Joke of the Day

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by kehaar » Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:52 am

Good one.

OK, what's brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Endorgan » Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:24 pm

One day, the teacher was playing "Whats in my pocket?" with the kids. Then little Johnny asked, "Hey teach? Can I try?" and the teacher answered, "Sure Johnny." So Johnny walks up to the front of the class and sticks his hand in his pants pocket. Johnny starts to describe whats in his pocket, "OK. so, the thing in my pocket is, long, hard, and soft at the end!" The teacher screams, "JOHNNY! YOU ARE SUSPENDED! GO IN THE HALL!" "Whatever you say teach," Johnny says while hes walking out the door, "Oh and by the way..." he starts, with a smirk on his face...


"...it was a pencil."

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Starrz » Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:04 pm

Hahahahahaha! Hilarious!

2/25/09

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow wh--MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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Re: Joke of the Day

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Starrz » Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:30 pm

lol!

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Untadaike » Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:30 pm

Knock-knock
who's there?
police
police who?
pul-leeze open the door

uh-

....

....

... :|

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Starrz » Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:36 pm

:P

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Untadaike » Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:55 pm

A woman is going to work one morning and gets in her car and starts to drive out of her driveway.
As she pulls out, she hears a thump. Terrified, she quickly gets out and goes to look. She finds a dead dog lying next to the wheel of her car and recognizes it as her neighbor's. She runs across the road to his house. He answers the door in his bath gown. The woman frantically explains: "Oh, sir, I was pulling out of my driveway and hit your dog! It's dead! I'm so sorry! I insist that I replace him!"
"Well, I guess you could bring me the newspaper and my slippers each morning"

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Starrz » Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:45 am

2/26/09

George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he walked passed Moses, who didn't seem to notice him. He turned to Moses and said, "I am George W. Bush, the President of the USA, the most powerful nation on earth. Why didn't you greet me?"

Moses replied, "The last time I spoke to a bush, we starved for 40 years!"

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Untadaike » Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:35 am

nice!!!

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Count Roland » Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:47 pm

allright so a little girl is crying because her mother has just run over her doll while backing out of the driveway, the mom snaps at her "Don't be mad at me, I told you not to leave it on the porch!"

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Starrz » Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:03 pm

Count Roland wrote:allright so a little girl is crying because her mother has just run over her doll while backing out of the driveway, the mom snaps at her "Don't be mad at me, I told you not to leave it on the porch!"
.... I don't get it :/

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Count Roland » Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:28 pm

it's a woman driving joke. the porch usually isn't in the driveway.

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Starrz » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:01 pm

Ohhh! Hahaha, didn't notice the whole "porch" part. :P

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Count Roland » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:55 pm

lol

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