World crisis!

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:14 pm

Another little game from the Invertin-forum-game-society. (me)
Based on the ninja-zombie-monkey problem in "Stolen Identity?", someone makes up a world crisis, then we think up stupid ways to stop it, which would probably just make an even bigger crisis, if the crisis is removed all together, we get a new one.

I'll start, Zombie outbreak in china. (1,313,973,713 and rising chinese, the dead become zombies... This could be a problem)

Crill3 · Post by **Crill3** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:16 pm

Oh god no!!!
You're going to turn me british.

Kalexon · Post by **Kalexon** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:27 pm

NAFM. Nano-Aircraft-Fired-Missles

create thousands of nano missles, fire them from airborne crafts then remotely guide each missle to the brain of a zombie and detonate them.

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:30 pm

that was quick... New crisis in order.

Um...
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/mango/
Mango attack!

NickD · Post by **NickD** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:12 pm

OMFG!!! IT NEVER ENDS!!!!! AHHHHH

!

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:49 pm

......Okaaaaay.

Sucky squids then?
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/onthemoon/On+The+Moon+ep.7/

BTW, since we're on the subject of Weebles stuff, never mention.. That annoying song. Beginning with B, even thinking about will make we remember the song and it took 5 years to get it out of my head the last- AAAHHH!!! THEIR BACK!

Edit: NEW CRISIS! The badger song and various other annoying songs on the internet has eroded the minds of the goverment and world leaders, now their so stupid they're launching nukes on their own countrys!

Kalexon · Post by **Kalexon** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:40 pm

So what else is new?

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:55 pm

Going back to your Zombi Problem, Id use a Nuke, turning China into a grand crater full of toxic Fumes. Due to the radiation a new Creature was spawned from the atoms of the zombis and now have become a Porthole to the Nether world, and out comes an invasion of Demons!

thats more exciting.

Now Try and solve that!

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:05 am

We pray to god to save us. (All those non-believers are screwed!)

And if that doesn't work we can always use this.

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:10 am

Ok... lets say if god did save them.

Heaven Now suffers over population.
and because of human stupidity, and everything feels good in heaven according to some people who believe, the human race reproduces at a ridiculous rate...

Solve this please?!

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:18 am

Hmm...

Reincarnation?

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:55 am

People climbed out from the primordial ooze and soon were killed by demons and taught that the devil is god.

there is also people protesting that god stopped sending young boys into earth to solve there population problem

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:01 am

Reincarnation: bad.

I think colicedus has ended the world as we know it.

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:52 am

Be Creative my friend...

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:53 am

...Population control?
And how to deal with the demons... Nuns with guns!