What if...

Count Roland · Post by **Count Roland** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 3:55 am

there'd be a lot less married people.
what if males and females switched places after the woman gave birth and the ex woman devoured the man?

MONKEYZ RULE · Post by **MONKEYZ RULE** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:52 am

Then I'd die a virgin.

What if anyone who had a car could get it fixed for free to run on just solar and electricity? (full time for it to be fixed: 10 minutes)

Chainsaw man · Post by **Chainsaw man** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:25 pm

The Oil industry would shivel.
The Bush family would then have to find another way to keep there welth.

What if Ameraca had food, and not food like substances?

Ragdollmaster · Post by **Ragdollmaster** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:15 pm

We'd have less fat people, less pollution from the all fast-food places around, prices on everything would be down, and gas would be used less.

...You don't get the last one? Alright baby birds, I'll feed you. People weigh less = better gas mileage = using less gas = gas not rocketing to 4$ and leaving us all in fear.

What if a slip of yellow paper fatally attacked me with a large stick and I was stuck in the hospital, WITH NO COMPUTER ACCESS?!?! D:

MONKEYZ RULE · Post by **MONKEYZ RULE** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:41 pm

Then some guy would make a thread talking about all the members that had gone missing this last year.

What if George Bush had another 8 years in office?

Count Roland · Post by **Count Roland** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:27 am

I'd make sure there wasn't any trouble in the world the whole time.
what if we had teeth for eyes?

Chainsaw man · Post by **Chainsaw man** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 2:33 am

We would be looking at the world though our mouth.
What if Duke Nukem was a soviet?

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:34 am

It doesn't matter which reality or semi-reality you go to, that is impossible.

What if Captain America was secretly Canadian?

Chainsaw man · Post by **Chainsaw man** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:51 am

Than Canadians whould be better patriots than Ameracans.

What if I was a Comunist with a Chainsaw?

Cmyszka · Post by **Cmyszka** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 8:19 am

Wait... you mean you aren't? 0_o

Chainsaw man · Post by **Chainsaw man** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:24 pm

No, Im a person who holds the ideals Socalist, who hapens to be weilding a chainsaw

Cmyszka · Post by **Cmyszka** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:48 pm

What if this thread was in the randomness board like it should be?

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:57 pm

It'd be more relevant.

What if it was possible to make Cm's avatar any more AWESOME!?

Cm is easier than Cmyszka- I need to look to type it right.

Ragdollmaster · Post by **Ragdollmaster** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:14 pm

Then it would include a Chuck Norris reference.

What if we were attacked tomorrow by large slugs?

Wielding lasers?

MONKEYZ RULE · Post by **MONKEYZ RULE** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:25 pm

Then we'd all die except Coli because of his P.A.S.S. (PureAwesomeSawSword)

What if scientists invented a light saber that could cut through steel?