Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences
Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences
DRUMROLL!
The bear comes at you, you climb up the stairs, the bear can't climb stairs, and you shoot Smokey to death. Repeat for any other savage beast that you randomly want to vent your anger on.
Sorry to any real Tomb Raider fans, but thats how I see it all.
Not to mention /quote: "ZOMG BOOBS"
The bear comes at you, you climb up the stairs, the bear can't climb stairs, and you shoot Smokey to death. Repeat for any other savage beast that you randomly want to vent your anger on.
Sorry to any real Tomb Raider fans, but thats how I see it all.
Not to mention /quote: "ZOMG BOOBS"
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Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences
You forgot "ZOMG BOOBS".
Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences
ha ha, right...!!!
Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences
Wait. I can get it in four words.
Magic.
Animals.
Shooting.
Boobs.
Magic.
Animals.
Shooting.
Boobs.
Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences
Magic? Really?
Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences
Legends had magic.
It also had Excaliber.
And magic.
It also had Excaliber.
And magic.
Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences
I never knew that. Is it a recommendable game?
Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences
If you like Tomb Raider I guess.
Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences
Nevermind, then.
xD
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Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences
my summary of tomb raider
Butt
boobs
guns
kill endangered animals for no apparent reason.
Butt
boobs
guns
kill endangered animals for no apparent reason.
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Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences
She had a reason.
The reason?
IT WAS A F**KING BEAR. IT HAD TO DIE.
The reason?
IT WAS A F**KING BEAR. IT HAD TO DIE.
Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences
I can sum it up in two words:
Magic B BS.
Magic B BS.
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IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US! *BLAM*Renegade_Turner wrote:She had a reason.
The reason?
IT WAS A F**KING BEAR. IT HAD TO DIE.
THIN OUT THEIR NUMBERS! *BLAM*
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"Ehm...the reasonification that I killed the bear-o-matron was because it tried to killify me and put me in a grave-a-majig where I'd rot-i-mify and presidents can't do-a-mathing that.................nucular..." - George Bush
Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences
right onRenegade_Turner wrote:She had a reason.
The reason?
IT WAS A F**KING BEAR. IT HAD TO DIE.
beautifulCount Roland wrote:kill endangered animals for no apparent reason.
shakespeare, pure shakespeareOzymandias wrote:IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US! *BLAM*
THIN OUT THEIR NUMBERS! *BLAM*