Let's Play Madou Monogatari!

[Assaultman67]

Go take out satan ...

I mean, any five year old should be able to take satan head on in a fight to the death ...

[kehaar]

Sorry, I didn't get that the three glowing yellow orbs were the three paths...

Ok, so you'll need to take the middle or "easiest" or "t" path to get to satan... because of the whole fundamental story about how "you get a cookie or a spanking, what's it gonna be, kid?" in most satan-including religions, so that's haz to be itz, uh, the middle path.

[Eagle0600]

While I admit I didn't quite follow kehaar's reasoning, the middle path looks as good as any from here.

[kehaar]

uhh...

...my what?

[Grayswandir]

As a side note, I was listening to Unkle while I was playing the last section:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDLvYzZ0tB8
Unkle is awesome.

[Grayswandir]

You take the middle path.
You were eaten by a Grue.

Update forthcoming.

[kehaar]

D'oh!

Dang, how could my logic have been flawed?

[Jimmy Jazz]

i say go left, and if not left go right!...

otherwise hilarious, kept me laughing through out most of the game.

[Grayswandir]

Oh right, I was supposed to update this earlier. Give me a few days, been busy with work.
Here have some "Flight of the Toyota" while you wait.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wz3mT84K-w

[Grayswandir]

Relatively short update this time, this dungeon is beginning to bug me so I probably won't update about it again until something more interesting happens.

and the middle path takes you to yet another uninteresting room!


Somewhere interesting now?


Hey, its this guy again.

Still angry.

THE POWER OF FIRE!!!


During my next battle, Carbuncle showed up...


...apparently psuedo-licking people makes them happy...

Fat lot of good he did.




I did find a new spell, however.


..and I gained a level.



See what I mean about lifeless?


Hmm...a door...what could that be?


More stairs...


Oh look, the grounds changed color, how exciting.

There's some more of those water gun elephants I mentioned in my previous post, they seem to appear once every floor just to blow you off a cliff and force you to explore more rewardless areas.



Carbuncle comes back and fires a laser out of his head this time, but it didn't seem to do anything.


Look, we're on a green floor, this must mean we're onto something new right?

...apparently not...

According to Madou logic, if you take any warp point but the middle one, you end up in an empty room or occasionally, a place with a switch.

The switch.

Also, if you fall down a hole, apparently, you go UP a floor. Yeah, go figure.


New enemy, the Zombie.

BITE HIS NUTS OFF!!!


Out of boredom I tried another spell...

...but spamming fire seems to kill everything in this game, so why break tradition?


Apparently, the game still thinks I suck.


Finally, and end to this god damn area...wait...

...No...

...Use your magical girl powers damn you...

...Do it by yourself...

At this point I got fed up, saved, and quit.
I'll start posting more once I get past this area, this area is horrible. Just thought I'd share.

[kehaar]

does seem to be a bit of a game for masochists...

Thanks for keeping at it, though. Still entertaining to read the commentary!

[Eagle0600]

Commentary is good, but you really don't have to play this if it hurts that much.

[Grayswandir]

I'll give the game a little longer, see where it goes.

[Glabbit]

Well, I'm still enjoying reading these x3

Don't overwork yourself though. Especially not whilst playing a game.

[Assaultman67]

Im so confused as to what the goal of this game is ...

You were trying to graduate from kindergarden ... then you need to find some jewels or rocks or something and now you're looking for a elephant's head