John Needs Our Support (To Dye His Beard Pink)

[Untadaike]

Slaughter those kittens, I say. Just imagine how hard it might be to get a GF with your corse beard hairs all pink and oily. Tsk tsk. Don't do it John. Not for a million... peaches.

Guess what a cool pick-up line this would be? "Wanna know why my beard is pink? It was either that or kitten slaughter, and who could kill a kitten."
If I would be a girl(which I don't, err obviously), I would totally fall for a man who isn't ashamed of dying his beard for the sake of cute little kittens.

If I would be in need for a girl friend(which I don't, so maybe you who are should listen to what I say now, obviously), I would totally give that strategy a try.

I wrote that post wrong. I think that made me sound like some anti-gay freak. Sorry. However, John wouldn't look nearly as cool, and game-developerish if he died it pink.

[Lord_of_Sausage]

I agree with the above post. If John dyed his beard pink, it wouldn't be as awesome


(And us Beard freaks from the "Johns Beard thread" would have to die his beard pink on all the pictures D:)

[Renegade_Turner]

I thought the petition would be cool, i.e. that you wouldn't have to donate to something, but it turns out it's not.

[Ragdollmaster]

R_T you don't. Sign your signature and then when it gets to the donate page just exit out of the browser or go to another site; donation is optional.

[Terminal58]

John said he'll dye his beard pink if he gets 1000 preorders!

[BlackHole]

Here we go again.... BEARD RUMORS!

- Black
Drugs are like nuclear powered cars. They seem like a good idea until you crash.

[Andrige]

New user is terribly disappointed if promise is not fulfilled due to cutting.
You wouldn't upset a swede now, would you?

[Ylvali]

John should dye his beard blue and yellow, and wear a plastic helmet with horns to match it.

[Lord_of_Sausage]

I have supported John to dye his beard pink by....

drumroll....

Dying my hair BLUE! OH MY GAWD!

Sadly, my hair was too dark, so now i got some wierd blue-grayish hair, and some light-blue spots on the hair... Yeah....

And heres the proof:



Yeah, i know it might look like a poor attempt, but it really is true! Oh, and the devil pic... well, couldn't find another pic where i am older than 12 >.<

[Untadaike]

Awesome.