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[Ragdollmaster]

Why, crikey, mates, bu' I'm a gud 'ol englishmun with one o' dem cockney accsents, y'see. Let's 'o play sum foodball on the pitch!

[invertin]

Guess what?

You're all wrong! For some strange reason not a single englishmen that isn't on TV that I know of speaks that way. I wish we did. D:

Instead we all sound like farmers.