love stories ^^

[Wilbefast]

I have a gay cat.

...I'm not kidding, he'll stick his ass in the air when you pet his back, and he licks my other male cat in... places.

Lol - hey, my cat sticks here ass in your face pretty much permanently which is far from pleasant - she's de-sexed though so you can't really say what that makes her apart from confused: I have two dogs as well and the female one keeps mounting the male one - who generally gives her the "wtf are you doing?" look at starts biting her.

[Renegade_Turner]

True, and besides, if you can't lick your friends, who can you lick?

Well said, my friend, well said.

...

*Licks*

Cats are bastards anyway. This stray cat keeps coming to our door and giving us the "Feed me! " look. They're such bastards, all they do is guilt you into feeding them, and then they just run away until they need you again. Bastards.

[Wilbefast]

Cats are bastards anyway. This stray cat keeps coming to our door and giving us the "Feed me! " look. They're such bastards, all they do is guilt you into feeding them, and then they just run away until they need you again. Bastards.

I second that - they're the most selfish creatures known to man.

Don't you just love em' though?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9Hwn2DO ... re=related

[Renegade_Turner]

Lol yeah that's the problem, they're sickeningly cute so you just forgive them for being such bastards!

Best pets are doggies.

Is that your Youtube account? lol

[Wilbefast]

Nope - Mighty Boosh IS awesome though...

[blood-shard]

wilbefast ? your profile pic. that avatar of yours sort of reminds me og american mcgee's alice in wonderlands cheshire cat, those of you who doesent know the game. all i can say is that its a game running on the old q2 engine if i remember xD

[Renegade_Turner]

That's because it IS American McGee's Cheshire Cat. =|

[blood-shard]

yay xD i wasent sure. havent played for like a million years ._.

[Wilbefast]

Actually, American McGee based his Chesire Cat on photographes of me

[blood-shard]

Actually, American McGee based his Chesire Cat on photographes of me

oh ya sure xD

[Wilbefast]

I'm his muse you see - or should that be mews?

[Glabbit]

In your particular case, my friend, either will suffice, I'm sure.
Would it be rude of me to offer you a bowl of milk?

[Renegade_Turner]

I think milk is actually bad for cats...plus they don't really like it. Or so the data tells me.

[Gifted]

Here's a love story. I was supposed to be hanging out with some chick tonight instead of doing nothing, but she's a fucking bitch. Welp, see ya.

[Dudeman]

ain't that special