randomness
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"Once you survive my training, then and only then will you become a weapon! Until that time you lowly maggots are nothing but a bunch of c**ksuckers! I despise and look down upon you. Let's make one thing clear: my job is to find the limp d**ks among you and weed them out! I won't have a stinking p***y on our team keeping us from victory! There will be no laughing or crying. You are NOT human beings! You are KILLING MACHINES! If you couldn't kill, your lives will become worthless! You f**kers would be better off in a corner j**king off your meat! You want to lose just to stand out? Pretend it hurts to gain some sympathy?! You are pathetic loser scum! The best part of you ran down on the cracks of your father's d**ks and ended up as a c**stain on the mattress! Quit draggin' your feet, you f**kers! If you whimper, I will unscrew your head and s**t down on your neck! That ball is your only girlfriend! You don't need a Mary Jane with b**bs and a large backside! Think of it as a wet p***y and f**k her as hard as you can!"
This quote is so much funnier when you can hear all the beeps.
This quote is so much funnier when you can hear all the beeps.
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Ah, Fumoffu. What fond memories.
I like the finale.
I like the finale.
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I thought that quote sounded familiar
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i always thought that OLIOLIOOOO shit was retarded.
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On a slightly more random note...
It's 'a' my birfdai bitshezz!!!!!!!!
Sorry for that
It's 'a' my birfdai bitshezz!!!!!!!!
Sorry for that
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Appearently he just got laid, and this is his reaction.
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From the serious comments I read he's got a part in a movie or something.
He's also a very strange person so he celebrated like that.
He's also a very strange person so he celebrated like that.
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i actually really like that song. simon and garfunkel were chillers.
i also like butterflies and orgasms.
i also like butterflies and orgasms.
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*rofl*
I laughed my ass off when he stood up and threw away the Operation game.