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what do you say?

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no
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Post by snovy » Sat Jul 05, 2008 10:59 am

were talking about funny jokes or wemen

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Post by Renegade_Turner » Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:58 pm

No, Makrond, that's not the reason. The reason women get lower insurance premiums is because less accidents on the road are caused by women. They're mostly caused my males between 16-30. I would know, I've already caused one. Women are just generally more responsible drivers. It has nothing to do with driving tests. lol

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Post by snovy » Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:06 am

NO MORE WOMEN TALKOH SORRY I SOMETIMES LOSE MY TEMPER BUT

STOP TALKING ABOUT WOMENSTOP TALKING ABOUT WOMEN

OK OK count from 1 to 3. 1...2...aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggghhh

sorry i'll take some time.

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Post by Renegade_Turner » Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:58 pm

*Coughs*

So yeah how about those women?

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Post by snovy » Sun Jul 06, 2008 3:17 pm

ok better now.no puff ..puff .. more .. women puff puff

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Post by Grayswandir » Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:04 pm

snovy wrote:ok better now.no puff ..puff .. more .. women puff puff
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Woman.
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Woman.
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Women.
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Woman?
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Seizure.

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Post by snovy » Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:46 am

Woman.

Woman.

Women.

Woman?

Seizure.

are they yer girlfriends?

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Renegade_Turner
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Post by Renegade_Turner » Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:47 pm

This guy rubs me as extremely socially inept.

"WHUT? R THOSE WOMEN?? DEY UR GF'S???"

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Post by Bl4ckW0lf » Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:55 pm

OoooK...

A Girl, man, lobster suit man, a chicken, bill gates, and a hobo walk into a bar... ouch!

HA HA HA!! I KILL MYSELF! OH GREAT! ENCORE ENCORE!

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Post by Grayswandir » Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:36 am

snovy wrote:Woman.

Woman.

Women.

Woman?

Seizure.

are they yer girlfriends?
No, they're all my wives. I had 19 children and the ones I have left will make great to-go meals and emergency rations.

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Post by snovy » Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:05 am

Grayswandir wrote:they're all my wives. I had 19 children and the ones I have left will make great to-go meals and emergency rations.
lol it sounds funny. :lol:

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Post by Fauxhammer » Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:11 pm

Okay, heres a funny one!
A woman walks into the doctors office. When the doctor calls her in he immediately says " Mam' I have some startling new results from your last check up."
The woman says "what?"
The doctor replies. " well there's some bad news and worse news"
The woman says "what's the bad news?"
The doctor says "The bad news is that you have only got 24 hours to live.
The woman says "Oh thats terrible, what could possibly be worse then that?"
The doctor replies "Well, I've been trying to contact you since yesterday"

:D :mrgreen: :lol:

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Post by Fauxhammer » Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:18 pm

snovy wrote:NO MORE WOMEN TALKOH SORRY I SOMETIMES LOSE MY TEMPER BUT

STOP TALKING ABOUT WOMENSTOP TALKING ABOUT WOMEN

OK OK count from 1 to 3. 1...2...aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggghhh

sorry i'll take some time.
lol i agree, this thread is loosing its' purpose.

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Post by Count Roland » Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:20 pm

ok so the invisible man is feeling a little bit sick so he calls the doctor to arrange an appointment, but when he gets through the receptionist says, I'm sorry but the doctor won't be able to see you.

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Post by Renegade_Turner » Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:19 am

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
He fell asleep.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
He was copying the first monkey.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
He thought they were playing a game.
Why did the tree fall over?
It thought it was a monkey.

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