The Bacon Pledge

[zoidberg rules]

Sorry. I'm not seeing it, are you saying bacon is unattractive?

[underthedeep]

Bacon is so Handsome <3

[adwuga]

That's a girl. Correction: Bacon is so hot <3

[underthedeep]

Have you ever called a girl handsome?

they dig it.

[adwuga]

I'll be sure to try that next female pig I see

[underthedeep]

last time i told that to your mom she loved it,

she might suck you dick too if you do it.



jus' sayin'.

[Doggyhugger]

You may be under the deep, but you are also over the line.

[adwuga]

Don't worry, he is just jealous because he can't get a human girlfriend.

[Assaultman67]

Have you ever called a girl handsome?

they dig it.

I actually bet that would work. It's a light hearted enough that she can laugh afterward without being caught up in awkwardness, but it still has some power behind it that suggests "I like you".

Something like that can be playfully thrown out there and be used to set a flirtatious/playful mood.

However, If I ever complement a girl on her beauty, I definitely take some time to think of just how to phrase it so it will really sink in and make them a bit flustered.

last time i told that to your mom she loved it,

she might suck you dick too if you do it.

jus' sayin'.

Adwuga's mom would suck adwuga's dick?

[adwuga]

Forgive him, assaulman. He said it in a rage of jealously.

[Glabbit]

Who are you people?
What happened to my friends? D:

[Assaultman67]

Who are you people?
What happened to my friends? D:

'friends' is a bit of a strong word.

[Glabbit]

Nowadays people don't seem to use it that way anymore though.

[underthedeep]

Adwuga's mom would suck adwuga's dick?

guess that one flew over your head

Don't worry, he is just jealous because he can't get a human girlfriend.

i actually have a human girlfriend.

your comeback is moot.

[adwuga]

And I'm the king of Atlantis. Show me some proof.