Wish game
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Re: Wish game
Granted, you say something terribly witty. however, a (Lotus) Wolf comes and roundhouse kicks you in the head...
i wish for illiteracy...
i wish for illiteracy...
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Re: Wish game
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paradox I cannot read what you wished for and therefore cannot grant it but when I cannot grant it I can read it and must grant it the universe implodes leaving only delaware because of your wish.
I wish for marzipan.
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paradox I cannot read what you wished for and therefore cannot grant it but when I cannot grant it I can read it and must grant it the universe implodes leaving only delaware because of your wish.
I wish for marzipan.
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Marzipan??? Why would you want Marzipan???
Granted, you get a truckload of Marzipan and find it to be disgusting... And mildew filled...
I wish that no one gets their wishes granted.
Granted, you get a truckload of Marzipan and find it to be disgusting... And mildew filled...
I wish that no one gets their wishes granted.
Re: Wish game
Granted, you are no longer a person, therefor you have no rights. I take you home and spank you for eternity.
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Re: Wish game
Marzipan is a sculpting material sort of like sculpey, just google it.Lotus Wolf wrote:Marzipan??? Why would you want Marzipan???
Granted, you get a truckload of Marzipan and find it to be disgusting... And mildew filled...
...And I want a pony
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I Know What Marzipan Is. Its frosting, but its also yucky.
Granted you get a pony, but it kicks you in your genitals.
I wish for a happily ever after...
Granted you get a pony, but it kicks you in your genitals.
I wish for a happily ever after...
Re: Wish game
Correction:
Marzipan =
Marzipan =
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Re: Wish game
Your not a broomstick?!?!
Tee hee.
Granted, but it isn't happy for you. It's happy for some satanic cult worshiper named Stanley. He summons Satan and he eats your soul's face.
I wish my phone would stop messing up my texting.
Tee hee.
Granted, but it isn't happy for you. It's happy for some satanic cult worshiper named Stanley. He summons Satan and he eats your soul's face.
I wish my phone would stop messing up my texting.
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Granted, it instead messes up your social relationships by hanging up randomly and ignoring every call from your significant other(s?)
I wish I didn't have so much homework to do.
I wish I didn't have so much homework to do.
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The sad thing is that it already does that too.
Granted, your school has decided that instead of homework the teacher should follow you home and yell at you in your sleep so you learn it subconciously. But your teacher is a fat sweaty pedo who gives you some very interesting dreams.
I wish people would stop assuming that me and my best friend are going out just because she's a girl. It gets really fucking annoying.
Granted, your school has decided that instead of homework the teacher should follow you home and yell at you in your sleep so you learn it subconciously. But your teacher is a fat sweaty pedo who gives you some very interesting dreams.
I wish people would stop assuming that me and my best friend are going out just because she's a girl. It gets really fucking annoying.
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Granted, your best friend is now a dog and everyone thinks you're into beastiality.
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Granted, you get electrocuted, then suddenly go hulk, then go double-hulk, then it seems you're about to go triple when your entire body explodes.
All surrounding survivors go at the carnage.
I wish I could stop myself from ruining people's wishes D=
All surrounding survivors go at the carnage.
I wish I could stop myself from ruining people's wishes D=
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Re: Wish game
Granted, you are able to grant someone's wish as they want it and everyone's happy, except for this one guy who's stalking you and drools in your mouth while you sleep. Go die in a fire.