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Hey, I did know that.
I believe I did purposely say it was a loose translation?

Very loose.
But thanks for the pointers anyway =p

Please get back to topic and start posting jokes.

Two wolves are chasing a couple of rabbits. The rabbits hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "okay.. we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them. And the other rabbit says, "were going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother.

Wolf: Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?
Wolf Waiter: I believe he's eating your lettuce.

idk if this joke is common but here it is:

One day an inspecter came to a class.He thought he would teach the students about puncuation(something that i dont follow)

Inspecter:Students punctuate this sentence:

The inspecter said the teacher is an idiot.

A child comes and punctuates the sentence like this:

The Inspecter said, "The teacher is an Idiot"

The teacher said: student, there is a mistake
Inspecter: I believe he has done it correctly

Teacher: No sir if you want i will show you how it is done
Inspecter: very well lets see

The teacher punctuates the sentence like this:

"The inspecter", Said the teacher "is an idiot"

Heh. That made me grin

No idea how that's lugaru related though, but oh well x3

Devilsclub wrote:Please get back to topic and start posting jokes.

Actually my post was a joke, only not Lugaru related.

tokage wrote:Slightly false, my friend.

What you said was.

• It is not a comment

Which seems not really appropriate for no comment.

Better versions would probably be:

• comento ga arimasen (There is no comment) コメントがありません
• comento wo shimasen (I make no comment)　コメントをしません

But the only right translation is:

• ノーコメント (which is pronounced: no comento)

That one? hmm i dont see whats the joke.

It was directed at me, though, and at least I see the joke, so that's of no matter.

Ok, take this

A rabbit went to a bar, and said, beer please.

HAHAHHA OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S SHO FUNNEH!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE BEEN HIDING YOUR BRILLIANT COMEDIC TALENT! I AM LITERALLY ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING AND WIPING TEARS FROM MY EYES!! A RABBIT GOING INTO A BAR, AND ORDERING A BEER AT THAT!!!!!!!! IT'S JUST SO RIDICULOUS I LOVE IT! FATHER THE CHILDREN OF MY WIFE PLEASE!!!

Count Roland wrote:HAHAHHA OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S SHO FUNNEH!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE BEEN HIDING YOUR BRILLIANT COMEDIC TALENT! I AM LITERALLY ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING AND WIPING TEARS FROM MY EYES!! A RABBIT GOING INTO A BAR, AND ORDERING A BEER AT THAT!!!!!!!! IT'S JUST SO RIDICULOUS I LOVE IT! FATHER THE CHILDREN OF MY WIFE PLEASE!!!

O...kay...
Glad you're enjoying yourself

P.S. No, I didn't miss the sarcasm

-untadaike

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nutcracker wrote:Ok, take this

A rabbit went to a bar, and said, beer please.

Okey is this supposed to be some kind of arstrocat joke?

If rabbits had the ability of human speech I'm sure they would tell us how very disturbing we are (...or just continue to violate our legs randomly <___< )

Glabbit wrote:Hey, I did know that.
I believe I did purposely say it was a loose translation?

Very loose.
But thanks for the pointers anyway =p

lol. In the same way "FUCK YOU!" is a loose translation of "I LOVE YOU!"

There is an 'I' missing from the first sentence.