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This thread is not living up to his name.
The only joke I found funny is the one with the talent agency and that only because
I saw this topic: viewtopic.php?f=1&t=4888#p77745
Now I am depressed.

tokage wrote:This thread is not living up to his name.
The only joke I found funny is the one with the talent agency and that only because
I saw this topic: viewtopic.php?f=1&t=4888#p77745
Now I am depressed.

My point exactly. Just putting 'awesome' in the name of a thread doesn't automatically make it such.

me neither........

a joke...
a hardcore rabbit comes at a bar and parcks his byke, goes into the bar has a few drinks, and when he returns to the bike theres a piss on it, the rabbit rushed into the bar angry and yelled : "who da hell did that" , the wolf answerd "i did... so?" the rabbit : "...i came to tell you that its dried up."

lemme trie another one maybe the first didnt have succes D:
...
a rabbit finds a botle of strong booz , has a drink and falls unconcious, a wolf comes and finds the rabbit knoed out with the booz in his hand, takes the booz gets drunk and kills everyone around him, the rabbit wakes up, looks around him and says "wow, i never thaught i'd be so violent when i'm drunk..."

hope they satisfyed you guys D:

jo-shadow wrote:
Q:"What do you call a hundred rabbits in a row taking a step backwards?"
A:"A receding hare line"

Oh god, that's hilarious!!

Flex wrote:a joke...
a hardcore rabbit comes at a bar and parcks his byke, goes into the bar has a few drinks, and when he returns to the bike theres a piss on it, the rabbit rushed into the bar angry and yelled : "who da hell did that" , the wolf answerd "i did... so?" the rabbit : "...i came to tell you that its dried up."

lemme trie another one maybe the first didnt have succes D:
...
a rabbit finds a botle of strong booz , has a drink and falls unconcious, a wolf comes and finds the rabbit knoed out with the booz in his hand, takes the booz gets drunk and kills everyone around him, the rabbit wakes up, looks around him and says "wow, i never thaught i'd be so violent when i'm drunk..."

hope they satisfyed you guys D:

I fail to see the humor in these jokes, as in I actually cannot figure out what is supposed to be funny.

Sorry.

Aye, so far none of these jokes, (mine included) have been any good. :[
C'mon there must be someone here capable of making a good, witty joke that's Lugaru themed

Q: What do you call a rabbit?

A: LOOKING THE WRONG WAY *SPINEBREAK*

Wolf 1: How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?
Wolf 2: When it has hares in it.

Turner's Mom: What do you want to do when you grow up.
Turner: I'm gonna join the Hare Force.

Turner's Mom: Look at what the sweet easter bunny left for you in the basket.
Turner: Deviled eggs? Wtf?

Rabbit Ray: ( He see a rabbit walking by ) Hey jack look! that guy is missing an eye,one of his ears, his tail!
Rabbit Jack:Yea.. i know the guy, he lost them parts after fighting off a pack of wolves.
Rabbit Ray: You know him? whats his name?
Rabbit Jack: Hoppy-go-lucky.

Turner: So why do they call you honey bunny?
Honey Bunny: My mother was a bee..

Richie Rabbit wrote:Wolf 1: How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?
Wolf 2: When it has hares in it.

Turner's Mom: What do you want to do when you grow up.
Turner: I'm gonna join the Hare Force.

Those two were actually quite funny xD

Haha, very nice!

Q: Why is a rabbit when it spins?
A: The higher the fewer, only some don't.

There was a whaleman swimming in the water. The whaleman notice a boat filled with rabbits rowing across the ocean. For his amusement he blew a massive air bubble at the boat tossing the rabbits into the ocean. Whaleman swims up to look at the shocked & confused rabbits. One of the rabbits yelled out to whaleman " PLEASE DON'T EAT US!" Whaleman looked at the rabbit & said.. " I may enjoy blowing you guys off.... but i don't swallow seamen"