Wish game
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Re: Wish game
Granted, we're not in the loop anymore. And that's bad.
I wish I would stop resurrecting forum games.
I wish I would stop resurrecting forum games.
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Re: Wish game
Granted, but as this is the only coherent game, someone always will.
I wish for a Lotus Exigen
I wish for a Lotus Exigen
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Re: Wish game
Whaddya mean it's the only coherent game?
Granted, but it kills you.
I wish for nothing.
Granted, but it kills you.
I wish for nothing.
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Re: Wish game
Granted, nothing in the alternate reality you now live in exists.
I wish You were back in this reality.
I wish You were back in this reality.
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Re: Wish game
granted but he now carries a gun which fires pure nothingness, and destroys this universe
i wish for that to have never happened
i wish for that to have never happened
Re: Wish game
Granted, this Universe, that for the most part deserves to be destroyed, is immediately brought back into reality, and now we all continue living our crummy lives, in which we are minuscule, and hope to have something to live for.
Well, maybe Overgrowth.
I wish for flowers.
Well, maybe Overgrowth.
I wish for flowers.
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Re: Wish game
granted they explode or something and you get killed by the blast
i wish for a poisoned cake to shove in somebodies face
i wish for a poisoned cake to shove in somebodies face
Re: Wish game
Granted. But somebody is a woefully vague term. For better results, you should have been much more specific. A man delivers you the poisoned cake, and you discover the "somebody" applies to yourself. Enjoy the cake, monsieur.
I wish for another wish.
I wish for another wish.
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Re: Wish game
Granted.... when you post again you can make your wish...
I wish that the next person that post gets explosive diarrhea that moves reverse up the colon & outta the nose.
I wish that the next person that post gets explosive diarrhea that moves reverse up the colon & outta the nose.
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Re: Wish game
Granted, my face explodes in a shower of wet, smelly, feces all over you, in an attempt to keep this game from sinking into the depths from which it was Necro'd.
I wish for the Russian Nuclear Launch Codes.
I wish for the Russian Nuclear Launch Codes.
Re: Wish game
Granted. The codes let you stop their nuclear launch. You move in with your marines and shoot down thousands of communists in one blow!! ehehe...
I wish that there were better smilies on this forum.
I wish that there were better smilies on this forum.
Re: Wish game
Congratulations! Your wish has been miraculously granted by the Friends of Better Emoticons, who terrorize and murder the other lesser emoticons. Your guilt over this ill-fated event eventually drives you insane, and you commit suicide by self-hanging.
I wish I could memorize the entire thesaurus.
I wish I could memorize the entire thesaurus.
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Re: Wish game
granted ummm... *insert smareter word for granted here* (geddit?!)
i wish for non boredom
i wish for non boredom
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Granted, a new episode of Mythbusters is on.
Today's explosion is so epic that it breaks your T.V.
I wish for a double-cheese burger.
Today's explosion is so epic that it breaks your T.V.
I wish for a double-cheese burger.
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Re: Wish game
granted...but its uncooked, you later die of food poisoning
i wish for another poisoned pie, this time to shove into...umm...lets say...invertin's face
i wish for another poisoned pie, this time to shove into...umm...lets say...invertin's face