Nice use of a Mitch Hedberg line by the way.
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My favourite is definitely "So I need to water my plants dead. Please do not pretend to be a fake."
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Okay I actually have a brilliant one:
He called me a rapist and a recluse, I'm not a recluse.
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He raped me, known as a recluse, I'm not a recluse.
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He is known as a hermit raped me, I'm not a recluse.
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He raped me as a hermit, I'm not a recluse known.
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He was a recluse, I was raped I'm not a recluse known.
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I also tried:
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer."
One of the translations I got was
"Small feet were the ultimate Christmas break."
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You were on to something with using the Mitch Hedberg quotes. I tried the following:
"I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring."
The equilibrium result?
"If the pen 170000000000 is located in the heart of the pen, I will lose you can buy."
Also one of the translations along the way was:
"I got sick and my heart will never lose your pen is a pen always buy 700 billion dollars."
Seriously. Wtf?