love stories ^^

[Renegade_Turner]

lol. The moral this time is girls make boys cry. Guess which song that's from. It's playing in my headphones right now. Welp.

[Gifted]

Lol. Not cry, just get fucking pissed. And the song is When I Get Home You're So Dead by Mayday Parade.

[Wilbefast]

In your particular case, my friend, either will suffice, I'm sure.
Would it be rude of me to offer you a bowl of milk?

Aaaah! Milk! Good for da bones, good for da teeth! Pity a foo' who ain't got no calcium in his diet!

That's a good enough moral for me - thanks Mr. T!

[invertin]

I think milk is actually bad for cats...plus they don't really like it. Or so the data tells me.

Wrong.

I've got three cats and they love the stuff.

...Well to be fair they also love other things more.

Like chicken.

And one of them at one point did eat porridge.

It's a long story as to how she got porridge.

(I'm not even rambling nonsensically, it's a true story.)

[Glabbit]

I can vouch for that.
Whenever I have a bowl of cereal, with, indeed, milk in it, the cat starts following me around.
When I put down the cereal-less bowl she instantly pounces her face in it to lap up the remaining milk.
Always.
Unless I stop her, which means I have to grab her with both hands, fling her away and pick up the bowl and hold it high.

[Jimmy Jazz]

yeah, our two black cats where house cats till we went to ohio, mom kicked them out then. because the cat peed then threw up behind the chair she was sitting in.... we actually got the cats at the library...

[Richie Rabbit]

[invertin]

[Renegade_Turner]

I think milk is actually bad for cats...plus they don't really like it. Or so the data tells me.

Wrong.

I've got three cats and they love the stuff.

...Well to be fair they also love other things more.

Like chicken.

And one of them at one point did eat porridge.

It's a long story as to how she got porridge.

(I'm not even rambling nonsensically, it's a true story.)

Cats just love food. You're mixing up cats-being-complete-greedy-assholes with cats-having-fondness-for-milk.

[Grayswandir]

The cats that I've seen (and the one I had) love milk, but it also depends on the temperature of said milk, most won't drink it cold.

[Richie Rabbit]

How did we go from love stories to pussies & milk? well id guess its okay.. most love stories have some sort of involvement of pussies & milk

[Wilbefast]

How did we go from love stories to pussies & milk? well id guess its okay.. most love stories have some sort of involvement of pussies & milk

Lol - you're even repeating for emphasis

Perhaps a little too unsubtle there I think it's time for the smut song...

• Smut!
  Give me smut and nothing but!
  A dirty novel I can't shut,
  If it's uncut,
  and unsubt- le.
  
  I've never quibbled
  If it was ribald,
  I would devour where others merely nibbled.
  As the judge remarked the day that he
  acquitted my Aunt Hortense,
  "To be smut
  It must be ut-
  Terly without redeeming social importance."
  
  Por-
  Nographic pictures I adore.
  Indecent magazines galore,
  I like them more
  If they're hard core. (...)

Sing with me!

[Richie Rabbit]

Can't... too busy lookin at naughtyness 0_o

[Wilbefast]

Can't... too busy lookin at naughtyness 0_o

Okay then - let's not even get into your strange anthropomorhpic lizard fetish - does such a thing even exist? Sure as hell not game to google image search for it that's for sure...

[Renegade_Turner]

Yeah, I'll be honest, that's kind of disturbing.