Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 10:59 am
were talking about funny jokes or wemen
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Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:58 pm
No, Makrond, that's not the reason. The reason women get lower insurance premiums is because less accidents on the road are caused by women. They're mostly caused my males between 16-30. I would know, I've already caused one. Women are just generally more responsible drivers. It has nothing to do with driving tests. lol
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:06 am
NO MORE WOMEN TALKOH SORRY I SOMETIMES LOSE MY TEMPER BUT
STOP TALKING ABOUT WOMENSTOP TALKING ABOUT WOMEN
OK OK count from 1 to 3. 1...2...aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggghhh
sorry i'll take some time.
STOP TALKING ABOUT WOMENSTOP TALKING ABOUT WOMEN
OK OK count from 1 to 3. 1...2...aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggghhh
sorry i'll take some time.
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:58 pm
*Coughs*
So yeah how about those women?
So yeah how about those women?
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 3:17 pm
ok better now.no puff ..puff .. more .. women puff puff
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:04 pm
snovy wrote:ok better now.no puff ..puff .. more .. women puff puff
Woman.
Woman.
Women.
Woman?
Seizure.
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:46 am
Woman.
Woman.
Women.
Woman?
Seizure.
are they yer girlfriends?
Woman.
Women.
Woman?
Seizure.
are they yer girlfriends?
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:47 pm
This guy rubs me as extremely socially inept.
"WHUT? R THOSE WOMEN?? DEY UR GF'S???"
"WHUT? R THOSE WOMEN?? DEY UR GF'S???"
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:55 pm
OoooK...
A Girl, man, lobster suit man, a chicken, bill gates, and a hobo walk into a bar... ouch!
HA HA HA!! I KILL MYSELF! OH GREAT! ENCORE ENCORE!
A Girl, man, lobster suit man, a chicken, bill gates, and a hobo walk into a bar... ouch!
HA HA HA!! I KILL MYSELF! OH GREAT! ENCORE ENCORE!
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:36 am
No, they're all my wives. I had 19 children and the ones I have left will make great to-go meals and emergency rations.snovy wrote:Woman.
Woman.
Women.
Woman?
Seizure.
are they yer girlfriends?
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:05 am
lol it sounds funny.Grayswandir wrote:they're all my wives. I had 19 children and the ones I have left will make great to-go meals and emergency rations.
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:11 pm
Okay, heres a funny one!
A woman walks into the doctors office. When the doctor calls her in he immediately says " Mam' I have some startling new results from your last check up."
The woman says "what?"
The doctor replies. " well there's some bad news and worse news"
The woman says "what's the bad news?"
The doctor says "The bad news is that you have only got 24 hours to live.
The woman says "Oh thats terrible, what could possibly be worse then that?"
The doctor replies "Well, I've been trying to contact you since yesterday"
A woman walks into the doctors office. When the doctor calls her in he immediately says " Mam' I have some startling new results from your last check up."
The woman says "what?"
The doctor replies. " well there's some bad news and worse news"
The woman says "what's the bad news?"
The doctor says "The bad news is that you have only got 24 hours to live.
The woman says "Oh thats terrible, what could possibly be worse then that?"
The doctor replies "Well, I've been trying to contact you since yesterday"
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:18 pm
lol i agree, this thread is loosing its' purpose.snovy wrote:NO MORE WOMEN TALKOH SORRY I SOMETIMES LOSE MY TEMPER BUT
STOP TALKING ABOUT WOMENSTOP TALKING ABOUT WOMEN
OK OK count from 1 to 3. 1...2...aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggghhh
sorry i'll take some time.
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:20 pm
ok so the invisible man is feeling a little bit sick so he calls the doctor to arrange an appointment, but when he gets through the receptionist says, I'm sorry but the doctor won't be able to see you.
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:19 am
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
He fell asleep.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
He was copying the first monkey.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
He thought they were playing a game.
Why did the tree fall over?
It thought it was a monkey.
He fell asleep.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
He was copying the first monkey.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
He thought they were playing a game.
Why did the tree fall over?
It thought it was a monkey.