In My World...

[invertin]

The first and last are almost right.

[Zhukov]

Curses!

Children but no adults?

Streams but no rivers?

Rain but no puddles?

[invertin]

That last one was pretty close.

I'm enjoying this mental torture far too much.

[Renegade_Turner]

In my world, there is a forum but no idiots.

Nope.

Oh right. Then...

In my world, there are idiots but no forums.

SHAZAM, take that.

[MONKEYZ RULE]

Religion but no god.
Music but no instruments.
Wetness but no water.

[invertin]

Wait a second, that last one by Monkeys was right.

[Untadaike]

Wetness but no water.

And where exactly would this wetness be located, hmm?

In my world, there are alarm clocks, but-but they're...broken....hm, no wait...

[Glabbit]

Buttons but no zips!

Woot, it's fun to be in the know =D

[Lotus Wolf]

Ah, starting to pick up on it.

invertin's got it, and he's been grading posts, so...

In my world, there's happy but no smiles.

[Glabbit]

HEY! I got it too! D:

There is the puzzle, but no solution...

Snowballs but no snow.

Trees but no paper!

Aggravation but no rage!

[nutcracker]

Butts but no fronts

[Glabbit]

That, too.

Missiles but no explosions...

[invertin]

Now I need to come up with my own riddle just so that I can leave others guessing while only I know the answer!

Muahahahaha!

[Glabbit]

Riddles but no answers...

Randomness but no Invertin! What kind of crappy world is this? D:

Crappy, but goodies too... No landscapes or clouds though.
Sunny there is, cloudy there isn't...

Hmhm, hmhm, mhm...

[Ragdollmaster]

Oh, I think I get it now... maybe. How about this?

There are veterans, but no soldiers.
There are minutes, but no seconds.
There is mustard, but no mustard seeds / There is ketchup, but no tomatoes.
There are geniuses, but no prodigies.
(Like, grown geniuses, but no genius children)

It has to do with time/cause-effect relations. Maybe. That, or Lotus is on a really big acid trip.