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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:18 pm
by BunnyWithStick
So you mean you're NOT a 92-year-old woman?
What if the world was replaced by Dwarf Fortress?
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:31 pm
by Renegade_Turner
BunnyWithStick wrote:So you mean you're NOT a 92-year-old woman?
What if the world was replaced by Dwarf Fortress?
Lol I thought of that answer but decided it was too predictable to utter.
You cheated; you asked two questions.
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:35 pm
by rudel_ic
BunnyWithStick wrote:So you mean you're NOT a 92-year-old woman?
What if the world was replaced by Dwarf Fortress?
Then this would never happen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv4Sia94Cu8
Neither would this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bicIwwQhNtc
What if God had a man crush for Satan?
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:54 pm
by Count Roland
why would he have kicked him out of heaven if he had a man crush on him? and not only kicked him out of heaven but booted him directly into hell where everyone suffers, including satan.
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:24 am
by rudel_ic
Maybe God is choleric and snapped at some point?
Maybe he cries himself to sleep because of this?
I don't know..
Could also be that God is actually Satan and Satan, now being God, put a restraining order on him for touching him or whatever.
God at first obeyed the order, but one night, he suddenly appeared in Satan's bedroom, begging for forgiveness.
Satan though, being the asshole he is, just called the cops (Gabriel). Gabriel had no choice but to put God into prison (hell).
But then the whole Jesus thing was supposed to happen, as it was foretold by God himself.
Problem was, God couldn't actually ascend from Hell to bang Maria.
So Satan went ahead and did his job.
Thus began the reign of Satan and his evil son Jesus.
Nomsayn?
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:37 am
by Doom
lol
What if God would bring dinosaurs back?
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:55 am
by BunnyWithStick
Renegade_Turner wrote:You cheated; you asked two questions.
Is answering a question with a rhetorical question really that important? I don't think so.
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:32 am
by Doom
lol
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:32 am
by snovy
Doom wrote:What if God would bring dinosaurs back?
then they would fuck with our underwear.
what if sex was tought in school?
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:21 am
by rudel_ic
..what? Sex ISN'T taught at your school? Where are you at - Libanon? Iran?
Or do you mean the physical act, so that you have to brood with your classmates for a good grade?
If that's your question, I wouldn't want to be in a boys-only-school.
What if people would abandon clothes and have casual sex on the streets? I'm asking myself that question ever since my 11th birthday.
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:59 pm
by snovy
then the smell of naked will fill the streets.
what if turner sexed with his wife?
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:36 pm
by Count Roland
considering they had a daughter he already did.
what if tony the tiger ate you, and you weren't great?
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:42 pm
by Renegade_Turner
BunnyWithStick wrote:Renegade_Turner wrote:You cheated; you asked two questions.
Is answering a question with a rhetorical question really that important? I don't think so.
You thought WRONG.
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:25 am
by Grayswandir
What if an entire SWAT team farted into a jar and then released the contents into the ventilation ducts of a building?
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:40 am
by snovy
Grayswandir wrote:What if an entire SWAT team farted into a jar and then released the contents into the ventilation ducts of a building?
i liked that question.
the walls of that building would melt.
what if turner did acsept the offer of becoming king in the last cutseane?(only those who finished the game.)