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by Grayswandir » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:58 am
Your cries of rage summon George, the Giant, Two-Foot-Tall, Enraged, Fire-farting, Lighting-shooting, Demonic-Hamster, on LSD. It drags you into a teahouse and promptly begins to do funny things to your rear. Spawning demonic-bear-children with your facial features, George leaves you to the mothering duties. Unbeknowest to George, all the demonic-mating has attracted the attention of Gordon Freeman. Crashing through a window, Freeman proceeds to club the demonic children with his crowbar of smashingness. George, hearing the ruckuss calls the police and Tequila bursts through the double doors both guns blazing....
And then there was a GUN FIGHT!!! Gangsters were killed, innocents were mauled, and an explosive was dropped down an elevator shaft to the cry of, "Yippee-kay-yay mother f**ker!"
Bullets ripping left and right and up and down and over and under and an unexpected reach around.
You all die because something exploded, crashing the teahouse into the ocean. If there were survivors I'm sure they were forced to play stupid games on an island or were stuck in a bunker being metally conditioned to press a button.