DURRR) but they are said very differently.

The rest is the same though.

(Still perfers I am beowulf)

Grayswandir · Post by **Grayswandir** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:07 pm

invertin wrote:No, listen to SPARTAAA and Beowulf, they are different words (DURRR) but they are said very differently.

The rest is the same though.

(Still perfers I am beowulf)

"This is Sparta!" and "I am Beowulf!" are both implying the same thing (fear us, blah blah blah, we are scary, blah blah blah, I'm going to eat your young...etc...) and you could say that Beowulf is copying the "Sparta" line. Depends on your point of view.

wormguy · Post by **wormguy** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:14 pm

The entire movie Beowulf was trying to tap into what made 300 so popular.

It failed, for many reasons.

What really makes me sad is that Beowulf is a great story and they could have made a kickass movie out of it if they had stayed true to the original plot.

Seriously, it's like

1. There's a monster
2. Beowulf kills monster
3. There is much rejoicing

Repeat 3x. All they'd have to do is focus on making the battles as gloriously epic as possible. And not make Angelina Jolie Grendel's mother. There's even a bittersweet hero's death ending.

Chainsaw man · Post by **Chainsaw man** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:27 pm

Hmm. I belive it was ID software that said this quote:
A Good game is like a good P0rn movie. The Plots there, but its not the focus.

Judging by what Doom 1, 2 and all the Quake games turned out , can we all state that we are Glad that Id software did not wright ether Beowulf or the 300?

It would consist of these elements:

-Imps, Zombis, or what ever Exploding.
-A Mute that gets constant blood noses, and Juggles Rifles and Torchs.
-Cyber Demoins (kinda makes it sound like a porn movie.

Glabbit · Post by **Glabbit** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:35 pm

Chainsaw man wrote:A Good game is like a good P0rn movie. The Plots there, but its not the focus.

That... is so, goddamn annoying and obnoxious and naïve... and at the same time...
so, so sad, so sadly true...

Renegade_Turner · Post by **Renegade_Turner** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:33 am

Gimme back my f***ing shoes.

Chainsaw man · Post by **Chainsaw man** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:07 pm

Renegade_Turner wrote:Gimme back my f***ing shoes.

*shit in Shoe and Lights the top of the other on fire and Plants them at Door*
Ok... he wants his shoose back. he cant stomp out the fire with bare feet, hell have to Put On one shoe to put out the flame.
*rings Door bell and Runs away, giggling like a Meschevius 12 year old*

Zantalos · Post by **Zantalos** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:16 pm

ok dude.

Ragdollmaster · Post by **Ragdollmaster** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:31 pm

Chainsaw man wrote: *rings door bell and runs away, giggling like the mischievous 6 year old girl she is*

Fixed. You're not funny if you haven't figured it out

Now then; Beowulf failed for many reasons and most of them have already been mentioned... but I agree about the whole T-I-S/I-A-B thing. They both imply the same thing, and just because 'Beowulf' is said in a short burst instead of 'SPARTAAAAAAAA' doesn't really make a difference.