Random Ultimatum Flamewar VII: The Reignition

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:29 pm

Stupid head, your meant to be dead, shut up!
Ok, I gather its true when they say that a head still lives for 10 minutes after decapitation.

nerodx · Post by **nerodx** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:49 pm

its 5 seconds and that was 4 ducks in a nerodx costume

ChazFox · Post by **ChazFox** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:52 pm

Dangit stop arguing! *gets out gun, but realises he's out of ammo*

Hmm, better reload. *reloads, but mistimes it and his gun jams* Argh, COME ON! *fiddling around with his gun trying to unjam it so he can reload.*

Blorx · Post by **Blorx** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:20 pm

*steals gun, unjams it and shoots Chaz*

ChazFox · Post by **ChazFox** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:28 pm

*dies, reloads from checkpoint* And now you know the importance of timing your Active Reloads correctly, folks! Hit it on the grey, you get a speedy reload. Hit it on the white, an even speedier reload and increased damage for a short amount of time. Hit it on the black, and you face a life threatening gun jam which increases your reload time. This has been Chaz, your novice guide to Gears of War, and holder of both "Zen And The Art Of Reloading" achievements!

*grabs gun, loads correctly this time* Lock and load! *Is about to shoot, but gets slammed into oblivion by a Berserker which apparently came out of nowhere*

Blorx · Post by **Blorx** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:37 pm

*pulls off berserker mask, goes "hah hah!" and takes gun back*

NickD · Post by **NickD** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:15 pm

Um.... *flies over head with F-15 and blows the shit out of both of you for being crack heads...*

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:35 pm

Dam, you guys are a bunch of god moding loosers.
it seems you lost the ability to flame!

you all suck dick cheese

ChazFox · Post by **ChazFox** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:37 pm

I was never a good flamer to begin with

I just thought I might join in the killfest and get killed a few times *spontaneously combusts*

Renegade_Turner · Post by **Renegade_Turner** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:48 pm

I'm sorry I started this thread.

You all suck, and your attempts at funny are severely meh.

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:07 pm

*takes everyone to Blood Gulch*

*steals banshee*

*gets uberhaxnuked*

Curses! *turns on godmode like everyone else*

(Yeah yeah, Halo demo. Good times, good times…)

Makrond · Post by **Makrond** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:24 pm

You kiwis are all alike...

No, seriously, you're all fruity! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

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Blah.

*Head pops off and lands at feet*

Blorx · Post by **Blorx** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:45 pm

i'm not trying to flame or be funny...cuz frankly, i'm less funny than watching a snake drown in a barrel of wine (wait...that's not exactly saying anything, none of us are that funny

)

NickD · Post by **NickD** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:32 am

Im going to end this once and for all. Look but dont touch... or it'll cost ya

.

wormguy · Post by **wormguy** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:31 am

Why was this locked? I'm just curious...